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Title: bhank just got a new job
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 05, 2022, 06:14:10 AM
Which type of boxes are you moving this time, big man?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 05, 2022, 06:25:47 AM
working as a vet assistant?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/11/17/12149490-6911935-Virginia_Beach_animal_control_officials_have_asked_Hankins_to_he-m-4_1554998905911.jpg)
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 05, 2022, 06:51:15 AM
Don't pick on Bhanky.

He looks good.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 05, 2022, 07:23:17 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Cook on August 05, 2022, 07:25:44 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything
congrats
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 05, 2022, 07:35:33 AM
congrats hanky!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Gym-Rat on August 05, 2022, 07:39:49 AM
Excellent!

Congrats...
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Cook on August 05, 2022, 08:05:48 AM
Get a haircut and get a real job ;D
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Rambone on August 05, 2022, 08:26:47 AM
Moving on up that corporate ladder. Next stop CFO!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: robcguns on August 05, 2022, 08:39:36 AM
Congrats Hankins.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 05, 2022, 08:48:52 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything

Good for you, Bhanky.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 05, 2022, 08:55:40 AM
He doesn't have a job. He is shrinking so he'll use the "job" as an excuse just like he did "covid"

Get ready for "Can't get enough meals or training in cos they got me doing 14 hour days"
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 05, 2022, 09:02:15 AM
He doesn't have a job. He is shrinking so he'll use the "job" as an excuse just like he did "covid"

Get ready for "Can't get enough meals or training in cos they got me doing 14 hour days"

He posted his insurance card…. They just printed that off for him.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 05, 2022, 09:07:06 AM
Bhanks, congrats on the new job.

How did you get around the criminal/background check?

Will the new job impact the road to the 405 squat?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 05, 2022, 09:07:17 AM
He posted his insurance card…. They just printed that off for him.

I bet it's like his prescription that had no date
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: AbrahamG on August 05, 2022, 09:46:14 AM
Congrats Bhank.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 05, 2022, 10:54:06 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything

Hopefully you will have less time to post here.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Royalty on August 05, 2022, 11:27:35 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything


You know nothing about finance, you are a child and you live with your mommy
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 05, 2022, 11:39:22 AM
Actual Financial Analyst Position with benefits and everything

Where….M. Goodrum Caliber Investments?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Bevo on August 05, 2022, 11:42:26 AM
Moving on up that corporate ladder. Next stop CFO!

He’ll never be Vince
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 05, 2022, 11:48:34 AM
He’ll never be Vince

He’s not even a poor man’s version of ESFitness…
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Lartinos on August 05, 2022, 12:21:31 PM
Now that he passed the drug test he can go back on the drugs.

I doubt they tested him in actuality.

Congrats on the position.



Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 05, 2022, 12:22:47 PM
Congrats my man. 
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 05, 2022, 07:13:39 PM
Thanks guys dont want to jinx myself supposed to get a start date this next week they just finished background stuff but already in the payroll and benefit system so got my card in the mail. They even gave me a life insurance pilicy. Got offer a couple weeks ago but didnt want to jinx myself saying anythig until final. But wont reallt know 100% until Tueaday when manger gets back but looks good.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Never1AShow on August 05, 2022, 07:20:17 PM
Thanks guys dont want to jinx myself supposed to get a start date this next week they just finished background stuff but already in the payroll and benefit system so got my card in the mail. They even gave me a life insurance pilicy. Got offer a couple weeks ago but didnt want to jinx myself saying anythig until final. But wont reallt know 100% until Tueaday when manger gets back but looks good.

Who is the beneficiary?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: michael arvilla on August 05, 2022, 07:21:33 PM
Congrats Man! .
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ChristopherA on August 05, 2022, 07:29:00 PM
Good luck with the job Sparky
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 05, 2022, 07:41:28 PM
My guess fired before Labor Day.

Physical altercation.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Never1AShow on August 05, 2022, 07:43:48 PM
Thanks guys dont want to jinx myself supposed to get a start date this next week they just finished background stuff but already in the payroll and benefit system so got my card in the mail. They even gave me a life insurance pilicy. Got offer a couple weeks ago but didnt want to jinx myself saying anythig until final. But wont reallt know 100% until Tueaday when manger gets back but looks good.

Levity aside, I hope this works out, I am pulling for you.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Grape Ape on August 05, 2022, 08:50:05 PM
I am pulling for you.

outed
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 05, 2022, 08:52:25 PM
My guess fired before Labour Day.

