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Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« on: July 20, 2015, 11:16:07 AM »
Can't stand the hillbilly music but love the look!

Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!!!
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2015, 11:19:21 AM »
I bet that country girl tastes sweeter than honey.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2015, 11:20:40 AM »
bet she has lots of corn in her shit
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2015, 11:24:12 AM »
I bet that smells like honey.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2015, 11:52:49 AM »
your taste in women is as crappy as your threads
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2015, 11:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Hulk-smash! on July 20, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
Can't stand the hillbilly music but love the look!

Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!!!
She looks like a younger Betty White
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2015, 11:55:09 AM »
Too much face. Like a blonde balloon.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2015, 02:09:00 PM »
So is her boyfriend from the Voice finally out of the closet?  That guy acts gayer than OMR and Goodrum at a cock convention.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2015, 05:36:30 PM »
What's up with the Tammy Faye Baker eyelashes?
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2015, 05:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Hulk-smash! on July 20, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
Can't stand the hillbilly music but love the look!

Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang!!!

SHE looks better in the top pic.

bottom pic looks like she's going for some glamorous, little old lady look.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2015, 07:25:07 PM »
Her face is wider than Heath
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2015, 07:28:58 PM »
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2015, 07:31:11 PM »
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2015, 07:33:26 PM »
Quote from: WalterWhite on July 20, 2015, 07:31:11 PM
She sings to me!  :D

Personal preference but she has always been one of the hottest female performers to me.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2015, 08:22:05 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on July 20, 2015, 07:33:26 PM
Personal preference but she has always been one of the hottest female performers to me.

Love country girls.

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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2015, 01:11:48 AM »
Would rather jerk off to a prime Shania twain or Faith Hill
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2015, 03:26:27 AM »
You obviously haven't seen either recently.  Both suffer from the too common "'I'm still 21" delusion.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2015, 10:08:27 AM »
Quote from: Hulk-smash! on July 21, 2015, 03:26:27 AM
You obviously haven't seen either recently.  Both suffer from "'m still 21" delusion.

That's why I said a "prime"  ;)
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2015, 10:15:16 AM »
Considering I went to high school w/ Hill's husband she's gotta have some major issues which would nullify anything w/ her.  Twain was ok in her day.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2015, 10:23:17 AM »
Brian Dennehy called, he wants his head back

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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2015, 10:35:00 AM »
Quote from: BlackMetallic on July 21, 2015, 10:23:17 AM
Brian Dennehy called, he wants his head back

How does your foot taste idiot?
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2015, 10:35:49 AM »
Wanna take this further & place a wager?
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2015, 01:10:34 PM »
Tim is an egomaniac prick, IOW usual entertainer cept he always has been that way...I've known the dude since 1980, I graduated w/ his sister Tracy.  His PEOPLE magazine story tells ya all ya need to know-  I'm concerned w/ how he can't face the fact his kuntry music sex symbol days are over & refuses to let go of the fame.  I'm glad I don't have be around him.
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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2015, 01:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Hulk-smash! on July 21, 2015, 01:10:34 PM
Tim is an egomaniac prick, IOW usual entertainer cept he always has been that way...I've known the dude since 1980, I graduated w/ his sister Tracy.  His PEOPLE magazine story tells ya all ya need to know-  I'm concerned w/ how he can't face the fact his kuntry music sex symbol days are over & refuses to let go of the fame.  I'm glad I don't have be around him.

A buddy of mine was there when the whole Tim, Faith, Kenny Chesney thing with the cops went down

He said Faith is got quite the mouth on her.



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Re: Miranda Lambert back on the market!
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2015, 01:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Hulk-smash! on July 21, 2015, 10:35:49 AM
Wanna take this further & place a wager?

Diversity is never a bad thing. Neither is choice. Option to pick your preferences? Or poisons for that matter...

Frankly, I find most any and all discussions around this topic to be pretty...enigmatic.

People who are firmly on either side of the fence are firmly in the "sounds too pretentious to pay heed to" camp.

This is too trivial a thing to feel strongly about one way or another...
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