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When I go to get my Starbucks I see the same chick there a few times a week. Usually it's a smile or a nod. She always smiles back and initiates the eye contact. She is stunning, super cute, tall and nice boddy. I always psyche myself up to make a move next time I go in. I think about this chick all day. burned into my mind. So the other day I go in and don't see her, order my coffee and I'm waiting and sure enough I get a tap on my shoulder and she's right there and says hi, makes some small talk and I'm like "D'uh, d'oh, dumbdeedeedum D'oh"... grab my coffee and say bye. FUCK!
I felt like this guy
(http://ru.wikifur.com/w/images/1/1c/%D0%92%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%91%D0%BB%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%B8_%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5.mkv_010113.183.png)
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If she talks to you tomorrow and you do the same fucking thing you just did I am going to reach through my scream and rip your nuts out.
I had a continuous dream about this sort of thing last night, only my opportunity with the particular dream women took place in 1990 and I fucked it up by being an immature idiot. She went on to become a doctor and is a super milf today. And I have no chance in hell because I blew it.
Don't blow this one my friend
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If she talks to you tomorrow and you do the same fucking thing you just did I am going to reach through my scream and rip your nuts out.
I had a continuous dream about this sort of thing last night, only my opportunity with the particular dream women took place in 1990 and I fucked it up by being an immature idiot. She went on to become a doctor and is a super milf today. And I have no chance in hell because I blew it.
Don't blow this one my friend
Don't worry, I've been kicked myself in the ass all day, as I was driving to work I just kept uttering fuck, fuck, fuck. I usually have no issue talking to chicks, but this one engraved herself in my head. Think I just pysched myself out.
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Don't worry, I've been kicked myself in the ass all day, as I was driving to work I just kept uttering fuck, fuck, fuck. I usually have no issue talking to chicks, but this one engraved herself in my head. Think I just pysched myself out.
I have been doing that all day, but there is a lesson that was learned. Listen to others who have been there, done that and follow your heart, with logic and realism of course
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(http://i.imgur.com/5vOujNG.png)
I ain't exactly Mr Smooth myself but when in doubt just whip out a stock-standard, clean compliment about her appearance with follow up q. You look nice today. Did you get your hair done or something?
No body parts references please. Not: Your tits and ass look very gropable in that outfit.
Also, "Better now" is the correct answer to "How's it going?"
If she doesn't recoil in horror then has she been to the place around the corner? Would she like to grab some lunch? Hth.
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haha, I remember this scene, what was funny is the chick I am talking about looks a bit like Shannon Elizabeth in this clip
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Grab her by the pussy, when you're a star you can do whatever you want.
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Don't worry, I've been kicked myself in the ass all day, as I was driving to work I just kept uttering fuck, fuck, fuck. I usually have no issue talking to chicks, but this one engraved herself in my head. Think I just pysched myself out.
Pay for her coffee tomorrow.
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Pay for her coffee tomorrow.
Good point, if she doesn't offer to pay herself then I know she's a hoe, if she gets all mad about a man paying then I know she's a libtard kunt. if she says no, you don't have to and pushes back a bit then she's a keeper. Or I can just grab her by the pussy like VP above said. Just need to stop at 7/11 and get some tic tacs.
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Pay for her coffee tomorrow.
he is a Getbigger.
She should be honoured to pay for his coffee.
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Good call. Then give her one of those "If train A leaves Chicago traveling 60mph and train B leaves New York..." tests. Bitches luv scrutiny.
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Good call. Then give her one of those "If train A leaves Chicago traveling 60mph and train B leaves New York..." tests. Bitches luv scrutiny.
I could always pull a caveman trick and bop her on the head.
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another thread by a 15 year old struggling with getting girls. this is so fucking tedious
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Where are the Gaping asshole pics?
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When I go to get my Starbucks I see the same chick there a few times a week. Usually it's a smile or a nod. She always smiles back and initiates the eye contact. She is stunning, super cute, tall and nice boddy. I always psyche myself up to make a move next time I go in. I think about this chick all day. burned into my mind. So the other day I go in and don't see her, order my coffee and I'm waiting and sure enough I get a tap on my shoulder and she's right there and says hi, makes some small talk and I'm like "D'uh, d'oh, dumbdeedeedum D'oh"... grab my coffee and say bye. FUCK!
I felt like this guy
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=565553.0;attach=691201;image)
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Outed for going to Starbucks...
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Outed for going to Starbucks...
At 5:30 in the morning my only choice is Starbucks or gas station coffee. There is no choice here.
