What women really want

[HockeyFightFan]

and quite fat on average.

i was in a latin disco club on saturday, most of them dwarfed me in the legs department.

 

My 6 year old niece's ballet class dwarf you in leg size.

[Tapeworm]

I'm an escaped convict and you're a crippled librarian.

[HockeyFightFan]

not suprised that you come from an obese family.

You're a little thin skinned for a gypsy.

Actually you're a little thin-everything.....swimmer.

[abijahmaniaco]

I just got out of the military, moved back to Chicago and living with my dad, I left my car in VA since I am not working right now I can't afford the payments, and will not be making any profit until college starts in the summer (Navy pays you to go to school, $1600 a month in Chicago). And my girl is a dime piece puertorican chick with the most beautiful face and a great body. I have nothing to offer this woman, who is 30 years old, other than a big, rock hard cock. The sex is amazing and she claims she has never been fucked so well in her life. 5 minutes after she leaves my house, my phone is blowing up with " I miss you already baby" txt messages. She is really really attached to me, and I know it wouldn't be that way if I wasn't fucking her right. Sure, I would like to be rich, driving a bad ass car and living in a big ass house, we all would. But I'll take good looks and good skills in bed any day over being an ugly fat fuck with a little dick who has some money.
Bodybuilding related because I am currently running 800 mgs of test and 50 mgs of proviron a day 

sex that good never lasts. enjoy the moment though. 800 mg is a bit overkill. if you try backing that down to 750 or 600, i think you'll find that you get just as good of results with less sides.

[Borracho]

Latinas scare me. Once they make up their mind that they want you. You are theirs balls and all. No freedom. Then expect to pop out babies and have your future mother in law move in.....Ayyyyeeeeee dios mio. They sure are fucking hot though and sexual, and sassy......uuuuuuuuuuuhh hhhhhhh....

Don't disrespect them either or the whole family will come after you lol

and quite fat on average.

i was in a latin disco club on saturday, most of them dwarfed me in the legs department.

 

You gotta get em while they're young (no pedo)

[Papper]

I know what women really want is Mel Gibson.

[ZeroPatience]

I am 27, so I wouldn't say I am young. I have had a lot of sex with a lot of women, and I am a freak and like it rough, so my girl has to be the same way or it won't work. And this girl is the freakiest I have ever had. She brings out my best performance in bed, because she is just so damn sexy and such a freak. Anyways, I didn't start this thread to brag or talk shit or anything like that. Also, I don't meltdown like some people, especially when people I don't even know accuse me of being a liar  And to the reatrds who said I don't last long because of my name, how the hell does ZEROPATIENCE in any way mean that? I just have a bad temper, that's all. And I had a few grand saved up before I got out of the military, and that is how I was able to afford buying my last cycle. Anyways, back to the reason I started this thread: because I see way too many guys spending money on fancy clothes and stuff like that, when they should be spending their money on their bodies. I haven't bought new clothes in a couple of years, because yes, I would rather spend my money on gear and looking good. BTW, my cialis from MPRESEARCH arrived today and I will be testing it out tomorrow 

[Parker]

I am 27, so I wouldn't say I am young. I have had a lot of sex with a lot of women, and I am a freak and like it rough, so my girl has to be the same way or it won't work. And this girl is the freakiest I have ever had. She brings out my best performance in bed, because she is just so damn sexy and such a freak. Anyways, I didn't start this thread to brag or talk shit or anything like that. Also, I don't meltdown like some people, especially when people I don't even know accuse me of being a liar   And to the reatrds who said I don't last long because of my name, how the hell does ZEROPATIENCE in any way mean that? I just have a bad temper, that's all. And I had a few grand saved up before I got out of the military, and that is how I was able to afford buying my last cycle. Anyways, back to the reason I started this thread: because I see way too many guys spending money on fancy clothes and stuff like that, when they should be spending their money on their bodies. I haven't bought new clothes in a couple of years, because yes, I would rather spend my money on gear and looking good. BTW, my cialis from MPRESEARCH arrived today and I will be testing it out tomorrow  

You are just out of the military and find a 30 yr old PR chick who is single and a freak...the freakiest you've ever had...

There is a reason why she is a freak---all freaks have a story...and why hasn't anybody wifed up and impregnated said freak (and kept her?)? Because she is trouble, and my guess so are you...

I don't know you and her, but I'm willing to bet after the newness wears off, and you have no money, no job, and she is hounding you...you will be talking about "The Crazy PR chick" , that's if you haven't knocked her up yet (and then there are child support payments).

And you never said what she does, does she work?

And chances are, such a freak, has had her ish rocked many a times before you, so take what she says about her 'never being..." with a grain of salt.

[syntaxmachine]

so you can't afford your car payment but can afford steroids?  and you do this on the money the navy (my tax dollars) pays you?


jesus fuckin christ.....

At least we'll (presumably) recoup the costs with our bro here as he enters the civilian workforce and generates a variety of taxable events over the rest of his life.

