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an ownage to rival squadfather
« on: February 13, 2007, 04:24:21 PM »
This ugly chug alug was doing dips and coming down to a full range of motion mesuring 1".  Then he went to what i guess you could call deadlifts and only pulled it 2" on the ground and then bounced it back down.  I went up to the whopping 140lbs chug and said whats the matter? are you scared your going to hurt your joints? your free medical will pay for it, why not try goign all the way up? haha!

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 04:26:45 PM »
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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »
This ugly chug alug was doing dips and coming down to a full range of motion mesuring 1".  Then he went to what i guess you could call deadlifts and only pulled it 2" on the ground and then bounced it back down.  I went up to the whopping 140lbs chug and said whats the matter? are you scared your going to hurt your joints? your free medical will pay for it, why not try goign all the way up? haha!
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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 08:10:54 PM »
good god i hope that was a joke, that was pathetic!

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 08:14:30 PM »
What the fuck is a "chug"?

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 08:17:35 PM »
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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 11:06:01 PM »
This ugly chug alug was doing dips and coming down to a full range of motion mesuring 1".  Then he went to what i guess you could call deadlifts and only pulled it 2" on the ground and then bounced it back down.  I went up to the whopping 140lbs chug and said whats the matter? are you scared your going to hurt your joints? your free medical will pay for it, why not try goign all the way up? haha!

This is 80s sitcom cheese.

In fact, Saved by the Bell's Screech suffered a similar fate at Bayside High's gymnasium, when the lovable nerd was brutepically owned by a bullyish varsity football tough trying to impress Jessie, the gorgeously statuesque straight A student, Kelly, the apple pie-sweet "nice girl," and Lisa, the gossiping fashion-lover.

Fortunately, Zach, the cool trouble-maker, and Slater, the kind-hearted jock, conspired with Mr. Belding, the trustworthy-but-hip principal, to outwit the heartless lunkhead and set the world right again in 23 minutes plus a few words from sponsors. 

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 02:32:25 AM »
This ugly chug alug was doing dips and coming down to a full range of motion mesuring 1".  Then he went to what i guess you could call deadlifts and only pulled it 2" on the ground and then bounced it back down.  I went up to the whopping 140lbs chug and said whats the matter? are you scared your going to hurt your joints? your free medical will pay for it, why not try goign all the way up? haha!

And to think you were once a SQUAD member, Ironstu :-\. What happened to you? :'(

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 02:46:13 AM »
This ugly chug alug was doing dips and coming down to a full range of motion mesuring 1".  Then he went to what i guess you could call deadlifts and only pulled it 2" on the ground and then bounced it back down.  I went up to the whopping 140lbs chug and said whats the matter? are you scared your going to hurt your joints? your free medical will pay for it, why not try goign all the way up? haha!

My vote for worst story ever.

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Re: an ownage to rival squadfather
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 02:46:54 AM »
This is 80s sitcom cheese.

In fact, Saved by the Bell's Screech suffered a similar fate at Bayside High's gymnasium, when the lovable nerd was brutepically owned by a bullyish varsity football tough trying to impress Jessie, the gorgeously statuesque straight A student, Kelly, the apple pie-sweet "nice girl," and Lisa, the gossiping fashion-lover.

Fortunately, Zach, the cool trouble-maker, and Slater, the kind-hearted jock, conspired with Mr. Belding, the trustworthy-but hip  principal, to outwit the heartless lunkhead and set the world right again in 23 minutes plus a few words from sponsors. 

Belding was never hip, Nice story otherwise.

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