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Title: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM
NOT
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/3279_1069497970963_1031507251_30159.jpg)
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/n1031507251_30159670_4002605.jpg)

TEAM LEAN FACE/TEAM MANOREXIA/TEAM ATTENTIONWHORE/TEAM OBVIOUS DADDY ISSUES/TEAM HAIR LIKE LISA STANFIELD REPRESENTS BITCH

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btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:11:33 PM
GOD i need to get laid
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Quo on April 15, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
Brutal ass so loose you need two rolls of TP handy to wipe up the splatter, Salvatore.

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/3279_1069497970963_1031507251_30159.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: tendonitis on April 15, 2009, 06:13:22 PM
johnny, you seem like a guy who spends a lot of time in front of the mirror
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: wes mantooth on April 15, 2009, 06:13:31 PM
youre a funny guy sally.....

but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....


i know youre a  fake straight/ kinda gay guy, straight  but metro gay guy who thinks hes straight....but that is over the top.....for a gay or a straight
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 15, 2009, 06:14:49 PM
your abs looks blurrier
what the hell did u do?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: nycbull on April 15, 2009, 06:15:32 PM
have you had any cosmetic surgery, your like one of those people you cant tell their age?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: SuperNatural on April 15, 2009, 06:15:37 PM


btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

You're a eunuch?  Not that I'm judging, but why would you ever admit to that publicly?  
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 06:17:56 PM
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it.
Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: YoungBlood on April 15, 2009, 06:18:23 PM
btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich


but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....

I'm thinking these two are correlated. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 06:18:29 PM
You're a eunuch?  Not that I'm judging, but why would you ever admit to that publicly?  

It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: wes mantooth on April 15, 2009, 06:18:46 PM
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it.
Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.

post of the night!!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:19:07 PM
Are you sure you aren't a fruitbooty?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Marty Champions on April 15, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
how much r u working out Johnny Falcon?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 15, 2009, 06:19:29 PM
Johnny showing us geeks what a real man's bathroom looks like, and that a plunger can be used to unclog toilets, not just as an anus impaler.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: elite_lifter on April 15, 2009, 06:19:43 PM
Third Reich Hair style.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
youre a funny guy sally.....

but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....


i know youre a  fake straight/ kinda gay guy, straight  but metro gay guy who thinks hes straight....but that is over the top.....for a gay or a straight

too much wax works (by paul mitchell) in my hair gave it a real shiny look
it is a pretty unique hair do....the chics at the gym dig it though- it has further cemented my "european trainer" gimmick i got going on

your abs looks blurrier
what the hell did u do?

not blurrier- just bad angle/shitty mirror
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: MB_722 on April 15, 2009, 06:19:50 PM
You look queer

.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: SuperNatural on April 15, 2009, 06:20:14 PM
It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?

Haha, if you only knew!  
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Veteran_Lifter on April 15, 2009, 06:22:25 PM
too much wax works (by paul mitchell) in my hair gave it a real shiny look
it is a pretty unique hair do....the chics at the gym dig it though- it has further cemented my "european trainer" gimmick i got going on

not blurrier- just bad angle/shitty mirror

'wax works'? you look like some playmobil cunt

oh and, wallpaper in the lav is just asking for trouble.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?

btw, i'm watching the rejected howard tv film festival submissions on howard tv as i type

it just got added to the...ummm i forgot what category it was but it got submitted
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Tapeworm on April 15, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
Hire a man to install a toilet paper holder Johnny.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Drama Queen on April 15, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
NOT
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/3279_1069497970963_1031507251_30159.jpg)
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/n1031507251_30159670_4002605.jpg)

TEAM LEAN FACE/TEAM MANOREXIA/TEAM ATTENTIONWHORE/TEAM OBVIOUS DADDY ISSUES/TEAM HAIR LIKE LISA STANFIELD REPRESENTS BITCH

countdown till thread deletion

btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

I would hit it (no homo of course)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:23:59 PM
Hire a man to install a toilet paper holder Johnny.