Physical altercation.

British/Canadian spelling of Labor…

I thought you were an American?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: wes on August 06, 2022, 02:56:03 AM
Congrats !!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 06, 2022, 04:57:12 AM
Who is the beneficiary?

Getbig of course.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 05:18:58 AM
Who is the beneficiary?

I am going to setup a trust for a ghost writer to continue to legacy post here under my screename should anything happen to me
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Gym-Rat on August 06, 2022, 05:59:12 AM
I am going to setup a trust for a ghost rider to continue to legacy post here under my screename should anything happen to me

The Legend of "Bhanks" will be around forever!!

225 lbs of shredded muscle!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: D.O.A. on August 06, 2022, 06:04:06 AM
I am going to setup a trust for a ghost rider to continue to legacy post here under my screename should anything happen to me

:D
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 06, 2022, 06:06:15 AM
I am going to setup a trust for a ghost rider to continue to legacy post here under my screename should anything happen to me
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/b0/27/c5b0271a0933deff2724142cbf5dd852.jpg)
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 06, 2022, 09:18:13 AM
Imagine a company so desperate to employ someone athat even after his background check comes back littered with arrests they still take him on.

I sense this post is for his Exes solicitor to read prior to his custody hearing

Reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Kramer Vs Kramer going for a job on Xmas eve
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 06, 2022, 09:45:12 AM
Imagine a company so desperate to employ someone athat even after his background check comes back littered with arrests they still take him on.

I sense this post is for his Exes solicitor to read prior to his custody hearing

Reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Kramer Vs Kramer going for a job on Xmas eve

100% agree. It’s all for the custody battle. He needs to show he is a contributing member to society. And not on recreational drugs.

Hanky, will quit before Labor Day
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 06, 2022, 12:03:48 PM
Financial Analyst???   Well, that title encompasses a wide range of different things and even pay....from like 35k to 120k not wishstanding any bonuses or perks.    Lets see how long this last whatever he's doing.  Just remember to dress like Patrick Bateman instead of Fred Flintstone
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Rambone on August 06, 2022, 12:14:23 PM
Financial Analyst???   Well, that title encompasses a wide range of different things and even pay....from like 35k to 120k not wishstanding any bonuses or perks.    Lets see how long this last whatever he's doing.  Just remember to dress like Patrick Bateman instead of Fred Flintstone

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/f4TjiCpNemSo8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Rusty Trombone on August 06, 2022, 12:23:54 PM
Financial Analyst???   Well, that title encompasses a wide range of different things and even pay....from like 35k to 120k not wishstanding any bonuses or perks.    Lets see how long this last whatever he's doing.  Just remember to dress like Patrick Bateman instead of Fred Flintstone


Vince,will you make a statement on the monkeypoxer accusation?  ???
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: GymnJuice on August 06, 2022, 12:55:53 PM
Financial Analyst???   Well, that title encompasses a wide range of different things and even pay....from like 35k to 120k not wishstanding any bonuses or perks.    Lets see how long this last whatever he's doing.  Just remember to dress like Patrick Bateman instead of Fred Flintstone

Vince, in light of Hankin's assymetrical chest, do you recommend a double or single breasted suit?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 01:10:25 PM
Financial Analyst???   Well, that title encompasses a wide range of different things and even pay....from like 35k to 120k not wishstanding any bonuses or perks.    Lets see how long this last whatever he's doing.  Just remember to dress like Patrick Bateman instead of Fred Flintstone

Well I am going to be making more than 35k and less than 120k but honestly will be happy just to have a proper office job sitting in a chair with AC using a computer.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 06, 2022, 01:23:26 PM
Well I am going to be making more than 35k and less than 120k but honestly will be happy just to have a proper office job sitting in a chair with AC using a computer.

Bhanky, is the job WFH?

When was the last time you had a full-time job for over a month? 10 years ago?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 01:35:51 PM
Bhanky, is the job WFH?

When was the last time you had a full-time job for over a month? 10 years ago?

Hybrid training is on site though for the first few weeks. I guess will know more soon really waiting on final confirmation this week will just be happy to have a job with benefits in my field
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 01:37:18 PM
Imagine a company so desperate to employ someone athat even after his background check comes back littered with arrests they still take him on.

