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Today is the day I become a suicide bomber.

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Mohammed Omari:
Brothers and sisters,

It is after a tranquil period of meditation under the light of Allah's love that I acknowledge I have committed the gravest sin in trolling: I have trolled myself. I fell too deep into the game. I became radicalized. Lines were blurred, I lost all sense of reality, and I allowed myself to be fatally irritated by a gammy little gimp RETARD who I would genuinely love to kill.

There can be no coming back from this.

I have thought long and hard about this, I have carried out the Salat al-Tawbah in atonement of my error, and as my last post I now want you all to witness my final, heroic act of jihad. I am, of course, doing the world a favor and taking the pathologically lying, boundlessly ignorant, physically and mentally stunted, yarmulke-wearing, fat little goblin with me.

Think of me fondly. See you on the flip side, nikkas.

ALLAHUUU AKBARRRRRR!!!!

Matt:
Mohammed, are you still with us?

Please post to let us know you are OK. 🙏

I will come back to check on you later today.

- Matt C

falco:
Good riddance.

Phantom Spunker:
One less suicide bomber.

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