confession

[johnnynoname]

....I haven't had sex in 5 years


btw- that's not hyperbole of any sorts......I'm not gonna reveal the exact date on here because I don't want it to be a "GB holiday"

I will say that the last time was in August of 2010

I just took myself out of the game.....

This all legit and I feel that this is some breaking news for all the bb'ing forums because lets be honest I really am one of the bigger personalities  

also I know I open myself up to "but when was the last time you had sex with a man?" replies





also, I know just opened myself up to some sort of witty replies that are a play on the "open myself up" verbiage I just used



EDIT: I'm also sharing this not so much for the "news worthiness" or buzz it will create.  I mean- this is just as big as when zyzz died.
I'm sharing this because I don't think anyone in my real life knows this and I don't see a therapist so I can't tell him...it would be a "him" btw because how could woman here me talk about my childhood when the dishwasher is running and a baby is screaming

I think I became a "sexy anorexic" "sexual anorexic"

[Kwon_2]

but when was the last time you had sex with a man?



JK Salvatore

We all have slumps

Things were different when we were 20-35, then we had sex constantly.

But as you grow older, other things become more important, such as Getbig

[YngiweRhoads]

Different 'strokes' for different folks.

[njflex]

THAT INCLUDES TUGGING ON YOUR NOODLE...

[johnnynoname]

has Jesus added any upgrades to women since the 2010 model?

[johnnynoname]

THAT INCLUDES TUGGING ON YOUR NOODLE...

honestly- I just beat off just to "take the edge off" or for "preventative measures" because it's prevents prostate cancer


frankly, i've grown bored of myself.....i know how some married couples feel now

maybe I should put a leather glove on my right hand and give bondage a try

[devilsmile]

The female beauty concept is the same. So is the male beauty concept.

People are just searching more than ever for a greater devine. PRetty much the same shit since 2010 overall, just lesss hype.

If I came across you in the gym and told you show me your abs, could you pull that off without looking like a total dumb ass ?

[njflex]

honestly- I just beat off just to "take the edge off" or for "preventative measures" because it's prevents prostate cancer


frankly, i've grown bored of myself.....i know how some married couples feel now

maybe I should put a leather glove on my right hand and give bondage a try

OR A SEQUINED ONE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

[johnnynoname]

If I came across you in the gym and todl you show me your abs, could you pull that off ?

of course I could----I'm a little fatter now but I still have abs......i'm also fully tattooed from my stomach to chest but still have abs


the real culprit is kinda what the black guy said and that is i'm 37 now and.....well


......okay so there is good news and bad news about getting older when it comes to women for us fellas

the good news is that once you get a certain age you know what you want in a woman



the bad news is that once you get a certain age YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT IN A WOMAN

being 25 was awesome (at least back then it was) because i didn't care if you were as dumb as a rock...if you were skinny and fake tits then it was game over


37 year old me thinks 25 year old me needed to stop finding validation in having sex

[Radical Plato]

....I haven't had sex in 5 years


btw- that's not hyperbole of any sorts......I'm not gonna reveal the exact date on here because I don't want it to be a "GB holiday"

I will say that the last time was in August of 2010

I just took myself out of the game.....

This all legit and I feel that this is some breaking news for all the bb'ing forums because lets be honest I really am one of the bigger personalities  

also I know I open myself up to "but when was the last time you had sex with a man?" replies





also, I know just opened myself up to some sort of witty replies that are a play on the "open myself up" verbiage I just used



EDIT: I'm also sharing this not so much for the "news worthiness" or buzz it will create.  I mean- this is just as big as when zyzz died.
I'm sharing this because I don't think anyone in my real life knows this and I don't see a therapist so I can't tell him...it would be a "him" btw because how could woman here me talk about my childhood when the dishwasher is running and a baby is screaming

I think I became a "sexy anorexic" "sexual anorexic"

It's been 3 1/2 years for me, I tell others I am a born again virgin.  Doesn't bother me too much, occasionally I put myself out there and chat up a girl at the gym but can't be fucked full time looking for some strange.

[drkaje]

Lame.

[johnnynoname]

It's been 3 1/2 years for me

it makes you wonder...how many other men aren't having sex on the regular?

and i'm not talking about guys who can't get laid because they have no self confidence or whatever reason...

..i'm talking about men who, like I said previously, "took themselves out of the game"?

[johnnynoname]

i think the reason why is because i'm not a vegan

[devilsmile]

of course I could----I'm a little fatter now but I still have abs......i'm also fully tattooed from my stomach to chest but still have abs

37 year old me thinks 25 year old me needed to stop finding validation in having sex

Only worship your self home alone, never else. If you justify your failure, you will never allow yourself to get better.

I know exactly what you mean by not looking for validation in having sex.

This is what could happen when you ain't born in Liberia, people have differend set of traps they fall into here.