not my bathroom
come on guys...i have better taste in wallpaper than that
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 06:24:16 PM
btw, i'm watching the rejected howard tv film festival submissions on howard tv as i type

it just got added to the...ummm i forgot what category it was but it got submitted

Yeah I am about 40 minutes into the Film Festival, I think it's under HTV originals, but I could be wrong. I've never seen it before but it looks pretty cool.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: jesusbod on April 15, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Wash your hair Fag Boy...
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:26:46 PM
i think my hair looked awesomer here
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)

i look like amir sadollah........if he was a total closet case of course :o
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:26:54 PM
...i have better taste in wallpaper than that
I'm sure you do stoolsampler.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: MB_722 on April 15, 2009, 06:26:59 PM
'wax works'? you look like some playmobil cunt

hahaha  :D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:27:29 PM
Yeah I am about 40 minutes into the Film Festival, I think it's under HTV originals, but I could be wrong. I've never seen it before but it looks pretty cool.

the red peters song in the beginning= THE SHIT
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:28:11 PM
i think my hair looked awesomer here
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)

i look like amir sadollah........if he was a total closet case of course :o

What 12 yr old nerd headed to a comic book convention did you strongarm for that shirt?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Tapeworm on April 15, 2009, 06:29:27 PM
not my bathroom
come on guys...i have better taste in wallpaper than that

I was more concerned about the plastic flowers and the 80s painting.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:30:19 PM
What 12 yr old nerd headed to a comic book convention did you strongarm for that shirt?

His name was ethan and i will have you know that that fucker put up a hell of a fight
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Veteran_Lifter on April 15, 2009, 06:31:10 PM
LOL, WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!

(http://www.playvaluetoys.com/images/promotions_playmobil_4655.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:31:26 PM
His name was ethan and i will have you know that that fucker put up a hell of a fight

haha, did you throttle him with your iphone?  ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
i think my hair looked awesomer here
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)

i look like amir sadollah........if he was a total closet case of course :o

Ok now I think you probably look gayer than any gay on getbig. Brutal insecurity, toped off with you trying to show off your most prized possesion an "apple iphone" ..oh brother.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
LOL, WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!

(http://www.playvaluetoys.com/images/promotions_playmobil_4655.jpg)
The arms on that lego guy are too big to be johnnynoname.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 06:32:00 PM
2 questions

1) Are you gay?
2) Why do you do your hair like that?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Veteran_Lifter on April 15, 2009, 06:33:22 PM
The arms on that lego guy are too big to be johnnynoname.


yeah but look at the long brown handle in his right hand, wonder where that is going?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 15, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
johnny showing us geeks that no bathroom in the greater NY State area is safe from him barging into it and taking a picture of himself!!!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:34:27 PM
2 questions

1) Are you gay?
2) Why do you do your hair like that?


johnny isn't gay....he said he tried sucking dick a few times, but didn't care for it.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Tapeworm on April 15, 2009, 06:34:37 PM
2 questions

1) Are you gay?
2) Why do you do your hair like that?


Are we seeing the beginnings of a comb forward?  Swoop it over Johnny!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 06:35:33 PM
(http://cannoneerno4.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bruno.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:36:58 PM
2 questions

1) Are you gay?
2) Why do you do your hair like that?


1)straight.  
2)going for the third reich look.  seriously, it is a unique look that helps me get legit modeling gigs *nudge nudge wink wink*

johnny showing us geeks that no bathroom in the greater NY State area is safe from him barging into it and taking a picture of himself!!!

i actually lol'd at that one

Are we seeing the beginnings of a comb forward?  Swoop it over Johnny!
actually, i'm not balding...just going for a look similar to pop singer lisa stanfield

btw, did i mention that I was on my varsity baseball team in high school

.....and yes, i actually did catch

*waits for all the witty comments*
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:37:29 PM

yeah but look at the long brown handle in his right hand, wonder where that is going?
Or where it's been? :-X
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:37:34 PM
johnny showing us geeks that no bathroom in the greater NY State area is safe from him barging into it and taking a picture of himself!!!


