So you got a bad blowjob today? Get over it, tomorrow is another day.
Tell my wife that! Once you get married you`re never fucked.
Believe me, I've been there. Back to being single and reveling in it. There was a time, other than it made urinating easier, I could have cut my penis off, it would have made zero difference.
I only use my cock to piss and to keep in touch with myself.I hate you for being single again!
I no longer have time to go "Fuck Ben Affleck" sitting on my couch with the unkept old lady sitting 10 feet away doing whatever makes you dick feel like an overcooked spaghetti. But I agree, Fuck Ben Affleck.
My life described to the proverbial tee.
you back on the juice wesI detect a certain anger in your posts
Time to get some young pussy on the side. Your dick deserves it. You're a ripped mature gentleman. I'm close to 40 and I never imagined before hitting back the market how much 20yo sluts love mature men.
Argo was a very good film.
He comes off like a dumbass but he's actually a good writer. Good Will Hunting was awesome.
I`ll tell you man,I look at some 20-30 year old chicks these days and it brings back memories of when I had that kinda` tail almost daily.These days looking at them makes me want to cry and yet I feel like a pedo I`m so fucking old!
If she's over 18, it's not a crime. The law says it, fuck morals. I'll tell you, when I was in my 20s and dating girls my age, I don't remember them being so crazy in bed. I'd have to hit women in their 30s or 40s to get hardcore sex. I don't know if it's the new generation or if it's that young women feel more comfortable being filthy with older men but it's glorious.
Ben got to bury his face in J Lo's ass every morning for a few years. How I envy that man.
Now that I will give him much props for.I`d drink her bathwater even to this day.
Not yet,just pissed because I hate Ben Affleck plus I`m married which means no sex ever again!
X2I would drink her bathwater even if she shat and urinated in it.
I wouldn`t know. Older women are awesome when you`re young,then when you get old..................