Author Topic: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night (Read 5237 times)

denarii · « **on:** October 11, 2014, 12:23:01 AM »

Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

D.O.A. · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2014, 12:55:02 AM »

Quote from: denarii on October 11, 2014, 12:23:01 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

she can still talk her way out of it.

True · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:10:55 AM »

There`s no limit to what these irrational sluts will do...........

Stay single guys.

denarii · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:27:53 AM »

U can't make a Ho into a housewife

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:31:18 AM »

You know you're ghetto if, your kid thinks his name is "little man" until he's 7 years old.

Come on, you can admit if some of these aply to you.
How many getbiggers have had to open the car door in drive thrus because window didn't work?
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/youmightbeghettojokes.html

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:54:40 AM »

Christianity clearly didn't work, that's why we needed this new society.

heenok · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2014, 03:03:34 AM »

lol at "bachelor parties"

white people of peace

Royalty · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2014, 03:03:35 AM »

Omg!!! Look at the related articles at the bottom of the page!

"Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee"

Papper · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2014, 03:38:41 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on October 11, 2014, 03:03:35 AM

Omg!!! Look at the related articles at the bottom of the page!

"Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee"

Lol!!!!!!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2014, 04:56:48 AM »

Dirty bitch.

denarii · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2014, 05:24:56 AM »

If she got caught banging a midget stripper on her hen night, imagine what she had gotten up to prior to that...

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2014, 05:34:47 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 11, 2014, 01:31:18 AM

You know you're ghetto if, your kid thinks his name is "little man" until he's 7 years old.

Come on, you can admit if some of these aply to you.
How many getbiggers have had to open the car door in drive thrus because window didn't work?
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/youmightbeghettojokes.html

No, but I've never owned a vehicle with those fancy new fangled electric windows! If I want to rage out at the guy in the next lane I've got to do a furious winding motion first. That's gotta get me an honorable mention at least.

gmflex · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2014, 05:38:59 AM »

What a slut.
Imagine as the kid grows older..
Mommy who is my daddy?
Well I only met your dad once..
At a very special party... he was a hardworking man...

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2014, 05:49:40 AM »

Papa was a rollin' pebble.

el numero uno · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2014, 05:54:05 AM »

Quote from: denarii on October 11, 2014, 01:27:53 AM

U can't make a Ho into a housewife

This. A cheating whore isn't going to change her ways just because you put a ring on her finger.

Wiggs · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2014, 06:12:27 AM »

This thread has potential. Lol @ the coloring book and crayons article below. Poor little fella.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2014, 06:56:38 AM »

Royalty · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2014, 09:59:24 AM »

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:01:49 AM »

thats so thoughtful of the waitress to bring crayons

nobody ever brought me crayons as a kids

pedro01 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:02:48 AM »

At some point, the husband is going to have to ask if the dwarf had a bigger cock than his.

It's going to eat away at him till he knows one way or the other.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:03:53 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on October 11, 2014, 10:02:48 AM

At some point, the husband is going to have to ask if the dwarf had a bigger cock than his.

It's going to eat away at him till he knows one way or the other.

shit, it has already been eating away at me since i first opened the thread

heenok · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:04:17 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on October 11, 2014, 10:01:49 AM

thats so thoughtful of the waitress to bring crayons

nobody ever brought me crayons as a kids

maybe cuba isnt ready yet to bring crayon to kids to restaurants

anabolichalo · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:06:11 AM »

midgets creep me out tho

when i see one i look the other way and pretend it never happened

Tapeworm · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on October 11, 2014, 09:59:24 AM

James Lusted

Oh ya. Uh huh. Baum chika bau bau.

denarii · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:23:07 AM »

Here is a pic of the dwarf. He is a gypsy.