I sense this post is for his Exes solicitor to read prior to his custody hearing

Reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Kramer Vs Kramer going for a job on Xmas eve

Or perhaps my background is not littered with arrest, and I have actual credentials and exp companies would like to have on their team
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 01:39:09 PM
He doesn't have a job. He is shrinking so he'll use the "job" as an excuse just like he did "covid"

Get ready for "Can't get enough meals or training in cos they got me doing 14 hour days"

Who in the hell is shrinking? Also, I think they have a gym onsite even if I worked 50hr weeks I would still train on the weekends.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 06, 2022, 01:39:57 PM
Or perhaps my background is not littered with arrest, and I have actual credentials and exp companies would like to have on their team

It is, there have been at least 3 mugshots on here I can remember
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: deadz on August 06, 2022, 01:44:26 PM
Now he can fix up his dilapidated house.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 02:33:16 PM
It is, there have been at least 3 mugshots on here I can remember

I was found not guilty, and it was expunged. I was being falsely accused. I was the victim there is no record. Tried to tell you guys that but no everyone wanted to spend a year calling me nasty names for stuff I didn't do.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Never1AShow on August 06, 2022, 03:28:42 PM
outed

I considered this would happen, but was too lazy to think of a better phrasing
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 06, 2022, 03:29:59 PM
I was found not guilty, and it was expunged. I was being falsely accused. I was the victim there is no record. Tried to tell you guys that but no everyone wanted to spend a year calling me nasty names for stuff I didn't do.
Doesnt alter the fact that you were arrested and handcuffed and there is always a record, depends on the depth of the search
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 06, 2022, 03:53:31 PM
Doesnt alter the fact that you were arrested and handcuffed and there is always a record, depends on the depth of the search

It’s the usual bullshit from Brian. Like his TRT dose is prescribed from a doctor.

Cops in Kitty Hawk randomly just arrest law abiding citizens take your mug shot just to make sure their cameras are working.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: BB on August 06, 2022, 04:20:20 PM
(https://cdn.mugshots.zone/sites/wakenc/images/2021/02/24/XYAw4IdmFAGGBmkOOqTG.jpg)(https://cdn.mugshots.zone/sites/wakenc/images/2021/03/21/nlmjRZhbJV8OJK9yIGYN.jpg).

The thing about a Hankins, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

                                                   
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ChristopherA on August 06, 2022, 05:10:39 PM
You said yourself you have a probation officer. You don't get put on probation with being convicted of something
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 06, 2022, 05:28:14 PM
You said yourself you have a probation officer. You don't get put on probation with being convicted of something

It originally was a parole officer. But then he corrected it to your probation officer. I can see how One would get those two confused. They both start with P
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 06, 2022, 05:34:15 PM
Vince, in light of Hankin's assymetrical chest, do you recommend a double or single breasted suit?


Single is always office appropirate.  Double breasted makes you look very large
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 06, 2022, 06:12:51 PM
Bhanky,
How far do you have to drive to the office?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: michael arvilla on August 06, 2022, 06:15:15 PM
Bhanky,
How far do you have to drive to the office?
He has a ride…….  (Kidding !!)
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 06, 2022, 07:50:24 PM
Bhanky,
How far do you have to drive to the office?

You guys are going to jinx me I got my health care card I havent started yet
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 06, 2022, 08:06:59 PM
You guys are going to jinx me I got my health care card I havent started yet

You will be fine. You passed the background checks. I  that was your biggest obstacle.

If you’re the most qualified person for the position you’ll get it.

Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 06, 2022, 08:24:52 PM
You guys are going to jinx me I got my health care card I havent started yet

We will definitely call your boss and put in a word for you. In fact the calls should go all the way up the corporate ladder so everyone can read about how awesome you think you are.

And send the links to your Getbig posts.

Should be a shoe-in.  Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Lartinos on August 06, 2022, 08:52:21 PM
I’m connecting the dots and I can see how things may go awry here.

Aside from that..

If Bhank doesn’t work he is lazy and if does get a job now GB will get less posts.

I think in time he’ll get his priorities straight and focus on putting the time into posting.


Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: SF1900 on August 06, 2022, 09:28:10 PM
I was found not guilty, and it was expunged. I was being falsely accused. I was the victim there is no record. Tried to tell you guys that but no everyone wanted to spend a year calling me nasty names for stuff I didn't do.

Just because you’re found not guilty, it does not mean your innocent.

Our legal system is not set up to judge innocence.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 07, 2022, 05:01:02 AM
Why would they give you a health care card if you don't have the job?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 07, 2022, 05:13:59 AM
Why would they give you a health care card if you don't have the job?

I saw the health care card pic in another thread. It's the one they give part time Lowes employees. It's from his previous "job".