ROFL...classic.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:40:12 PM
Or where it's been? :-X

it has been up my ass

that is why it is brown

because it was up my ass
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Tapeworm on April 15, 2009, 06:41:32 PM
actually, i'm not balding...

It's going to be ok.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
It's going to be ok.

lol

those two pics (the bathroom one with a shirt on and the one with my shirt halfway up) were taken days apart

I just have to wash the product out of my hair
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:47:43 PM
lol

those two pics (the bathroom one with a shirt on and the one with my shirt halfway up) were taken days apart

I just have to wash the product out of my hair

there is a "Something about Mary" joke in there somewhere......
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:51:09 PM
there is a "Something about Mary" joke in there somewhere......

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/load0ot.gif)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM
Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?  :-X
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:53:46 PM
Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?  :-X

who hasn't?!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: That_Guy on April 15, 2009, 06:55:47 PM
You know what you DID get fat.  You took a fat cock right into your gay dragon shirt wearing hair product having queer ass.  Don't worry you will shit out all the cum.  you will lose the weight.  You just need to eat more salad.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 06:56:16 PM
who hasn't?!
:-X  Not me.  Well I guess your honest is appreciated.  
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:57:31 PM
You know what you DID get fat.  You took a fat cock right into your gay dragon shirt wearing hair product having queer ass.  Don't worry you will shit out all the cum.  you will lose the weight.  You just need to eat more salad.

what kind of salad? cobb? caesar?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:57:44 PM
Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?  :-X
who hasn't?!

I haven't.

Are you the type of guy that would hold his best friends dick in his mouth in a snowstorm so it doesn't get cold?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: That_Guy on April 15, 2009, 06:58:56 PM
what kind of salad? cobb? caesar?
Well it ain't cobb you queer.  Stick with something that has some lettuce in it.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 15, 2009, 06:59:26 PM
Incredible midsection
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:59:57 PM
I haven't.

Are you the type of guy that would hold his best friends dick in his mouth in a snowstorm so it doesn't get cold?

well, he is my best friend for a reason..duh

btw, you couldn't suck your own dick being that you are a fat guy and all
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Nasty Nate on April 15, 2009, 07:00:12 PM
epic everything
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:03:01 PM
well, he is my best friend for a reason..duh

btw, you couldn't suck your own dick being that you are a fat guy and all
Why would someone want to suck their own dick?

Does everything in your life revolve around your pursuit of teh cock?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:03:53 PM
Why would someone want to suck their own dick?



ummmm.....cuz it feels good..hello?!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:05:41 PM
ummmm.....cuz it feels good..hello?!
A dick in the mouth makes you gay, no matter if it's your own.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Jizzacked on April 15, 2009, 07:06:47 PM
johnny is a hedonistic man with small muscles  ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:08:04 PM
johnny Salvatore is a hedonistic man with small muscles  ;D
:)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:08:30 PM
A dick in the mouth makes you gay, no matter if it's your own.

i disagree cuz i'm a straight man who is trying to suck a straight man's penis and i also pay myself to do it so it makes me G4P

johnny is a hedonistic man with small muscles  ;D

qft
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Awesomo on April 15, 2009, 07:10:01 PM
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Agreed. Also what do you bench?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:10:59 PM
i disagree cuz i'm a straight man who is trying to suck a straight man's penis and i also pay myself to do it so it makes me G4P

qft
No straight man sucks penis, even his own.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:12:45 PM
No straight man sucks penis, even his own.
I think most men would suck their own dicks if they could.  Doesn't mean your gay.  I mean we all give ourselves hand jobs and that don't mean we are gay. 
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:14:36 PM
Agreed. Also what do you bench?

i think i weight 167

i havent benched in a while since i started doing burpees, chirpees and all that other body weight stuff
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
I think most men would suck their own dicks if they could.  Doesn't mean your gay.  
Yes it does.

