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Title: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 02:58:00 AM
Lol good for him, I bet he proposed instantly after reading the comments section in the Daily Mail, after they ran that article on how ugly he was  ;D

How on earth he waited 8 years before securing this dime piece I do not know.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/13/article-2723099-207AB0BE00000578-375_634x828.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/13/article-2723099-207AB0DE00000578-597_634x879.jpg)

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Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 02:59:56 AM
Don't mean to be harsh, but he has the 'i'm going to get cancer in my 50's look' and 'my genes are barely holding my body together' vibe  :'(

Probably a top bloke, but epic tainting of the family gene pool  ;D
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: phreak on August 13, 2014, 03:06:27 AM
There is still hope for me.




Oh, wait! :o :D
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 03:10:49 AM
There is still hope for me.




Oh, wait! :o :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Skorp1o on August 13, 2014, 03:20:35 AM
Don't mean to be harsh, but he has the 'i'm going to get cancer in my 50's look' and 'my genes are barely holding my body together' vibe  :'(

Probably a top bloke, but epic tainting of the family gene pool  ;D

He would help himself a little if he worked out and tanned up and grew a beard to cover half his face and wore shades and a cap.....ah fuck it.

Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 03:28:06 AM
He would help himself a little if he worked out and tanned up and grew a beard to cover half his face and wore shades and a cap.....ah fuck it.



And got whole new set of dentures, spine straightening surgery, hair plugs, actually ate 1 vitamin, travel back to the past and stop his mum conceiving him with a squirrel.....
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Skorp1o on August 13, 2014, 03:43:18 AM
And got whole new set of dentures, spine straightening surgery, hair plugs, actually ate 1 vitamin, travel back to the past and stop his mum conceiving him with a squirrel.....

Nothing to fix here, his whole head is one catalogue of catastrophies, and physically it doesn't get any better, I don't see the gym doing much for him.

If I had a daughter and she turned up with this I would tell him "fuck you think you're doing son?" and would feel like I failed my daughter too.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 03:55:14 AM
Nothing to fix here, his whole head is one catalogue of catastrophies, and physically it doesn't get any better, I don't see the gym doing much for him.

If I had a daughter and she turned up with this I would tell him "fuck you think you're doing son?" and would feel like I failed my daughter too.

Yup. If my daughter showed up for dinner with this guy, I would wonder if she has been kidnapped  ;D
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Skorp1o on August 13, 2014, 04:02:50 AM
Yup. If my daughter showed up for dinner with this guy, I would wonder if she has been kidnapped  ;D

Imagine having to baby sit a grandson that ends up looking just like him.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2014, 04:08:42 AM
Imagine having to baby sit a grandson that ends up looking just like him.

 :'(

Luckily the son they have looks like the mum, probably because when he was being formed in the womb all of the dad's chromosomes died of weakness haha
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: a_pupil on August 13, 2014, 10:53:00 AM
:'(

Luckily the son they have looks like the mum, probably because when he was being formed in the womb all of the dad's chromosomes died of weakness haha

lol.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 13, 2014, 12:15:41 PM
Darren Avey has done quite well for himself, I must say.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Simple Simon on August 13, 2014, 01:05:13 PM
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Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: a_pupil on August 13, 2014, 03:42:42 PM
Darren Avey has done quite well for himself, I must say.


I bet he thinks of brian cockerill and lenny mclean whilst shagging that dime  ;D
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Var City on August 13, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Imagine having to baby sit a grandson that ends up looking just like him.

Imagine? Just phone Junior's mom
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: pedro01 on August 13, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
Don't mean to be harsh, but he has the 'i'm going to get cancer in my 50's look' and 'my genes are barely holding my body together' vibe  :'(

Probably a top bloke, but epic tainting of the family gene pool  ;D

Yup - the kind of guy that says "meet my mom and sister" - and introduces you to one woman.

Inbred.

Is he a scouser?
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: bigmc on August 14, 2014, 03:45:36 AM
bet she is a psycho bitch and treats him like shit

she has been fucked over by some stud in the past

and is over compensating

i give them a year
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Skorp1o on August 14, 2014, 06:34:15 AM
bet she is a psycho bitch and treats him like shit

she has been fucked over by some stud in the past

and is over compensating

i give them a year

She got ATM'd by a stud muffin who later ignored her texts and calls.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 14, 2014, 07:31:18 AM
She got ATM'd by a stud muffin who later ignored her texts and calls.

That same gentleman will end up beating out the groom for a promotion at work.  Complications will ensue.
Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Skorp1o on August 14, 2014, 07:51:29 AM
She CANNOT be turned on by this geezer sweating and huffing and puffing on her.

Title: Re: Bloke who won 'punching above his weight' competition marries his woman
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 14, 2014, 07:58:36 AM
She CANNOT be turned on by this geezer sweating and huffing and puffing on her.



There are a lot of strange paraphilias out there...she may have extreme daddy issues.