He has no new job. He made it up because MuscleMatters called him out for being an unemployed loser. He is just trying to save face on getbig.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 07, 2022, 05:21:54 AM
I saw the health care card pic in another thread. It's the one they give part time Lowes employees. It's from his previous "job".

He has no new job. He made it up because MuscleMatters called him out for being an unemployed loser. He is just trying to save face on getbig.

How awful.

Be honest, Bhanky.  Is this true?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 07, 2022, 06:54:51 AM
I saw the health care card pic in another thread. It's the one they give part time Lowes employees. It's from his previous "job".

He has no new job. He made it up because MuscleMatters called him out for being an unemployed loser. He is just trying to save face on getbig.

I’m not sure he even worked there long enough to qualify for the Lowes insurance plan. Something is very odd about what bhanks has going on.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 07:09:46 AM
I’m not sure he even worked there long enough to qualify for the Lowes insurance plan. Something is very odd about what bhanks has going on.

Very, this new job seems like His prescribed TRT dosing.

Made up
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Hulkotron on August 07, 2022, 08:17:02 AM
I saw the health care card pic in another thread. It's the one they give part time Lowes employees. It's from his previous "job".

He has no new job. He made it up because MuscleMatters called him out for being an unemployed loser. He is just trying to save face on getbig.

x2 it’s a suspicious pic to say the least.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 07, 2022, 09:03:56 AM
So, if we call out Bhanky on something he will then make up facts?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 09:18:38 AM
So, if we call out Bhanky on something he will then make up facts?

The last job I interviewed for. They started paying me before I got the job.

Sounds legit
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: keanu on August 07, 2022, 09:24:37 AM
Can Hanky excel at the job is the question. How long will Getbig's Chuck Norris last?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: GymnJuice on August 07, 2022, 10:14:40 AM
Can Hanky excel at the job is the question. How long will Getbig's Chuck Norris last?

Depends if moving heavy boxes is required
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 10:18:01 AM
Bhanky,

I suggest getting a good meal prep bag so your your quest to 225 can be obtained.

https://wolfpak.com/products/45l-elite-red-meal-prep-management-backpack

Not sure where you can pack the Gatorade tho
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 07, 2022, 10:33:51 AM
so he lied about having a new job?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 07, 2022, 12:17:31 PM
Bhanky,

I suggest getting a good meal prep bag so your your quest to 225 can be obtained.

https://wolfpak.com/products/45l-elite-red-meal-prep-management-backpack

Not sure where you can pack the Gatorade tho
$189 for whay is essentially a laptop sprts bag
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eono-Essentials-Backpack-Lightweight-Resistant/dp/B07HNYR592/ref=sr_1_10?crid=2EN6ZZCQG9Y5O&keywords=laptop+sports+bag&qid=1659899809&sprefix=laptop+sports+bag%2Caps%2C77&sr=8-10
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Grape Ape on August 07, 2022, 12:19:36 PM
$189 for whay is essentially a laptop sprts bag
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eono-Essentials-Backpack-Lightweight-Resistant/dp/B07HNYR592/ref=sr_1_10?crid=2EN6ZZCQG9Y5O&keywords=laptop+sports+bag&qid=1659899809&sprefix=laptop+sports+bag%2Caps%2C77&sr=8-10

Cheap bags are fine if you're ok with the zippers breaking all the time.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 07, 2022, 12:20:23 PM
Cheap bags are fine if you're ok with the zippers breaking all the time.
I have had a cheap carry bag now for ten years, its fine
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 12:38:09 PM
I have had a cheap carry bag now for ten years, its fine

It’s only the best for Bhanky.

Tumi or bust
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Henda on August 07, 2022, 12:52:25 PM
I have had a cheap carry bag now for ten years, its fine

I keep my hand tools in a bag my mate gave me that he got free with a bottle of aftershave 5 years or so now and it still going strong
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 07, 2022, 01:18:45 PM
so he lied about having a new job?

Probably.

They don't setup your insurance before you have the job.

And it takes a while to get the card in the mail. 3-5 business days at the earliest.

So, he's either lying like usual, or has a legit job.

When i hire someone, the insurance paperwork isn't processed until their start date.

A company would never insure someone who wasn't an actual employee.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Hulkotron on August 07, 2022, 01:21:08 PM
Probably.

They don't setup your insurance before you have the job.

And it takes a while to get the card in the mail. 3-5 business days at the earliest.

So, he's either lying like usual, or has a legit job.