What we won't get back is the money that is, say, being spent by certain agencies on "training" Afghani government employees who are flown out to Quantico and housed at our expense, after which they don't show up for training because they discover porno for the first time in the hotel room and rack up a huge cable bill -- people who literally have to be instructed not to use rocks to wipe their ass when they arrive here, and who will under no circumstance make any use of the certificate(s) bestowed upon them as a result of the training they never showed up for anyway.

Yes, you and I as taxpayers have literally taken up the tab for Afghani tribesmen's hotel porno consumption habits -- one disgustingly wasteful tab among thousands that would cause a gigantic uproar if the citizenry at large became aware of them in any detail. Meanwhile, our own troops can longer acquire tuition assistance while on active duty.  

[Parker]

so you can't afford your car payment but can afford steroids?  and you do this on the money the navy (my tax dollars) pays you?


jesus fuckin christ.....

Priorities man, priorities...
Why is it that the TLC song, "Scrub" keeps playing in my mind?

[HockeyFightFan]

I am 27, so I wouldn't say I am young. I have had a lot of sex with a lot of women, and I am a freak and like it rough, so my girl has to be the same way or it won't work. And this girl is the freakiest I have ever had. She brings out my best performance in bed, because she is just so damn sexy and such a freak. Anyways, I didn't start this thread to brag or talk shit or anything like that. Also, I don't meltdown like some people, especially when people I don't even know accuse me of being a liar  And to the reatrds who said I don't last long because of my name, how the hell does ZEROPATIENCE in any way mean that? I just have a bad temper, that's all. And I had a few grand saved up before I got out of the military, and that is how I was able to afford buying my last cycle. Anyways, back to the reason I started this thread: because I see way too many guys spending money on fancy clothes and stuff like that, when they should be spending their money on their bodies. I haven't bought new clothes in a couple of years, because yes, I would rather spend my money on gear and looking good. BTW, my cialis from MPRESEARCH arrived today and I will be testing it out tomorrow 

I can smell the bullshit from here.

[dj181]

[manuelsonn]

women ,., so there are around millions of whores and only a few fish and i never never heard of a fish being killed in sleep- womens love drama , thats all

[cephissus]

tapeworm doing some solid work in this thread

[Kim Jong Bob]

I just got out of the military, moved back to Chicago and living with my dad, I left my car in VA since I am not working right now I can't afford the payments, and will not be making any profit until college starts in the summer (Navy pays you to go to school, $1600 a month in Chicago). And my girl is a dime piece puertorican chick with the most beautiful face and a great body. I have nothing to offer this woman, who is 30 years old, other than a big, rock hard cock. The sex is amazing and she claims she has never been fucked so well in her life. 5 minutes after she leaves my house, my phone is blowing up with " I miss you already baby" txt messages. She is really really attached to me, and I know it wouldn't be that way if I wasn't fucking her right. Sure, I would like to be rich, driving a bad ass car and living in a big ass house, we all would. But I'll take good looks and good skills in bed any day over being an ugly fat fuck with a little dick who has some money.
Bodybuilding related because I am currently running 800 mgs of test and 50 mgs of proviron a day 

shit i would go nutz having a girl that is like that. damn im dating my neighbour and hardly see her because im rather home with my dog and play ps3, then at the evening go of and blow some testoload in her , sleep, and go home again.


lol at the last part, you will fit in quite well here

[Palpatine Q]

Latinas scare me. Once they make up their mind that they want you. You are theirs balls and all. No freedom. Then expect to pop out babies and have your future mother in law move in.....Ayyyyeeeeee dios mio. They sure are fucking hot though and sexual, and sassy......uuuuuuuuuuuhh hhhhhhh....

Until they hit 25, then they turn into a cinderblock wIth red lipstick and penciled in eyebrows.

[Dr.J]

 

[KevinP85]

Just when I feel like I've hit a plateau, I read threads like this and I feel a lot better about my life 

[Parker]

Until they hit 25, then they turn into a cinderblock wIth red lipstick and penciled in eyebrows.

hahahahaa

[Borracho]

You are just out of the military and find a 30 yr old PR chick who is single and a freak...the freakiest you've ever had...

There is a reason why she is a freak---all freaks have a story...and why hasn't anybody wifed up and impregnated said freak (and kept her?)? Because she is trouble, and my guess so are you...

I don't know you and her, but I'm willing to bet after the newness wears off, and you have no money, no job, and she is hounding you...you will be talking about "The Crazy PR chick" , that's if you haven't knocked her up yet (and then there are child support payments).

And you never said what she does, does she work?

And chances are, such a freak, has had her ish rocked many a times before you, so take what she says about her 'never being..." with a grain of salt.

Parker...the voice of reason

Until they hit 25, then they turn into a cinderblock wIth red lipstick and penciled in eyebrows.

cinderblock...lmao

[Wiggs]

Until they hit 25, then they turn into a cinderblock wIth red lipstick and penciled in eyebrows.

lol

[Borracho]

Until they hit 25, then they turn into a cinderblock wIth red lipstick and penciled in eyebrows.

I actually saw one of these things today and bursted out laughing remembering this very post

gotta love getbig