You can satisfy yourself without penetrating your face.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:19:50 PM
listen

you guys can say whatever you want about me but chicks dig me







and by "chicks" i mean that gay guy at Banana Republic, shawn who always gives me a discount
could you imagine how much free shit i could get if i actually fucked him ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Rich2 on April 15, 2009, 07:21:47 PM
Did you take this pic before or after you purged yourself from shame-eating?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:22:52 PM
Yes it does.

You can satisfy yourself without penetrating your face.
So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob? 
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:24:14 PM
So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob? 
Like I said, you can pleasure yourself without penetrating your face.

Straight men jack off, queers suck cock.

See the difference?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:24:40 PM
Did you take this pic before or after you purged yourself from shame-eating?

after

why would i take a pic of myself before i purged?

So you are saying you have never given yourself a handjob? 

of course...
he has taken off his baseball cap and rubbed his head several times
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 15, 2009, 07:25:41 PM
has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:26:20 PM
Like I said, you can pleasure yourself without penetrating your face.

Straight men jack off, queers suck cock.

See the difference?
Not really.  One you are making yourself cum by using your hand, the other you are using your mouth.  IMO if either is done to yourself you are straight, if you do it to or have it done by another man you are gay.  
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
Real men jack themselves off.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:29:28 PM
btw, let me take this opportunity to plug my favorite underwear company (sorry, 2xist)

http://www.andrewchristian.com/
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:32:05 PM
Not really.  One you are making yourself cum by using your hand, the other you are using your mouth.  IMO if either is done to yourself you are straight, if you do it to or have it done by another man you are gay.  
Penis in the mouth = gay.


has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.
PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff. :-X
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Penis in the mouth = gay.

PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff. :-X
I guess we will have to agree to disagree Chaos.  You are a good man. 
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:34:46 PM
I guess we will have to agree to disagree Chaos.  You are a good man. 
Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:36:01 PM
Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?
I think if all guys were able to, most or all likely would.  Even you.  It just seems weird cuz we can't so we don't really think about it. 
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:36:26 PM
Let's clear the air, no anomosity........would you suck your own dick?

i would never leave the house if i could
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 15, 2009, 07:36:41 PM

PM UKGold, apparently he loves that stuff. :-X

God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others?  Hurricane Beef?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others?  Hurricane Beef?

Yeah while he hid in a dark corner like the cowardly, deviant, little rat that he was.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:39:07 PM
i would never leave the house if i could
http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XE7Bs8LJF7NJlM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Selfsuck.jpg


 :-X :-X :-X

God, that was a long time ago.

Who's the guy who liked watching his wife get nailed by others?  Hurricane Beef?
I think "QuakerOats" admitted on the womens board he let his old lady bone down with other guys........not sure who else said that.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ChinoXL on April 15, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
Are you sure you aren't a fruitbooty?

legendary Booker T quote.  :D thumbs up on that one.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XE7Bs8LJF7NJlM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Selfsuck.jpg


is that Thom Yorke?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:41:10 PM
legendary Booker T quote.  :D thumbs up on that one.

actually, it was stevie ray who made that term popular not booker t
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 15, 2009, 07:41:56 PM
is that Thom Yorke?

Hey take it easy  big  guy, Miley's a fan
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Kwon on April 15, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
Great physique Johnny!

Epic Lisa Stansfield-hairdo in the first pics.

How's your training?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:47:41 PM
Great physique Johnny!

Epic Lisa Stansfield-hairdo in the first pics.

How's your training?


NICE CALL on the lisa stansfield reference

training is the shit now that i do nothing but burpee variations and band sprints
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: ChinoXL on April 15, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
actually, it was stevie ray who made that term popular not booker t

I stand corrected.  