[Radical Plato]

it makes you wonder...how many other men aren't having sex on the regular?

and i'm not talking about guys who can't get laid because they have no self confidence or whatever reason...

..i'm talking about men who, like I said previously, "took themselves out of the game"?

Two of those years I actually had a partner, but she had let herself go so terribly, even the thought of fucking her forced my libdo from my soul, couple this with she had the shittiest attitude known to man, complete ball buster.  Apparently me not wanting to fuck whales was my problem and not hers, it was too much to ask to control calorie consumption and exercise 4 times a week.

I am 43 now and my ex is 40, and the saddest part is some fit 25 year old bloke started banging her after I left her, talk about having no standards, he must just have a powerful imagination and just close his eyes the whole time, poor bastard, just wait until she drops the act and she goes full psycho on his young dumb arse, he won't know what hit him.

And yeah, I just took myself out of the game after my last relationship, live on my own, it has it's moments, but for the most part I live a pretty good life, good friends, hobbies etc.  Still talk with women on the off chance but never really try to hard.  Plus porn is so good these days I can thoroughly enjoy myself on my own.

[devilsmile]

Two of those years I actually had a partner, but she had let herself go so terribly, even the thought of fucking her forced my libdo from my soul, couple this with she had the shittiest attitude known to man, complete ball buster.  Apparently me not wanting to fuck whales was my problem and not hers, it was too much to ask to control calorie consumption and exercise 4 times a week.

I am 43 now and my ex is 40, and the saddest part is some fit 25 year old bloke started banging her after I left her, talk about having no standards, he must just have a powerful imagination and just close his eyes the whole time, poor bastard, just wait until she drops the act and she goes full psycho on his young dumb arse, he won't know what hit him.

And yeah, I just took myself out of the game after my last relationship, live on my own, it has it's moments, but for the most part I live a pretty good life, good friends, hobbies etc.  Still talk with women on the off chance but never really try to hard.  Plus porn is so good these days I can thoroughly enjoy myself on my own.

Perfection is a sense of satisfaction, that's all is.

[johnnynoname]

the idea of perfection is like the idea of 100 percent accuracy

there is no such thing as 100 percent accuracy.....99.9 percent is the closest you'll ever get


there is no such thing as symmetry--> everything is valid

[HTexan]

....I haven't had sex in 5 years


btw- that's not hyperbole of any sorts......I'm not gonna reveal the exact date on here because I don't want it to be a "GB holiday"

I will say that the last time was in August of 2010

I just took myself out of the game.....

This all legit and I feel that this is some breaking news for all the bb'ing forums because lets be honest I really am one of the bigger personalities  

also I know I open myself up to "but when was the last time you had sex with a man?" replies





also, I know just opened myself up to some sort of witty replies that are a play on the "open myself up" verbiage I just used



EDIT: I'm also sharing this not so much for the "news worthiness" or buzz it will create.  I mean- this is just as big as when zyzz died.
I'm sharing this because I don't think anyone in my real life knows this and I don't see a therapist so I can't tell him...it would be a "him" btw because how could woman here me talk about my childhood when the dishwasher is running and a baby is screaming

I think I became a "sexy anorexic" "sexual anorexic"

Why haven't you had sex?

[devilsmile]

the idea of perfection is like the idea of 100 percent accuracy

there is no such thing as 100 percent accuracy.....99.9 percent is the closest you'll ever get


there is no such thing as symmetry--> everything is valid

I was giving plato a sense of verity, because the 25 year old was probably loving it. And plato's old woman as well. THey were both winning. Plato may say the dude is dellusional and has no standards in women, but we all know how nice it is to have a solid milf or a partner who's half your age. It was just an example, jj, be cool.

[HTexan]

the idea of perfection is like the idea of 100 percent accuracy

there is no such thing as 100 percent accuracy.....99.9 percent is the closest you'll ever get


there is no such thing as symmetry--> everything is valid

There is prefect for YOU. It is called a soulmate. 

[devilsmile]

There is prefect for YOU. It is called a soulmate. 

It's also called a great fuck.

[johnnynoname]

i think the story is that we all get older and vapid sex with milfs and fake titted 19 year olds eventually gets really old


it's very odd I think but also kinda satisfying



seriously though i think this is a social phenomenon among men that the general public really isn't aware of

[devilsmile]

i think the story is that we all get older and vapid sex with milfs and fake titted 19 year olds eventually gets really old


it's very odd I think but also kinda satisfying



seriously though i think this is a social phenomenon among men that the general public really isn't aware of

No, it's women as well, trust me. You're not alone in this endevour. People stop caring to have sex. Then they all of a sudden have sex for 6 years worth in one day.

[HTexan]

It's also called a great fuck.

are you 18 or something?

[devilsmile]

are you 18 or something?

You can search women for sexual/physical pleasure alone through out your life. What are you, mormon? JJ may have got bored of it but some of us aren't bored of it yet.