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Flintstones shaved a bit.
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The exact same thing happened to me. She got away. Now I eat anti depressants all day, sell food stamps for alcohol, and waste most of my money on therapy. My own family doesn't even like to be around me so I never see them anymore except at funerals and stuff. The past 50 years have been a drunken blur thinking about that girl. That's all there really is to life, random girls and trying to hook up with them.
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At 5:30 in the morning my only choice is Starbucks or gas station coffee. There is no choice here.
You go gas station coffee you pussy. You're right there is no choice.
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Good point, if she doesn't offer to pay herself then I know she's a hoe, if she gets all mad about a man paying then I know she's a libtard kunt. if she says no, you don't have to and pushes back a bit then she's a keeper. Or I can just grab her by the pussy like VP above said. Just need to stop at 7/11 and get some tic tacs.
At least it's a conversation starter.
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Don't worry, I've been kicked myself in the ass all day, as I was driving to work I just kept uttering fuck, fuck, fuck. I usually have no issue talking to chicks, but this one engraved herself in my head. Think I just pysched myself out.
I heard the dude who does the same thing as you for her afternoon coffee actually asked her out.
It's over man.
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I heard the dude who does the same thing as you for her afternoon coffee actually asked her out.
It's over man.
I think that's the deal right. I work out, stay in shape, take care of myself, have a good job, big house, nice car yet I don't ask her and some jobless shit who uses his foodstamps to buy tattoos probably asks these chicks out because they don't give a shit and they say yes because guys like me overthink it and don't do shit.
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I think that's the deal right. I work out, stay in shape, take care of myself, have a good job, big house, nice car yet I don't ask her and some jobless shit who uses his foodstamps to buy tattoos probably asks these chicks out because they don't give a shit and they say yes because guys like me overthink it and don't do shit.
Pretty much, yes.
But, you at least recognize it now and won't do it again.
But you'll see her again and have a shot.
If you get a date, I give you permission to pretend you are me and show her "your" mod status here. She'll melt.
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Pretty much, yes.
But, you at least recognize it now and won't do it again.
But you'll see her again and have a shot.
If you get a date, I give you permission to pretend you are me and show her "your" mod status here. She'll melt.
of the Italian Roast?
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of the Italian Roast?
Based on his inability to even talk to a girl, I'd assume something a bit more mild, late a chai-latte.
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Based on his inability to even talk to a girl, I'd assume something a bit more mild, late a chai-latte.
fuck you, I'm enjoying the Pumpkin Spice Latte with steamed Soy Milk, low sugar and dash of cinnamon.
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Based on his inability to even talk to a girl, I'd assume something a bit more mild, late a chai-latte.
Probably needs a double shot of espresso to get himself going.
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Anyways, no luck this morning, didn't see her there but I usually don't everyday, just 2-3 times in a week. Yeah, she's probably fucking the guy that asked her out after I left like a little bitch. I think she works at the bank nearby. I'll check again tomorrow.
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Anyways, no luck this morning, didn't see her there but I usually don't everyday, just 2-3 times in a week. Yeah, she's probably fucking the guy that asked her out after I left like a little bitch. I think she works at the bank nearby. I'll check again tomorrow.
drop by the bank and tell her you just came by to make a deposit
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drop by the bank and tell her you just came by to make a deposit
and that I want to make another later tonight?
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Just stay calm next time, buy her a coffee (duh), keep eye contact and pay close attention to what she says.
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That's 2 of you now and I'm putting a stop to this.
Don't buy her jack shit. If she's out with you by invitation that's one thing, but don't be the out-of-the-blue "I'll buy that for you" guy. Either she'll accept and you've established the awful precedent that you buy her stuff she wants or she's a worthwhile woman who can afford her own coffee, like she does every day, and she'll see it as sad and desperate.
You're swinging a big meaty cock and it's exactly what she needs. That's your appeal.
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Write two notes and fold them in half equally and put them in your pocket. One note says "meet me in the bathroom". The other note has your phone number/email. Hand her one note and go into the bathroom for say 5 minutes...Take the other note and flush it without looking to see which one she got. If she doesn't come knocking on the door in 5 minutes, you can leave thinking she got the other note. Its a game you play with herself...If she does come knocking on the bathroom door, its game on...
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You go gas station coffee you pussy. You're right there is no choice.
LOFL, although I disagree with you.