PS:  That hair is super

Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:49:59 PM
Gayer than sucking your own dick.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:51:25 PM
is that Thom Yorke?
I dunno, but he's gay, just like you! :D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:55:02 PM
 

PS:  That hair is super



thank you

seriously, thank you
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
I dunno, but he's gay, just like you! :D

lol ..
....it's not even funny how much of a self repressed homo you are, cankles mcgee
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: dr.chimps on April 15, 2009, 08:03:28 PM
What's up with the Lego man haircut!?  :-X
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 15, 2009, 08:05:36 PM
Hey JohnnynoGame,

in all seriousness, why don't you add a little resistance training in instead of all of the  bodyweight stuff you do?

 A little well placed muscle on your physique would look phenomenal, and it's obvious that with your metabolism you aren't getting fat anytime soon
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: big L dawg on April 15, 2009, 08:06:31 PM
NOT
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/3279_1069497970963_1031507251_30159.jpg)
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/n1031507251_30159670_4002605.jpg)

TEAM LEAN FACE/TEAM MANOREXIA/TEAM ATTENTIONWHORE/TEAM OBVIOUS DADDY ISSUES/TEAM HAIR LIKE LISA STANFIELD REPRESENTS BITCH

countdown till thread deletion

btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

damn...that dude has to be gay.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
Hey JohnnynoGame,

in all seriousness, why don't you add a little resistance training in instead of all of the  bodyweight stuff you do?

 A little well placed muscle on your physique would look phenomenal, and it's obvious that with your metabolism you aren't getting fat anytime soon

not for nothing but I do have a great physique

you guys can say what you will but face it.....that is what every woman wants...AND YOU KNOW IT
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: elite_lifter on April 15, 2009, 08:34:12 PM
not for nothing but I do have a great physique

you guys can say what you will but face it.....that is what every woman wants...AND YOU KNOW IT
  IMO you look like a skinny twink but if that works for you...
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 08:34:53 PM
Last time I checked woman want to fuck men, not submissive fairies.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: big L dawg on April 15, 2009, 08:36:44 PM
look at the fuckin hair....are you kidding me!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 08:37:06 PM
Last time I checked woman want to fuck men, not submissive fairies.
you've never lived in upstate new york, obviously
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 08:38:34 PM
you've never lived in upstate new york, obviously

No, USA repulses me.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: big L dawg on April 15, 2009, 08:39:43 PM
No, USA repulses me.

so does common sense you worthless bastard.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
so does common sense you worthless bastard.

Hey, I'm not the one that has to resort to looking like johnny to be attractive to chicks.
(http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/4663/goombageek14uf.jpg)

Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: big L dawg on April 15, 2009, 08:45:31 PM
Hey, I'm not the one that has to resort to looking like johnny to be attractive to chicks.
(http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/4663/goombageek14uf.jpg)



I know...them yellow frogs are pathetic.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 15, 2009, 08:49:50 PM
not for nothing but I do have a great physique

you guys can say what you will but face it.....that is what every woman wants...AND YOU KNOW IT

Take it easy  slick, i was complimenting you douchey.

just saying with a bit of thickness IMO you would look even better.

PS my type of bod doesn't do so bad either, different strokes .
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: MB_722 on April 15, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
(http://memeparty.com/i/m/5783b5547672db0dba375c32551660ac.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
(http://memeparty.com/i/m/5783b5547672db0dba375c32551660ac.jpg)

HAHA!!

Good stuff MB_722
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 15, 2009, 09:00:40 PM
You look like a character from Toy story.


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Awesomo on April 15, 2009, 09:40:19 PM
Not going to lie, but he definitely has a good physique that the ladies do like. Wish I had the will power to get in that kind of shape.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 11:21:46 PM
Johnny can you give us tips on how you get in and stay in such great shape. 
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Kwon on April 15, 2009, 11:25:31 PM
Johnny

What if you added some size to your traps and delts and kept the slim waist and low bodyfat-lvl?

Would you think that would improve your physique or make it worse for the ppulling purpose?

