The guy who stole Alpine's girlfriend, apparently. 
Who, shrek??
Honestly though, if you losers ever had any dealings with attractive women this would be common knowledge to you by now. Girls dont really care about your muscles. It's mostly a turn off. Dont get me wrong, they like athletic, lean bodies. But being a fucking over tanned, self obsessed pumper couldn't be worse in most girls eyes.
This is your first and final WAKE UP CALL.
For those of you having trouble keeping up (most of you), here is cheat sheet. Here is the descending list of desirable traits.
This is assuming a woman of about age 22-25 (typical marrying range). The 18-21 range is more susceptible to falling for a dopey meat head.
1. Socioeconomic status (see also: reputation, money, type of lifestyle you can offer, provider)
2. Personality (humor is good, being a dumb fucking meat head is not)
3. <insert anything here>
4. Actual Physical attraction.
oh btw, just to quell any suspicions & concerns:
It may sound as if im a bitter, angsty tiny tit who has lost out to hard bodied wonders. In fact, this is not the case. I likely look better than most of you disgusting fatguts (I look like a greek god). I had to come to these realizations the hard way. I have been fighting to reform my meat head impulses ever since. Most of you are too far gone. Your WWE watching, Hungry Man XXL eating ways are permanently burned into your cortices. Pumping iron in attempts to achieve alpha male status while getting your stinger wet make up the very essence of your person. However, if i can save just one meat head, my efforts are worthy.
Good night and good luck.
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