Mr GetBig 3 - Show date is official!

[Epic_Monster]

let me help you here, boy.

you are not a bodybuilder.

you are someone who has abs. thats it.

in the following mandatory poses you will embarrass yourself just because you do not have enough appreciable musculature to make them look good:

back double bi/ front double bi/ rear lat/ front lat. in the other 2, which will be taken from the side you will fare well, as your triceps compensate well for your lack of bicep, and you do have good shoulders.

but once your arms raise to head level, or they are posed away from your body, you are fucked.

and thats without even needing to see your legs.

sorry about your luck.

Never claimed to be a bodybuilder.

[jaejonna]

Wow you did photshoot of the night yesterday?

that was during the day on Sunday after I walked my dog...legs were feeling ripped so i took a picture or three.

[no one]

Never claimed to be a bodybuilder.

no shit.

and you'll prove it to the whole board in october.

[kyomu]

that was during the day on Sunday after I walked my dog...legs were feeling ripped so i took a picture or three.

Good job

[NaturalWonder83]

no shit.

and you'll prove it to the whole board in october.

for a computer nerd youve got quite the tongue

you must be 300lbs and ripped w/ abs

[Palpatine Q]

Epic Monster's physique seems to be at a Mr Getbig level, he should be fine. No one is acting like he'll be up against Dennis Wolf.

[no one]

Epic Monster's physique seems to be at a Mr Getbig level, he should be fine. No one is acting like he'll be up against Dennis Wolf.

lol.

considering the past competitions, being told your physique is at a 'getbig' level is the ultimate slap in the face.

nice work.

the competition itself is a trainwreck of sad physiques all competing to see who can make the biggest laughing stock of themselves.

therefore, i fully support it.

[Epic_Monster]

lol.

considering the past competitions, being told your physique is at a 'getbig' level is the ultimate slap in the face.

nice work.

the competition itself is a trainwreck of sad physiques all competing to see who can make the biggest laughing stock of themselves.

therefore, i fully support it.

You should enter no one! If you look like you say you do you'll humiliate everyone.

[jaejonna]

lol.

considering the past competitions, being told your physique is at a 'getbig' level is the ultimate slap in the face.

nice work.

the competition itself is a trainwreck of sad physiques all competing to see who can make the biggest laughing stock of themselves.

therefore, i fully support it.

says the guy with the albino snake around his neck

[CQ]

Epic Monster's physique seems to be at a Mr Getbig level, he should be fine. No one is acting like he'll be up against Dennis Wolf.

LOL

[bigdumbbell]

the judging last year was the biggest joke

[jaejonna]

the judging last year was the biggest joke

I know, you had these no name fitness sluts make judgement on the competetors but never post on the boards...other than wes and Disgusted all the judges were jokes.

[chainsaw]

There are gonna be alot of new faces this year.
No cake walk for swimmer bodies this year.

[no one]

You should enter no one! If you look like you say you do you'll humiliate everyone.

hey sparky-

i'm not drug free.

that's why i don't look like you, and why i don't need to enter contests named 'mr. getbig'.

have fun embarrassing yourself.

[Epic_Monster]

hey sparky-

i'm not drug free.

that's why i don't look like you, and why i don't need to enter contests named 'mr. getbig'.

have fun embarrassing yourself.

So you take steroids? Why, are you a pro? You call me dumb and you inject drugs into your body? Unless you have any shot at "making it" why would you take years off your life? You shoot up drugs just to get oiled up in a thong and pose for men? In 5-10 years when you quit using how will you look? When you are waiting for a new liver, will it be worth it?

[bigdumbbell]

So you take steroids? Why, are you a pro? You call me dumb and you inject drugs into your body? Unless you have any shot at "making it" why would you take years off your life? You shoot up drugs just to get oiled up in a thong and pose for men? In 5-10 years when you quit using how will you look? When you are waiting for a new liver, will it be worth it?

haha   i love this message

[no one]

So you take steroids? Why, are you a pro? You call me dumb and you inject drugs into your body? Unless you have any shot at "making it" why would you take years off your life? You shoot up drugs just to get oiled up in a thong and pose for men? In 5-10 years when you quit using how will you look? When you are waiting for a new liver, will it be worth it?

i call you stupid because of statements like this, that and your obvious lack of intelligence.

post a link to just one peer reviewed medical study backing up this claim. just one. you have a better chance of your calves one day being as big as your forearms.

and to satisfy your curiosity, i take steroids...:

a) cause your girl likes the way i look, and thus should i so desire, sleep with her.

and

b) to bitch slap you if you have a problem about me doing so.

the meek inherit fuck all. to the victor goes the spoils.

no need to thank me for today's life lesson, pencil.