Think focusing on lats, delts, traps and pecs. Would that be better for you in this regard or do you prefer the current state?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 01:55:54 AM
Take it easy  slick, i was complimenting you douchey.

just saying with a bit of thickness IMO you would look even better.

PS my type of bod doesn't do so bad either, different strokes .

i'm sorry

my apologies ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 01:58:57 AM
Johnny can you give us tips on how you get in and stay in such great shape. 

i've always said- good genes combined with the tabata protocol is the key to success

remember: my dad was built EXACTLY like this guy when he was my age
(http://www.graciemag.com/data/images/news/categories/cat_147/MarcoRuas_01.jpg)

marco ruas, not paul varelaens

Johnny

What if you added some size to your traps and delts and kept the slim waist and low bodyfat-lvl?

Would you think that would improve your physique or make it worse for the ppulling purpose?

Think focusing on lats, delts, traps and pecs. Would that be better for you in this regard or do you prefer the current state?

i think the gas is what is gonna put size on me
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: m8 on April 16, 2009, 04:05:23 AM
epic gimmick
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 04:14:50 AM
What's up with the Lego man haircut!?  :-X
hahahaha ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: spinnis on April 16, 2009, 04:15:41 AM
wtf are you doing to your hair?!?!?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 04:20:04 AM
has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.
Ive dont it 2 times because it supposedly feels really good.  felt weird, and made me feel like i had to take a shit even though i didnt.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: spinnis on April 16, 2009, 04:22:48 AM
Ive dont it 2 times because it supposedly feels really good.  felt weird, and made me feel like i had to take a shit even though i didnt.

what   the   hell     did    you    just   say?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 04:24:40 AM
what   the   hell     did    you    just   say?
lol. i read online that its supposed to give you super orgasm, why not try it at least once mate? i dint like it personally but a lot of guys seem to
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Eisenherz on April 16, 2009, 04:27:07 AM
Did it feel like a deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: spinnis on April 16, 2009, 04:27:58 AM
lol. i read online that its supposed to give you super orgasm, why not try it at least once mate? i dint like it personally but a lot of guys seem to

ive heard the same thing, still I havent put my finger up my butt lol.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 04:30:12 AM
Did it feel like a deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass?
didnt keep it up there for long, too awkward. i couldnt get hard with my finger up there either, i wore a latex glove for sanitary reason.

on this subject ;D

Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 04:53:20 AM
wtf are you doing to your hair?!?!?

going for this look
(http://j.bdbphotos.com/fashion/pictures/9L/24/1924_large.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: spinnis on April 16, 2009, 04:54:13 AM
going for this look
(http://j.bdbphotos.com/fashion/pictures/9L/24/1924_large.jpg)

use a bit of gel and no the whole fucking bottle then bro  ;D

good conditioning though, you should start using aas..
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: garebear on April 16, 2009, 04:58:30 AM
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it.  Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.
Ha. Priceless.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 05:01:28 AM
going for this look
(http://j.bdbphotos.com/fashion/pictures/9L/24/1924_large.jpg)
milf.

you shoudl go for the rod blagojvich look johnny
(http://blogtalkradio.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/rod-blagojevich.jpg)

or this maybe
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00677/hair404a_677734n.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 05:12:04 AM
milf.

you shoudl go for the rod blagojvich look johnny
(http://blogtalkradio.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/rod-blagojevich.jpg)

or this maybe
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00677/hair404a_677734n.jpg)

lol

if i ever start losing my hair i'll just shave it off

honestly though, the ladies legit LOVE the new hairstyle
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: kiwiol on April 16, 2009, 05:40:18 AM
btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

Translation: You told people at your work that there is this online community where people fawn over you and call you "the mediteranean Ken doll" in the hopes that it will catch on, like them calling you a eunich has.

Just kidding, Johnny - you look good. Hell, if I was making a movie about Auswitchz, I'd hire you on the spot as long as you promised to put on 20 lb ;D
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 05:51:44 AM
Translation: You told people at your work that there is this online community where people fawn over you and call you "the mediteranean Ken doll" in the hopes that it will catch on, like them calling you a eunich has.

