He didn't steal it..

[Coach is Back!]

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/07/366782-accusing-stealing-water-hydrate-60-acre-ranch-tom-selleck-proves-innocent/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Owned&utm_term=conservativedaily&utm_campaign=Culture

[thegamechanger]

thanks now i will sleep better at night i know magnum p.i. was not a thief

[Juruth]

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/07/366782-accusing-stealing-water-hydrate-60-acre-ranch-tom-selleck-proves-innocent/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Owned&utm_term=conservativedaily&utm_campaign=Culture

And guess what? You're still 4'11". Buh-bye Mary.

[Elvis_McCartney]

The only reason for this witch hunt was because Selleck is a conservative amongst all the Hollyweird Liberal retards. 

[dr.chimps]

Hmm. The report I saw said he reached a (tentative) settlement with the water board. Sounds like he's coughing up some dough.