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tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« on: August 10, 2015, 08:39:03 PM »
Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""  

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.


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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2015, 08:42:08 PM »
You forgot the part about receiving the bell end

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2015, 08:42:30 PM »

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2015, 08:45:28 PM »
Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""  

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.


Thanks for the advice sonny!
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2015, 08:45:38 PM »
Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""  

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.



Do's.........

4) Dress in a bunny suit.
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2015, 08:46:13 PM »
;D

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2015, 08:47:22 PM »
Thanks for the advice.
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Tbombz:

Steals from parents, takes recreational drugs, lies, cheats, unprotected sex, promiscuous sex, takes steroids, etc.

Gives advice to other people.

Oh, the irony.  :D :D
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2015, 08:49:33 PM »
Tbombz:

Steals from parents, takes recreational drugs, lies, cheats, unprotected sex, promiscuous sex, takes steroids, etc.

Gives advice to other people.

Oh, the irony.  :D :D

Yeah yeah I know what you said. But this was just stupid. The kid changed. You don't think people can change?

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2015, 09:03:39 PM »
good tips

mr. olympia qualifiers should read this
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2015, 09:05:40 PM »
Eff that noise.  Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.  Don't be another ordinary chump.  Do something.  Get Big.  Don't just eat normal and whine and be a turd.  Take a shot.  There is no tomorrow.  Time enough for coasting easy in the grave.

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2015, 09:10:38 PM »
What about asscrack selfies?

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2015, 09:14:24 PM »
good tips

mr. olympia qualifiers should read this


Tbombz should have his own personal training business.

Diet advice
Training advice
Deep tissue massage
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Add in the bunny suit costume for an additional $20.00
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2015, 09:14:34 PM »
Eff that noise.  Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.  Don't be another ordinary chump.  Do something.  Get Big.  Don't just eat normal and whine and be a turd.  Take a shot.  There is no tomorrow.  Time enough for coasting easy in the grave.
the guy you described sounds like an ordinary chump to me.


What about asscrack selfies?
 not unless your sending them to your doctor for examination

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2015, 09:14:49 PM »
Eff that noise.  Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.  Don't be another ordinary chump.  Do something.  Get Big.  Don't just eat normal and whine and be a turd.  Take a shot.  There is no tomorrow.  Time enough for coasting easy in the grave.
Damn right brother!!

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2015, 09:20:07 PM »
Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""  

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.


dont do g4p

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2015, 09:21:26 PM »
ill just share my testimony...  

I spent all my time obsessing about my workouts, my food intake, my drug useage, etc...

All I really wanted was to be "that guy" that everybody was attracted to, that everybody admired, that everybody wanted to hang out with, etc etc


And I think that is true for most people who are "bodybuilding". they either want sex, status, popularity,  or attention...



But what I have found out since I stopped bodybuilding is that having big muscles and lean abs really has nothing to do with that stuff.


If you want to be liked, then get a good personality. If you want to have a bunch of sex, then be comfortable with yourself. If you want status, develop some talent or get some money or some power.


But if you want a good body?  its really simple. just eat "healthy", do some basic exercises, and that's it.


no need to eat special meals. no need to do special workouts.


just do you.

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2015, 09:22:23 PM »
ill just share my testimony...  

I spent all my time obsessing about my workouts, my food intake, my drug useage, etc...

All I really wanted was to be "that guy" that everybody was attracted to, that everybody admired, that everybody wanted to hang out with, etc etc


And I think that is true for most people who are "bodybuilding". they either want sex, status, popularity,  or attention...



But what I have found out since I stopped bodybuilding is that having big muscles and lean abs really has nothing to do with that stuff.


If you want to be liked, then get a good personality. If you want to have a bunch of sex, then be comfortable with yourself. If you want status, develop some talent or get some money or some power.


But if you want a good body?  its really simple. just eat "healthy", do some basic exercises, and that's it.


no need to eat special meals. no need to do special workouts.


just do you.

Tbombz, the picture of you in a bunny suit changed getbig forever. That one pic had a drastic effect on the whole forum. Ironmeister was able to provide getbig with many photoshops.

So, I ask you, if you had to do it all over again, would you wear the bunny costume again? What inspired you to wear it the first time?
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2015, 09:22:24 PM »
Tbombz, the picture of you in a bunny suit changed getbig forever. That one pic had a drastic effect on the whole forum. Ironmeister was able to provide getbig with many photoshops.

So, I ask you, if you had to do it all over again, would you wear the bunny costume again? What inspired you to wear it the first time?

I did not know that the bunny suit had a hole in the ass until I posted it on getbig and it was pointed out to me.

I had even posted it on my facebook. I did not know it had a hole there.

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2015, 09:24:53 PM »
I did not know that the bunny suit had a hole in the ass until I posted it on getbig and it was pointed out to me.

I had even posted it on my facebook. I did not know it had a hole there.



Tbombz, I find that hard to believe. You didn't feel a draft going in that area where the hole was?

The man who asked you to wear it didn't point this out to you?
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2015, 09:31:22 PM »
Hole or not,who the fuck in their right mind would wear it ???


I`m glad you`ve seen the light Taylor.

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2015, 09:32:50 PM »
Tbombz should have his own personal training business.

Diet advice
Training advice
Deep tissue massage
=
$49.99

Add in the bunny suit costume for an additional $20.00

 :D

getbiggers already know all this stuff

i do feel these advices are better directed at the pro bodybuilders

this is something they need to hear
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2015, 09:33:29 PM »
Hole or not,who the fuck in their right mind would wear it ???


I`m glad you`ve seen the light Taylor.

It did look like a pretty comfortable bunny suit.
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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2015, 09:35:10 PM »
It did look like a pretty comfortable bunny suit.
It looked a tad tight in the bum area to me!  LOL   ;D

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2015, 10:40:32 PM »
Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""  

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.




Eat and train like an average guy on the street and that's exactly how youl look, you never got in shape even once

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Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...
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