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Title: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:04:46 AM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: ukjeff on May 24, 2013, 10:07:41 AM
pics?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: doison on May 24, 2013, 10:14:07 AM
I am confident that this is your only account here
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Psychopath on May 24, 2013, 10:15:08 AM
Classic gimmick.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:19:24 AM
how do you cut off the head off the photo i dont want my face to show on the picture
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: BigCyp on May 24, 2013, 10:20:54 AM
how do you cut off the head off the photo i dont want my face to show on the picture

Even if you cut the head off we can still use the .jpg name to find which facebook you stole it from.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: irishdave on May 24, 2013, 10:21:27 AM
I am confident that this is your only account here

rofl
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:23:10 AM
You guys just wait........ ;D
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: bigmc on May 24, 2013, 10:25:05 AM
I am confident that this is your only account here

hilarious  ;D ;D
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:27:09 AM
Even if you cut the head off we can still use the .jpg name to find which facebook you stole it from.

Holy shit so you can use the jpg and find my facebook account well i guess i will not be posting any pictures, but if you need help with your stack, training or diet i am willing to help out we bodybuilders have to stick together.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 24, 2013, 10:27:58 AM
Id prefer pics of the stripper.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:28:10 AM
Holy shit so you can use the jpg and find my facebook account well i guess i will not be posting any pictures, but if you need help with your stack, training or diet i am willing to help out we bodybuilders have to stick together.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: IronMeister on May 24, 2013, 10:28:40 AM
how do you cut off the head off the photo i dont want my face to show on the picture

Pm me the photo I will do it for you  ;)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Option D on May 24, 2013, 10:28:48 AM
Holy shit so you can use the jpg and find my facebook account well i guess i will not be posting any pictures, but if you need help with your stack, training or diet i am willing to help out we bodybuilders have to stick together.
tha fuck are you getting out of this bro... like seriously.. is this kind of shit fun to you..

Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: RS on May 24, 2013, 10:30:37 AM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.

Sounds perfect. She have any friends who want to live the same way?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:34:05 AM
tha fuck are you getting out of this bro... like seriously.. is this kind of shit fun to you..



Not sure if i get your meaning but sure its fun for me to chat and help out my fellow bodybuilders.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:35:21 AM
Not sure if i get your meaning but sure its fun for me to chat and help out my fellow bodybuilders.
Sounds too generic. You have to sound a little more naive. 
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:38:28 AM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.

I take it you save money on lube and just use the strip club customers jizz in your girlfriend for lube. Is it still warm and creamy or is it like an old Kleenex all stuck together?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:39:06 AM
I sleep 10 hours each day then i workout play some videos games and eat, on the weekends my bitch does not want me to go out at nights but as she leaves the house, i call up my boys and we hit the clubs to see if i can get a one night stand to bang before she gets home lol.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:42:24 AM
I sleep 10 hours each day then i workout play some videos games and eat, on the weekends my bitch does not want me to go out at nights but as she leaves the house, i call up my boys and we hit the clubs to see if i can get a one night stand to bang before she gets home lol.
You sound too comfortable. A real person would be scared shitless of the Thunderdome.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:42:54 AM
I sleep 10 hours each day then i workout play some videos games and eat, on the weekends my bitch does not want me to go out at nights but as she leaves the house, i call up my boys and we hit the clubs to see if i can get a one night stand to bang before she gets home lol.

With hers and your lifestyle, does your dick resemble this by chance?

(http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab17/mtgman123/Herpes-On-Penis-1_zpse6fbd2a8.jpg)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
I take it you save money on lube and just use the strip club customers jizz in your girlfriend for lube. Is it still warm and creamy or is it like an old Kleenex all stuck together?

I will tell you a funny story once she was leaving the house to go see a client who was paying her good money so I fuck her and drop my jizz inside her, so when she got to the dude house he touched her pussy and felt my jizz and thought she was just wet and horny lol.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:45:41 AM
Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please accept my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will show these guys how it is done.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please accept my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will show these guys how it is done.

Get over yourself bro.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:48:00 AM
Get over yourself bro.
Ahhh, an insight on who gym**rat really is? I see everything.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:51:23 AM
Ahhh, an insight on who gym**rat really is? I see everything.

If you really can see everything then what color are by balls?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:53:45 AM
If you really can see everything then what color are by balls?
Vagina.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 10:54:28 AM
Do you guys ever squat after fucking, yesterday I did legs after dropping my jizz and i was still an animal in the gym so when people say no sex before workout that is bullshit
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:56:16 AM
Vagina.

You are correct. YEAAAA!

(http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/super-retard.JPG1.jpeg)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 10:56:51 AM
Do you guys ever squat after fucking, yesterday I did legs after dropping my jizz and i was still an animal in the gym so when people say no sex before workout that is bullshit
Just retire. You have to milk a gimmick like an old sow. Slowly bring that old bitch along, then cut her throat when you are done.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 10:58:38 AM
Just retire. You have to milk a gimmick like an old sow. Slowly bring that old bitch along, then cut her throat when you are done.

