This thread is laced with homosexuality and I can't put my finger (read: tip of your dick) on it, but I'm going to throw my vote into the mix anyway and request my Big bowl of honeynut Chiro Flex with milk, please. Dude is handsome like a prom date, and will punch you in the throat- WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? Also, I have a weird non-sexual attraction to him. Like he's a baberoni and if I had a little sister, I'd let him bang her. That's an even bigger endorsement than saying I personally want to ride the wheels off that truck.
But of course, I don't actually have a little sister, so this is of no consequence.