Modified to suit the getbig lifestyle.
“The first time you lift some weights is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some heavy dumbbells that needs to be lifted.”
“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with my workout, I’ll kill you all.”
“Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in my right to take steroids) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.”
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill the weights in the gym.”
“You go into the gym, you got guys who are lifting light weights for five years because they are pussies. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to boss them around. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to bitch slap some people. I’ll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”
“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross my muscles. Because if I take off my shirt, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”
“There are casual lifters and there are hardcore bodybuilders. By your discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you will decide if you are a casual or a hardcore gymrat.”