When i hire someone, the insurance paperwork isn't processed until their start date.

A company would never insure someone who wasn't an actual employee.

What is your read on this element of the situation (highlighted in bold below)?

Thanks guys dont want to jinx myself supposed to get a start date this next week they just finished background stuff but already in the payroll and benefit system so got my card in the mail. They even gave me a life insurance pilicy. Got offer a couple weeks ago but didnt want to jinx myself saying anythig until final. But wont reallt know 100% until Tueaday when manger gets back but looks good.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 07, 2022, 01:27:46 PM
What is your read on the this element of the situation (highlighted in bold below)?

I don't believe anything he says, compulsive liar.

If the company already processed and paid for his insurance, he is an employee.

As usual, Brian has to be a little queen about everything for attention.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 01:53:24 PM
Probably.

They don't setup your insurance before you have the job.

And it takes a while to get the card in the mail. 3-5 business days at the earliest.

So, he's either lying like usual, or has a legit job.

When i hire someone, the insurance paperwork isn't processed until their start date.

A company would never insure someone who wasn't an actual employee.

Also, some companies wait till you complete a probationary period before benefits kick in.

Obviously you can negotiate benefits to commence on your start date.

More lies from Hanky.

He’s already on payroll without getting the job
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 07, 2022, 05:49:48 PM
Bhanky,

I suggest getting a good meal prep bag so your your quest to 225 can be obtained.

https://wolfpak.com/products/45l-elite-red-meal-prep-management-backpack

Not sure where you can pack the Gatorade tho

I am 225lbs right now
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 07, 2022, 05:53:12 PM
I am 225lbs right now

I thought all the walking on your mini vacation would have had you under 225 lbs.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Royalty on August 07, 2022, 05:58:34 PM
Also, some companies wait till you complete a probationary period before benefits kick in.

Obviously you can negotiate benefits to commence on your start date.

More lies from Hanky.

He’s already on payroll without getting the job

Never trust a 40-something human parasite, wanna-be bodybuilder, who is living with his mommy
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 07, 2022, 07:48:35 PM
I also have a dental and Vision card it's a good plan my deductible is 500 dollars and my copay is 25$ I selected their best plan but really have been feeling healthy. Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago. However, security clearance took a couple weeks. They didn't single me out they do an in depth Security clearance on everyone then hair follicle drug testing. They finished my clearance early last week then sent me for Labs mid-week. Obviously, I passed as I don't use recreational drugs (results came in Saturday) and now, I should get a start date Monday. However yeah, I have had insurance for a month I am in the payroll and benefit system. I didn't want to say anything until they finished security clearance, but it's done now as is the Hair follicle drug testing. I mean who knows maybe Monday they take it all back and tell me to F off but as of right now I have insurance and I am waiting to get my start date. Hoping it's next Monday morning. It's a bit of a commute so will stay in an extended stay for training before it goes Hybrid. But it's a city there is plenty of food and gyms my training will not suffer. Kind of excited to get some new work clothes. 228lbs right now before bed. @Beefcake

So, when you ask who gives you insurance a month before you start a great company apparently this ain't Home Depot there is no wait they even gave me a non term life insurance policy. I feel respected and valued it's kind of cool. Thanks to everyone wishing me luck and congratulating me and fuck off to the haters
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 07, 2022, 08:42:54 PM
I also have a dental and Vision card it's a good plan my deductible is 500 dollars and my copay is 25$ I selected their best plan but really have been feeling healthy. Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago. However, security clearance took a couple weeks. They didn't single me out they do an in depth Security clearance on everyone then hair follicle drug testing. They finished my clearance early last week then sent me for Labs mid-week. Obviously, I passed as I don't use recreational drugs (results came in Saturday) and now, I should get a start date Monday. However yeah, I have had insurance for a month I am in the payroll and benefit system. I didn't want to say anything until they finished security clearance, but it's done now as is the Hair follicle drug testing. I mean who knows maybe Monday they take it all back and tell me to F off but as of right now I have insurance and I am waiting to get my start date. Hoping it's next Monday morning. It's a bit of a commute so will stay in an extended stay for training before it goes Hybrid. But it's a city there is plenty of food and gyms my training will not suffer. Kind of excited to get some new work clothes. 228lbs right now before bed. @Beefcake

So, when you ask who gives you insurance a month before you start a great company apparently this ain't Home Depot there is no wait they even gave me a non term life insurance policy. I feel respected and valued it's kind of cool. Thanks to everyone wishing me luck and congratulating me and fuck off to the haters

They are paying for a whole life policy or universal? I’m assuming you have the option to take it with you when you leave? If they don’t hire you do you still have the option to transfer it?

