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Joey Swoll fugged up!
« on: April 28, 2024, 03:48:12 PM »
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He and other self-destructive jagoffs are discussed. All basket cases. Like the PM board.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2024, 03:58:15 PM »
Why is his face blocked out?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2024, 04:18:16 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6RkOYTOnXP/?hl=en .

https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6UqFtyvbN5/?hl=en .

Those are the 2 posts you need, incase you don't want to listen to Bravo (first 2 minutes is the actual story, rest is just fluff). The second one, he's blaming the problems on a surgical tool mishap. The tool fell apart and they had to chase around his heart to gather up the bits.

Fear not, he'll be back on the anabolics train.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2024, 04:24:12 PM »
This cat`s always in the hospital. 

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2024, 05:54:29 PM »
Why is his face blocked out?

Those are cum ropes

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2024, 10:17:17 AM »
Cant listen to even 15 seconds of Bravo, so thx for the actual info.

"Joey Swoll"  ::) ::)

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2024, 12:14:42 PM »
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2024, 12:17:13 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6RkOYTOnXP/?hl=en .

https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6UqFtyvbN5/?hl=en .

Those are the 2 posts you need, incase you don't want to listen to Bravo (first 2 minutes is the actual story, rest is just fluff). The second one, he's blaming the problems on a surgical tool mishap. The tool fell apart and they had to chase around his heart to gather up the bits.

Fear not, he'll be back on the anabolics train.
Merci mon ami.
I do dislike Eddie fake voice.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2024, 12:34:31 PM »
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?


Come on, man! You know. The thing!

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2024, 12:35:21 PM »
This cat`s always in the hospital.

You’re not a serious bodybuilder unless you’re in the hospital AT LEAST twice a year.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2024, 12:37:41 PM »
great thread , joey is a true getbigger


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508216.0


RIP dead homo nick

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2024, 12:41:28 PM »
Cliffs? Is he dying in 2024?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2024, 01:11:27 PM »
How many bb wasted in 2024 so far? Who is keeping score?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2024, 01:12:37 PM »
Will they bury him with a backwards ballcap on his bowling pin head?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2024, 01:14:29 PM »
The guy was so juiced up. So obvious it was gonna happen.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2024, 01:21:42 PM »
The guy was so juiced up. So obvious it was gonna happen.
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2024, 01:47:19 PM »
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?

"Routine" for bodybuilders...

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2024, 01:59:51 PM »
Pre-existing congenital condition unrelated to his lifestyle choices

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2024, 02:06:06 PM »
Will they bury him with a backwards ballcap on his bowling pin head?

I mean they did bury Derek Anthony with a hard on

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2024, 02:38:10 PM »
Still a healthier “sport” than paragliding

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2024, 02:39:51 PM »
Still a healthier “sport” than paragliding
that remains to be seen.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2024, 05:37:23 PM »
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?

In some of his posts he says it was supposed to be 30 minutes and ended up being 5 hours and he was awake the whole time. I'm guessing it was probably a stent and not a surgery/bypass.

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2024, 06:17:30 PM »
Everyone should get “routine” heart surgery in their 40’s with supposedly good health

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2024, 09:20:18 PM »
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.

Yeah I saw he got into posting these feel good posts shaming someone for shaming someone else in the gym. Very clever angle as people naturally love this type of content. Others might say it's just identifying profitable angles for cynical reasons (money through clicks, from increased engagement, higher algorithm rank).

I don't know what I thinkabout Bravo. He's not always hugely irritating but the overacting with the voice can get ridiculous. The coiffure and the soft filter. Lol.

He makes a video like this and then hawks an HRT clinic. I haven't checked but I bet Swoll is also working with a HRT clinic. They are all on HRT, but what does HRT even mean exactly. A lot of times it just means you have an Rx and run regular steroid and GH cycles. I don't care to check but does Bravo's clinic just prescribe "bioidentical" hormones or is there the common Deca (for joints) or Anavar and whatever else?

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Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2024, 09:26:06 PM »
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.
This, srs, always acting so furious about silly gym etiquette crap