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Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:29:45 PM »
so im in Regina staying at my moms for a week or 2 to help her out because her and her common laws health are kinda rough at the moment.. I go out and buy a cigar and obviously cant smoke it in her place so I drive out to the ball diamonds by the airport to sit back relax and smoke my cigar in peace and watch the planes.

well I havent blown a load in a while and theres no one around so I decide Im gonna rub one off.  So off I go, and just as I am getting into it, sure as fuck up drives an airport security vehicle. I sit there and smoke my cigar praying he doesnt get out and walk up to my window with my pants around my knees.  Thankfully he didnt.

I went home humiliated

lol i love my life
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 04:31:11 PM »
i'm not just saying this because i'm your "internet Friend" but that is pretty hardcore
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 04:32:30 PM »
What was the cleanup process like?
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2011, 04:34:30 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on February 01, 2011, 04:32:30 PM
What was the cleanup process like?

there was no cleanup he interrupted the process
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 04:36:08 PM »
Are you saying (by noting that there is a Video Version) that you were filming yourself doing this?  Why?
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2011, 04:36:34 PM »
lol
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 04:36:47 PM »
Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 04:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Jeo-Lee Yun on February 01, 2011, 04:36:08 PM
Are you saying (by noting that there is a Video Version) that you were filming yourself doing this?  Why?

are you completely missing the boat on the avesher show?
of course i didnt video myself---that would be wrong--because yankin it where I was parked is not wrong  at all  ::) :P
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2011, 04:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 01, 2011, 04:36:47 PM
Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.

Working in corrections and security for 8 years, I've seen people doing that a lot more then people think.  When I worked corrections, I simply did nothing since they weren't choking to death other than their chicken but when I worked security I would just kick them off the property and tell them not to come back. 

Lots of people wack off in the car because of the thrill and fear of getting caught.  Almost as much as bragging about it.
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 04:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 01, 2011, 04:36:47 PM
Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

I never crack me one off while puffing... I could see the benefit thought ;D
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2011, 05:03:16 PM »
When I'm jerking off in the car I just pull my dick through the boxer hole and unzip/unbutton my pants, much faster to cover up if need be.
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2011, 05:06:54 PM »
 Back when I was a teenager I did that kind of thing all the time. Usually jerking it in the bathroom stall suring lunch break at school.

 Now i'm old and have less of an urge to do it. I just wait til I get home. Or i'll go in a drop a few bills on a massage and blowjob somewhere.
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2011, 05:10:39 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 01, 2011, 05:06:54 PM
Back when I was a teenager I did that kind of thing all the time. Usually jerking it in the bathroom stall suring lunch break at school.

 Now i'm old and have less of an urge to do it. I just wait til I get home. Or i'll go in a drop a few bills on a massage and blowjob somewhere.
Sometimes I've had to pull my pickle in the gym if I see a really hot chick, kills my motivation though so I have to try and wait till after the workout.  I wonder why masturbating makes me so tired/kills my drive?  Takes me a few hours to recover.
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2011, 05:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 01, 2011, 04:55:43 PM
Working in corrections and security for 8 years, I've seen people doing that a lot more then people think.  When I worked corrections, I simply did nothing since they weren't choking to death other than their chicken but when I worked security I would just kick them off the property and tell them not to come back. 

Lots of people wack off in the car because of the thrill and fear of getting caught.  Almost as much as bragging about it.

Did you ever offer a freebie to pass the time?
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on February 01, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Did you ever offer a freebie to pass the time?

The only thing I offered was 10 seconds to get their asses off the property..... ;D
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 01, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
so im in Regina staying at my moms for a week or 2 to help her out because her and her common laws health are kinda rough at the moment.. I go out and buy a cigar and obviously cant smoke it in her place so I drive out to the ball diamonds by the airport to sit back relax and smoke my cigar in peace and watch the planes.

well I havent blown a load in a while and theres no one around so I decide Im gonna rub one off.  So off I go, and just as I am getting into it, sure as fuck up drives an airport security vehicle. I sit there and smoke my cigar praying he doesnt get out and walk up to my window with my pants around my knees.  Thankfully he didnt.

I went home humiliated

lol i love my life
LMFAO!!! ;D
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2011, 05:45:08 PM »
In before JNN is the first person to reply to this thread..  :-\
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2011, 06:13:57 PM »
Quote from: Stormspirit on February 01, 2011, 05:03:16 PM
When I'm jerking off in the car I just pull my dick through the boxer hole and unzip/unbutton my pants, much faster to cover up if need be.

You can't pull on your balls like that
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2011, 06:15:29 PM »

 
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2011, 08:11:26 PM »
Was at school one day in late spring super hot and sticky all the chicks were smelling mighty fine so I went for a hike just to clear my head, still horny so I went off into the woods and blew my load all over a tree felt rather earthy
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM »
A thread full of jerkoffs!   :)
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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 11:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Groink on February 01, 2011, 06:13:57 PM
You can't pull on your balls like that

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

But a strong X2...


never worked....

except while getting "VIP"ed at the strippers.... ;D

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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 07:19:37 AM »
Take one of these next time.  8)



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Re: Todays Avesher Story--Trust me You DONT Want the Video Version
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 07:24:35 AM »
 Next Disturbia is probably gonna start jacking off on the subway and in dark alleys. Pretty soon you'll see him walking around wearing a trenchcoat.
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