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When I go to get my Starbucks I see the same chick there a few times a week. Usually it's a smile or a nod. She always smiles back and initiates the eye contact. She is stunning, super cute, tall and nice boddy. I always psyche myself up to make a move next time I go in. I think about this chick all day. burned into my mind. So the other day I go in and don't see her, order my coffee and I'm waiting and sure enough I get a tap on my shoulder and she's right there and says hi, makes some small talk and I'm like "D'uh, d'oh, dumbdeedeedum D'oh"... grab my coffee and say bye. FUCK!
I felt like this guy
(http://ru.wikifur.com/w/images/1/1c/%D0%92%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%91%D0%BB%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%B8_%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5.mkv_010113.183.png)
I mean this in all sincerity. Jack off before you go to Starbucks. This will take the edge off. You'll be more clear headed and thinking less about grabbing her by the pussy. You'll
be able to talk to her as if she were one of the guys.
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That's 2 of you now and I'm putting a stop to this.
Don't buy her jack shit. If she's out with you by invitation that's one thing, but don't be the out-of-the-blue "I'll buy that for you" guy. Either she'll accept and you've established the awful precedent that you buy her stuff she wants or she's a worthwhile woman who can afford her own coffee, like she does every day, and she'll see it as sad and desperate.
You're swinging a big meaty cock and it's exactly what she needs. That's your appeal.
Shut up old man.
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On my way to get some coffee. Wish me luck. I'm locked and loaded, took a nice shot of test this morning, had a good workout, looking lean--ish
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On my way to get some coffee. Wish me luck. I'm locked and loaded, took a nice shot of test this morning, had a good workout, looking lean--ish
Please try to get us a photo of her cunt
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Good point, if she doesn't offer to pay herself then I know she's a hoe, if she gets all mad about a man paying then I know she's a libtard kunt. if she says no, you don't have to and pushes back a bit then she's a keeper. Or I can just grab her by the pussy like VP above said. Just need to stop at 7/11 and get some tic tacs.
Invite her to your next bible study and then take her to your next church potluck in the fellowship hall.
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Shut up old man.
Harken to the wisdom of the ages.
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No mas again. Fuck! I've been running late in the mornings. Will hit some halloween parties this weekend and hit on the hot Dorthy's
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Just stay calm next time, buy her a coffee (duh), keep eye contact and pay close attention to what she says and dont keep looking at her tits.
fixed
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That's 2 of you now and I'm putting a stop to this.
Don't buy her jack shit. If she's out with you by invitation that's one thing, but don't be the out-of-the-blue "I'll buy that for you" guy. Either she'll accept and you've established the awful precedent that you buy her stuff she wants or she's a worthwhile woman who can afford her own coffee, like she does every day, and she'll see it as sad and desperate.
You're swinging a big meaty cock and it's exactly what she needs. That's your appeal.
That is good advice.
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You're swinging a big meaty cock and it's exactly what she needs. That's your appeal.
We do not know if that is the case. If he doesn't have this then he needs other options.
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We do not know if that is the case. If he doesn't have this then he needs other options.
Well, personality is out as well. What's left?
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Where are the Gaping asshole pics?
of OP or of the woman?
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We do not know if that is the case. If he doesn't have this then he needs other options.
mfw I got his pm
(http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsR/14659.gif)
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Why even bother thinking about a girl who makes you melt like this... Do you really think you have a chance?
It's not healthy to pursue things above your level... like a poor person who wins the lottery, the result is disaster.
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This one is easy, rehearse this in your head in your own words, next time you see her just go up with a smirk on your face and say 'let's try that again, hi' and introduce yourself (first name only, it's not a job interview) and ask her name. She made physical contact with you and spoke first, it'd be difficult to see that going wrong. Have a list of inoffensive questions in your head to ask her, does she work locally or some crap like that. What's the worse thing that could happen, besides her turning out to be there to serve papers on you or something....
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Why even bother thinking about a girl who makes you melt like this... Do you really think you have a chance?
It's not healthy to pursue things above your level... like a poor person who wins the lottery, the result is disaster.
Nah, you're wrong on this. These are the exact kinds of girls you should go for.
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Nah, you're wrong on this. These are the exact kinds of girls you should go for.
Could go either way, I guess you're right
Anyway probably best just to take some stims, shouldn't have any trouble talking to her then :D
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Could go either way, I guess you're right
Anyway probably best just to take some stims, shouldn't have any trouble talking to her then :D
I'm telling you. Wring one out before you head out to Starbucks. Be careful with the foo-foo coffee as it has been known
to lead to dick-sucking.
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Pulling ass was such day 1 stuff.