Just kidding, Johnny - you look good. Hell, if I was making a movie about Auswitchz, I'd hire you on the spot as long as you promised to put on 20 lb ;D

actually, it really was a nickname given to me.......and i was FUCKING FLATTERED AS FUCK

as for the auschwitz movie, it would work but i don't think any Jews hand tan lines in the armpit area










.....lol, i'm kidding...i use a stand up booth 2x a week- no tanlines there
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 05:52:21 AM
actually, it really was a nickname given to me.......and i was FUCKING FLATTERED AS FUCK

as for the auschwitz movie, it would work but i don't think any Jews hand tan lines in the armpit area









.....lol, i'm kidding...i use a stand up booth 2x a week- no tanlines there
do you tan your cock?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: spinnis on April 16, 2009, 05:53:32 AM
do you tan your cock?

good save edit!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 05:59:33 AM
do you tan your cock?

i tan nude so my cock gets color

to bad squadfather got scared off (again) or else he would show you the pics of my cock to prove how dark it is
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Mars on April 16, 2009, 06:03:01 AM
you really look like a twink johny, man up. lose that faggish haircut!
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: chainsaw on April 16, 2009, 06:04:26 AM
You must bench 145 3 times! ;D

Go to the darkside, and hit the juice my friend
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 06:05:53 AM
i wonder if johnny is an ectomorph or just diets hard year round
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 06:07:48 AM
you really look like a twink johny, man up. lose that faggish haircut!

NO

THE HAIR STAYS

fuck it, i will get fat, move into a trailer park, post over 30k posts with three different gimmick, have my GF support me, and get scarred off a website that is my life BUT I WON'T LOSE THE HAIRCUT...NO, NEVER

i wonder if johnny is an ectomorph or just diets hard year round

ectomorph

I can binge on ice cream at night like a guy and wake up just as lean
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 06:08:46 AM
do you look down on people who live in trailer parks johnny?
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: BIG_STI on April 16, 2009, 06:14:35 AM
still a queer
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: webcake on April 16, 2009, 06:18:35 AM
wtf is wrong with your hair...........looks like it is painted on
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Mars on April 16, 2009, 06:18:50 AM
quite the contradiction then when i see your avatar johny.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: Stormspirit on April 16, 2009, 06:20:36 AM
(http://www.readthehook.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/news-kevinstrom.jpg)
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 07:19:56 AM
wtf is wrong with your hair...........looks like it is painted on

too much wax works and i didn't shower it off

......and i put more in the day after.....and the day after.........and the day after
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: RZA on April 16, 2009, 07:29:36 AM
I'm surprised myself when I see how much girls, specially the young ones (early 20's), like girly looking twinks. Specially if they got those nasty haircuts. I can't understand how a woman can be attracted to a guy who obviously spends 3 hours a day fixing his hair in front of the mirror. Maybe it gives them the impression that they're not that shallow after all and that they've found someone with who they can spend hours with in the bathroom both fixing their hair, exchanging tips, gossiping and all. Like a girlfriend but with a penis.
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: johnnynoname on April 16, 2009, 07:57:30 AM
I'm surprised myself when I see how much girls, specially the young ones (early 20's), like girly looking twinks. Specially if they got those nasty haircuts. I can't understand how a woman can be attracted to a guy who obviously spends 3 hours a day fixing his hair in front of the mirror. Maybe it gives them the impression that they're not that shallow after all and that they've found someone with who they can spend hours with in the bathroom both fixing their hair, exchanging tips, gossiping and all. Like a girlfriend but with a penis.

btw, did i fail to mention that I can calculate a slugging percentage as well
Title: Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
Post by: RZA on April 16, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
btw, did i fail to mention that I can calculate a slugging percentage as well

Now, that's impressive. Do you also get cricket scores?