Author Topic: diet for dorks like chaos who cant get in shape (Read 6568 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** July 06, 2015, 03:19:10 PM »

I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe

King Shizzo · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:20:33 PM »

Shots fired!!!!

thegamechanger · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM »

why did you stop

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:27:46 PM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on July 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM

why did you stop

There were no more fish in the sea.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:27:59 PM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on July 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM

why did you stop

i lived the life of a legend now its time to get serious

bradistani · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:42:24 PM »

i can live on bread and water or lobster and steak

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:45:12 PM »

you had some serious potential Falcon....its sad you lack the willpower to stop eating to excess and wont actually train seriously

stop with the gimmick b.s and get back in shape before you get past the point of no return

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2015, 03:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 03:27:59 PM

i lived the life of a legend now its time to get serious

THIS is why there is only one Falcon....

bigkubby · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:13:48 PM »

Excuses are for weenies

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 03:19:10 PM

I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe

That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

_aj_ · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 04:21:31 PM

That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

DaddyWaddy (one of Marty's previous incarnations) was a man's man.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:35:02 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 06, 2015, 04:31:17 PM

DaddyWaddy (one of Marty's previous incarnations) was a man's man.

Beef was probably talking about Chaos

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2015, 05:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 04:21:31 PM

That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

Ahh yes, here we are, the bitter, pill popping, death bed riding HB rears his decrepit old head. You would know all about excessive alcohol consumption wouldn't you?

Daddywaddy, been there done that, and I didn't lose my mind in the process.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:23:43 PM »

Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 07:23:43 PM

Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!

Does Matt C still stalk you waddy??.....that dude would post endlessly about your dick pics, any time you were mentioned he'd show up in 30 seconds expounding about the size and quality of your dong lol

Marty Champions · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 06, 2015, 07:30:05 PM

Does Matt C still stalk you waddy??.....that dude would post endlessly about your dick pics, any time you were mentioned he'd show up in 30 seconds expounding about the size and quality of your dong lol

SF1900 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 07:23:43 PM

Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!

Yes, Chaos has not studied the finer things in life like electricity and heme iron. Damn shame!

Hulkotron · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:02:03 PM »

The charlatan "Vince Basile" is unable to even have a conversation about heme-iron.

cephissus · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:05:04 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 03:19:10 PM

I did this shit from 17 to 25 years old

When id go to the beach it would be one meal a day after a workout usually bike cardio light weight high reps 7 days a week then a buffet meal at golden corral usually 6 fried chicken breasts salad , fruit and some cookies .... black coffee all day. Id walk all day getting numbers fucking at least one girl a day, only sat down if i was in some random hotel room with a hoe

how did you break out of it, after 25?

im almost the same way (minus the epic result)

Schnauzer · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:05:26 PM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on July 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM

why did you stop

He discovered electricity

Hulkotron · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:06:53 PM »

Muscles actually operate on electricity, little known fact

pellius · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on July 06, 2015, 04:21:31 PM

That inbred uneducated loser, has never been or will ever be in shape. Man tits for life caused by excessive alcohol consumption

THE BEEF

Yeah, you tell him, "BEEF".

chaos · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2015, 08:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 06, 2015, 07:23:43 PM

Chaos u r just another shitty poster you dont even study electronics you seem more suited for the stone age. Just a lazy mass produced archytype of a meateating footballwatching hockeyplaying fagget!

I'm looking to get my house painted, possibly some woodwork on the trim. How much meth would you need?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2015, 09:05:24 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 06, 2015, 08:31:28 PM

I'm looking to get my house painted, possibly some woodwork on the trim. How much meth would you need?

i have a good redneck friend bald like you and has done fuck aall for past 10 years he was saying 25 years ago his hair started falling out hes 49 now. He sid it started comin out in chunks.. i ask him now why dont you go vegetarian he says he cant as he drinks n smokes sittin on the couch doing fuk all

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2015, 09:11:34 PM »

Falcon at one point had one of the best physiques on getbig,

That's why I'm hard on him...he needs to stop worrying about the shit he eats and just eat far less off it.

Epic potential wasted...you're still young enough to make a comeback waddy, you know u look at yourself in the mirror and say, "wtf have I done"

Stopping being weak and gain some willpower back falcon!