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Ivan Drago

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2014, 10:58:52 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 06, 2014, 10:49:59 AM
You seem a bit obsessed by my great personality.

There once was a wanker named DroppingPlates
Who thought he was pretty great at snagging girl dates
What a pity it was that he was secretly smoking the cock
Just as his priestly Father regularly cleaned his clock
And so this Dutch dunce gave up all hope of finding any female mates
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DroppingPlates

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2014, 02:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Ivan Drago on March 06, 2014, 10:58:52 AM
There once was a wanker named DroppingPlates
Who thought he was pretty great at snagging girl dates
What a pity it was that he was secretly smoking the cock
Just as his priestly Father regularly cleaned his clock
And so this Dutch dunce gave up all hope of finding any female mates

Funny poem, I'm honored :D
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Ivan Drago

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2014, 02:13:14 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 06, 2014, 02:07:18 PM
Funny poem, I'm honored :D

It's a limerick. I know you Dutch aren't the most conversant with English.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2014, 02:20:22 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 05, 2014, 12:23:08 AM
No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #79 on: March 06, 2014, 02:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Ivan Drago on March 06, 2014, 02:13:14 PM
It's a limerick. I know you Dutch aren't the most conversant with English.

You seem a bit passive aggressive, have I kicked you in the jimmy in the past?
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Ivan Drago

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #80 on: March 06, 2014, 02:26:38 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 06, 2014, 02:22:01 PM
You seem a bit passive aggressive, have I kicked you in the jimmy in the past?

Obviously you have no dick. So you crave the cock. ROFL!
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #81 on: March 06, 2014, 02:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Ivan Drago on March 06, 2014, 02:26:38 PM
Obviously you have no dick. So you crave the cock. ROFL!

Whatever, Jon Harridan :)
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Ivan Drago

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2014, 02:33:59 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 06, 2014, 02:29:04 PM
Whatever, Jon Harridan :)

Is that your husband?
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #83 on: March 06, 2014, 03:37:51 PM »
Here ya go Parker
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #84 on: March 06, 2014, 03:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 06, 2014, 03:37:51 PM
Here ya go Parker
She is cute...looks to be thick aka positive rate of fat (from the face and neck), I could be wrong.
Great lips, eyes, hair, eyebrows.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #85 on: March 06, 2014, 03:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Parker on March 06, 2014, 03:43:47 PM
She is cute...looks to be thick aka positive rate of fat (from the face and neck), I could be wrong.
Great lips, eyes, hair, eyebrows.

Yeah but refer to what I wrote you. It was bad enough for me to walk away.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #86 on: March 06, 2014, 04:25:37 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on March 06, 2014, 04:24:14 PM
interesting hairline

Haha, you and your hairlines bro.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #87 on: March 06, 2014, 05:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 05, 2014, 12:23:08 AM
No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.

Nothing you can really do about it, we're genetically made to talk more than men.

20,000 words a day versus men's 7000.  :)
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #88 on: March 06, 2014, 05:46:10 PM »
Quote from: EastCoastChick on March 06, 2014, 05:33:40 PM
Nothing you can really do about it, we're genetically made to talk more than men.

20,000 words a day versus men's 7000.  :)

Really? I didnt know that. lol. She's about 100k to my 8-9k.
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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?
« Reply #89 on: March 06, 2014, 05:48:34 PM »
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