It makes me laugh thinking about guys trying their darndest jut to ge their peter wet.
Especially from the working class.
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Diablo,
Things like this happen.
Next time you see her, be honest, dead honest...
Say something like, "Hey, the other day you caught me off guard, but I realized then that I'd like to take you out sometime. What say we do drinks?"
If she is truly remotely interested in you, she will say yes.
You'd be surprised as to how much women would love to spend time with a new guy. I hear it all the time from my female friends. They simply don't understand why guys don't muster up the courage to just ask.
"1"
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With all of the stories of conquests EDB has told over the years, I'm kinda shocked at the sudden insecurity here.
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I'm showing her this thread.
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Diablo,
Things like this happen.
Next time you see her, be honest, dead honest...
Say something like, "Hey, the other day you caught me off guard, but I realized then that I'd like to take you out sometime. What say we do drinks?"
If she is truly remotely interested in you, she will say yes.
You'd be surprised as to how much women would love to spend time with a new guy. I hear it all the time from my female friends. They simply don't understand why guys don't muster up the courage to just ask.
"1"
He cant, she will run a fucking mile....as would most women if they knew our initial intentions.
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He cant, she will run a fucking mile....as would most women if they knew our initial intentions.
God forbid she visits this site. If she does, forget about it..
"1"
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OMR is giving solid advice.
Way back when I was a single guy, I never tried to have "game". I was merely brutally honest. If I saw a girl that was deserving of a compliment, I gave it to her. I was once talking to a very pretty girl at restaurant. We just happened to be sitting a couple of seats away from each other. I was not eavesdropping, but I overheard her having an intelligent conversation about her last boyfriend with her girlfriends. It was clear that he had lead this girl on for a few years, with no intention on taking it to the next level.
When there was a break in the conversation, we began talking. I found out she had a very good job, was educated, and she was a 9 on the GetBig scale. I had no intention of hooking up with this girl, but I said to her: "Whomever you were talking about is going to regret his decision in the future. You are stunning, smart and more importantly, very funny. Unless you are a total nag when you are in a relationship, it was his loss."
Turns out, she was worse than a nag, but the honesty helped me find that out.
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With all of the stories of conquests EDB has told over the years, I'm kinda shocked at the sudden insecurity here.
I have a bit of a split personality. Throw me in a vegas club and a bunch of sluts partying and I am all over them, but in a quiet public place with a pretty female and I am a lot different. I'm a creature of my own evironment.
So anyways, I did see her and we spoke. She sounded like a fucking valley girl. Every second word was "like", um like, like like. I wanted to punch her in the fucking face. She's pretty and all but a pain to listen to. I gave her my number and told her I have to head to work but text me and we can talk later and that's where it is now. A couple texts here and there but man I lost interest fast listening to her talk. I left it last night asking her to send me photos of her halloween costume, she was claiming it was a slutty cop costume, haven't seen the photos yet.
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I have a bit of a split personality. Throw me in a vegas club and a bunch of sluts partying and I am all over them, but in a quiet public place with a pretty female and I am a lot different. I'm a creature of my own evironment.
So anyways, I did see her and we spoke. She sounded like a fucking valley girl. Every second word was "like", um like, like like. I wanted to punch her in the fucking face. She's pretty and all but a pain to listen to. I gave her my number and told her I have to head to work but text me and we can talk later and that's where it is now. A couple texts here and there but man I lost interest fast listening to her talk. I left it last night asking her to send me photos of her halloween costume, she was claiming it was a slutty cop costume, haven't seen the photos yet.
Don't judge her too soon. In the beginning, most of us talk on a superficial level. Anyhow, I know it's pretty hard to pay attention to what a woman has to say, esp when they talk about things like shopping, friends or their family :-X
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I have a bit of a split personality. Throw me in a vegas club and a bunch of sluts partying and I am all over them, but in a quiet public place with a pretty female and I am a lot different. I'm a creature of my own evironment.
So anyways, I did see her and we spoke. She sounded like a fucking valley girl. Every second word was "like", um like, like like. I wanted to punch her in the fucking face. She's pretty and all but a pain to listen to. I gave her my number and told her I have to head to work but text me and we can talk later and that's where it is now. A couple texts here and there but man I lost interest fast listening to her talk. I left it last night asking her to send me photos of her halloween costume, she was claiming it was a slutty cop costume, haven't seen the photos yet.
10 years in and I still feel like this when wor lass talks, don't let it out you off nobody ever listens to their lass when they talk