[Epic_Monster]

i call you stupid because of statements like this, and your obvious lack of intelligence.

post a link to just one peer reviewed medical study backing up this claim. just one. you have a better chance of your calves one day being as big as your forearms.

and to satisfy your curiosity, i take steroids...:

a) cause your girl likes the way i look, and thus should i so desire, sleep with her.

and

b) to bitch slap you if you have a problem about me doing so.

the meek inherit fuck all. to the victor goes the spoils.

no need to thank me for today's life lesson, pencil.

Let me give you a life lesson.

1. 99% of women don't find that attractive
2.Your high levels of testosterone make you delusional! Steroids don't make you a fighter, or a god.
3.Just look at most of the threads on this board they make fun of people like you.
4.You are not an Alpha male look what type of people run the country
5.People like yourself are not looked at in a positive way
6.You are just a drug addict, that doesn't make you special
7.Without your drugs what are you?
8.You are so insecure that you will inject drugs to look a certain way, to feel superior.

[NaturalWonder83]

haha this keeps getting better and better...so now we know this computer geek no one juices...lol

[no one]

Let me give you a life lesson.

1. 99% of women don't find that attractive
2.Your high levels of testosterone make you delusional! Steroids don't make you a fighter, or a god.
3.Just look at most of the threads on this board they make fun of people like you.
4.You are not an Alpha male look what type of people run the country
5.People like yourself are not looked at in a positive way
6.You are just a drug addict, that doesn't make you special
7.Without your drugs what are you?
8.You are so insecure that you will inject drugs to look a certain, to feel superior.

1. trust me tiger, 99% of women find me more attractive than you could ever hope to be.

2. my high levels of testosterone have nothing to do with the fact i could fold you up and stick you in my pocket.

3. no, most threads here make fun of professional bodybuilders.

4. you feeling the need to tell me i'm not an alpha male leads me to believe that you think i am one. nice choice of words, by the way.

5. actually, when people meet me and see i am a very nice person, and not the arrogant asshole they anticipate the effect is just the opposite.

6. you feeling the need to tell me this makes me believe you think i am. nice work.

7. still not you.

8. this sentence is not decipherable, pencil- again, speak english please.

all that being said, nancy, have fun being a buck 50 the rest of your life- and looking over your shoulder when i walk by to see if your girlfriend is checking me out.

[NaturalWonder83]

hey no one...what are your measurements??

[chainsaw]

Let me give you a life lesson.

1. 99% of women don't find that attractive
2.Your high levels of testosterone make you delusional! Steroids don't make you a fighter, or a god.
3.Just look at most of the threads on this board they make fun of people like you.
4.You are not an Alpha male look what type of people run the country
5.People like yourself are not looked at in a positive way
6.You are just a drug addict, that doesn't make you special
7.Without your drugs what are you?
8.You are so insecure that you will inject drugs to look a certain way, to feel superior.

This sounds like a jealous rage.

[no one]

hey no one...what are your measurements??

guess your tribute thread about me didn't go as well as intended, huh stupid?

what is it like starting a thread in an attempt to embarrass someone (me), have the person you are trying to embarrass hand you your ass, forcing you to delete the thread before anyone else can read it causing you even more humiliation?

don't worry, even though you have tried to save face by deleting it, i still have the posts i wrote in that thread in my post history.

i'd be happy to re- post them for you if you'd like, rookie.

[Cleanest Natural]

I might do it....just for all my fans..donkey kong, smutdaddy, and the rest of the homo bleacher section.

[no one]

This sounds like a jealous rage.

doesn't it?

lol.

poor little epic pencil having another 150 pound fueled meltdown.