You forgot the part about setting a salt block on the ground and fucking it in the ass while she bends down to lick it.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 11:04:52 AM
Why the fuck do you keep talking about gimmicks i read some post before i sign up and i saw that a lot of you guys are assholes, but there are also  some cool cats on here, i am trying to hang out and chat with fellow bodybuilders if that is not your goal then fuck off and stay out of my thread.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 11:12:37 AM
Why the fuck do you keep talking about gimmicks i read some post before i sign up and i saw that a lot of you guys are assholes, but there are also  some cool cats on here, i am trying to hang out and chat with fellow bodybuilders if that is not your goal then fuck off and stay out of my thread.

I am sorry, can we start over please?

(http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2008/03/manhug.jpg)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 12:03:14 PM
Just woke up from my nap and did a shot in the bathroom, i am going to eat some lean ground beef with rice and cabbage then play some video games.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Option D on May 24, 2013, 12:28:43 PM
Just woke up from my nap and did a shot in the bathroom, i am going to eat some lean ground beef with rice and cabbage then play some video games.
this aint facebook
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 12:47:58 PM
this aint facebook

Ok so what do you guys talk about around here
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 12:48:48 PM
Ok so what do you guys talk about around here
Moms.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 12:50:22 PM
Ok so what do you guys talk about around here

I tend to bring up the topic of pooping alot since everyone poops. Hope this helps.

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111023022318/maditsmadfunny/images/0/06/Everyone_Poops_Book.jpg)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: CalvinH on May 24, 2013, 12:58:06 PM
Zzzzzz....
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on May 24, 2013, 01:06:32 PM
How about yuo dipshits don't respond and let this useless shit slide down the page.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 01:12:16 PM
How about yuo dipshits don't respond and let this useless shit slide down the page.

Well thank you king of all dipshits for responding to my socalled useless thread, i am about to put you on my shit list i think you will do well on it.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: King Shizzo on May 24, 2013, 01:12:46 PM
How about yuo dipshits don't respond and let this useless shit slide down the page.
You are making a big mistake.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 06:00:20 PM
So my bitch left for the stripclub and i am bored any ideas guys.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Maddy on May 24, 2013, 06:13:55 PM


get over
yourself bro
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on May 24, 2013, 06:33:47 PM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.

Total FUCKEN idiot.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 24, 2013, 06:36:42 PM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.


Hi, Alex.

"Debt Collection Agency"   ::)
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 24, 2013, 07:22:28 PM
Dude do you even lift?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 24, 2013, 08:52:18 PM
Dude do you even lift?

What kind of question is that my goal is to be a pro bodybuilder within 3 years.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: gym**rat on May 24, 2013, 08:57:22 PM
What kind of question is that my goal is to be a pro bodybuilder within 3 years.

So, do you even lift?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: POB on May 24, 2013, 09:28:35 PM
Hello getbig I am an upcomming bodybuilder who hopes to be a pro some day, I use to collect money from people who refused to pay until one day I went to look for this guy who owed money and he pulled a gun on me, I then decided that the job was too dangerous so I went to look for other options

 I started to bounce at a stripclub end up dating one of the strippers then I went to live with her and soon after I quit my bouncer job because not being able to sleep at nights was fucking with my workouts, she knows of my dream to be a pro so she is support it by helping me with the food and roid bills, the only thing that sucks is to be living with a bitch who comes into your bed everynight after fucking some other dude.

 It kinda piss me off but I have to do what I got to do to realized my dream, she always comes in drunk with a bunch of money so I fuck her and she passed out then I grab some of the cash because she always forgets how much money she comes home with, well I am glad I got some of this off my chest, hoping to chat about bodybuilding with you guys lets get big.

Pics of her naked after she passes out or BS, bunch of 1s and 5s in pic also will make you more believable. Looking forward to them :D
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: WalterWhite on May 24, 2013, 09:32:00 PM
What kind of question is that my goal is to be a pro bodybuilder within 3 years.

If you were anything close you would be posting your pics and garner some credibility. Instead you drone on about your dead end life living with a hooker and playing video games...awesome!

Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 24, 2013, 10:22:06 PM
What kind of question is that my goal is to be a pro bodybuilder within 3 years.

A goal without a plan is a wish.  Post pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Papper on May 25, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
If you were anything close you would be posting your pics and garner some credibility. Instead you drone on about your dead end life living with a hooker and playing video games...awesome!



If he posts an image with his face I'm certain it's a gimmick. If he is a bodybuilder like he says he should know what happens in the TD
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 25, 2013, 05:47:37 AM
If you were anything close you would be posting your pics and garner some credibility. Instead you drone on about your dead end life living with a hooker and playing video games...awesome!



Post pictures so it can be all over the internet and i become a laughing stock hell no, i dont like living with this bitch but her money is helping me to reach my goals and its not a dead end life there is a pro card waiting for me at the end of the tunnel.
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Sophus on May 25, 2013, 06:07:03 AM
Anbolichalo is back?
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Collection Man on May 25, 2013, 07:20:07 PM
I am in the club and this hot little slut is all over me looks like i am getting some fresh pussy tonight
Title: Re: First post from upcomming bodybuilder
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 26, 2013, 01:31:32 AM
I am in the club and this hot little slut is all over me looks like i am getting some fresh pussy tonight

hahahahahahahahahahahaha  oh, brother  ::)

Posting on getbig.com from the club?  This doesn't throw off your game?  Or does the "hot little slut" get all hot and bothered seeing you posting here? 

"Collection Man"  oh, brother  ::)