Going to a CEOs house for New Years

[WillGrant]

hahahahahaaa

                            Hafez: hey bitch, are you on getbig again??

                             goatboy:yes honey, i'm sorry, did i burn the falafel and pita's again?

                             Hafez: shut the fucck up and get down here we're late for Koran study and prayer, infidel!!!

                              goatboy: ok honey i'm bringing the prayer rugs now!!

Why is this such a sore point with you Davey Boy? Is it because you to are of Arab blood lines? 

[QuakerOats]

Why is this such a sore point with you Davey Boy? Is it because you to are of Arab blood lines? 

no, because goatboy spews hatred towards his wife's own religion and heritage and i was just wondering why.

[WillGrant]

no, because goatboy spews hatred towards his wife's own religion and heritage and i was just wondering why.

Is she a practicing full blown burka wearing muslim?
She may even take the piss out of that side of her heritage herself and feel more western than middle eastern.

[WillGrant]

It's not her religion.  Not her mother's, either.  She has as negative a view towards Islam as I do...  probably moreso since many of her relatives on her mother's side who were prominent when the Shah was in power lost everything (some their lives) when the muslim loonies took over in '79.

There ya go 

[Camel Jockey]

hahahahahaaa

                            Hafez: hey bitch, are you on getbig again??

                             goatboy:yes honey, i'm sorry, did i burn the falafel and pita's again?

                             Hafez: shut the fucck up and get down here we're late for Koran study and prayer, infidel!!!

                              goatboy: ok honey i'm bringing the prayer rugs now!!

HAHAHAHA NEW YEAR'S INSTANT CLASSIC.

[webcake]

hahahahahaaa

                            Hafez: hey bitch, are you on getbig again??

                             goatboy:yes honey, i'm sorry, did i burn the falafel and pita's again?

                             Hafez: shut the fucck up and get down here we're late for Koran study and prayer, infidel!!!

                              goatboy: ok honey i'm bringing the prayer rugs now!!

ok, sorry, but i fuckin LOL'ed at this.

"Did i burn the falafel"

classic

[chaos]

Where is this place?  I want to move there.

Aren't you somewhere in OC?  North of Irvine is blacker than Shawn Ray's family reunion.

LMFAo, I must have found a pocket of whiteness.

[chaos]

Yes Sir.  I accept your invitation to join team love.

Thank You

Love Niggy-Poo

LOL

[chaos]

Let me know where that is so next time I go there I can find a hotel.  Last month I thought Costa Mesa was safe, yet I saw kneegrows walking the street one night. 

Northwest of Dizzyland 10 miles or so

[JimmyJam1974]

Northwest of Dizzyland 10 miles or so

What a hellhole

[Tre]

Do you know anything about the people of Iran?  While a portion of them have mixed with Arabs and are "brown", many are as white as any European (although typically with dark hair and eyes).  My wife's mother was born in Iran, raised mostly in Europe, and was living in the states married to a white guy by the time my wife was born.  Like I said, she's "Iranian" like you're Irish, Dave.

Married to a white guy?  Ahh, so your wife is actually black. 

Way cool, half-brotha! 

[240 is Back]

Yeah, right.   

I have a frat brother I haven't talked to in a dozen years or so who lives in Laguna Beach.  I'm thinking of ringing him up and asking if he has a guest room.  Otherwise I might just have to write off OC entirely. 

Drop me a line if you're ever in FL, goat.  Bring a bottle of that $200 wine and the couch is yours for as long as you'd like!