Very interesting that they put you on the insurance plan before you were hired and passed the background check, is that normal in this industry?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: chaos on August 07, 2022, 08:49:16 PM
I also have a dental and Vision card it's a good plan my deductible is 500 dollars and my copay is 25$ I selected their best plan but really have been feeling healthy. Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago. However, security clearance took a couple weeks. They didn't single me out they do an in depth Security clearance on everyone then hair follicle drug testing. They finished my clearance early last week then sent me for Labs mid-week. Obviously, I passed as I don't use recreational drugs (results came in Saturday) and now, I should get a start date Monday. However yeah, I have had insurance for a month I am in the payroll and benefit system. I didn't want to say anything until they finished security clearance, but it's done now as is the Hair follicle drug testing. I mean who knows maybe Monday they take it all back and tell me to F off but as of right now I have insurance and I am waiting to get my start date. Hoping it's next Monday morning. It's a bit of a commute so will stay in an extended stay for training before it goes Hybrid. But it's a city there is plenty of food and gyms my training will not suffer. Kind of excited to get some new work clothes. 228lbs right now before bed. @Beefcake

So, when you ask who gives you insurance a month before you start a great company apparently this ain't Home Depot there is no wait they even gave me a non term life insurance policy. I feel respected and valued it's kind of cool. Thanks to everyone wishing me luck and congratulating me and fuck off to the haters
How did you get insurance on 7/6/2022?

Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 07, 2022, 09:34:15 PM
How did you get insurance on 7/6/2022?

Quote from: bhank on Today at 07:48:35 PM
Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago.

Is this that couple thing again? When I say a couple weeks ago that doesn't necessarily mean 2. I got offer End of June and signed up for benefits they spent July doing the Security Clearance which is standard but is now complete. Should get start date this week. Again, not sure why me getting insurance and a decent Job seems to be so upsetting and unfathomable to everyone around here.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 07, 2022, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: bhank on Today at 07:48:35 PM
Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago.

Is this that couple thing again? When I say a couple weeks ago that doesn't necessarily mean 2. I got offer End of June and signed up for benefits they spent July doing the Security Clearance which is standard but is now complete. Should get start date this week. Again, not sure why me getting insurance and a decent Job seems to be so upsetting and unfathomable to everyone around here.


Most places won’t offer insurance until the background check has passed and even then there’s often a period before the benefits kick in unless you’re a vip hire. So the fact you’re saying you received insurance benefits a month before the background check passed is odd.

Do you get a car allowance or a company car? They wouldn’t had those out before you’ve passed the background check.

Also why are you up so late on a work night? Excited?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 07, 2022, 10:00:53 PM

Most places won’t offer insurance until the background check has passed and even then there’s often a period before the benefits kick in unless you’re a vip hire. So the fact you’re saying you received insurance benefits a month before the background check passed is odd.

Do you get a car allowance or a company car? They wouldn’t had those out before you’ve passed the background check.

Also why are you up so late on a work night? Excited?

Why are you up? I wasn't even going to mention it until someone said I was so poor I didnt have health insurance, so I mentioned I have it from new job and showed my card then you guys started this thread calling me a liar as always. Sorry I have health insurance
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 07, 2022, 10:05:11 PM
Why are you up? I wasn't even going to mention it until someone said I was so poor I didnt have health insurance, so I mentioned I have it from new job and showed my card then you guys started this thread calling me a liar as always. Sorry I have health insurance

It’s not even 10 where I’m at.

Why don’t you care if someone said you’re “poor” you’re not.

Don’t be sorry just answer the legit questions. You act like Getbig is being weird. You’re first person I’ve even known to get insurance from a company before they were hired.

What’s even stranger is that as a veteran/war hero who was injured you wouldn’t have lifetime VA benefits.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 03:13:16 AM
It’s not even 10 where I’m at.

Why don’t you care if someone said you’re “poor” you’re not.

Don’t be sorry just answer the legit questions. You act like Getbig is being weird. You’re first person I’ve even known to get insurance from a company before they were hired.

What’s even stranger is that as a veteran/war hero who was injured you wouldn’t have lifetime VA benefits.

I am a veteran and I have injuries I never claimed to be injured during service or a war Hero. I have never applied to the VA for anything. And why the interrogation and thousand questions?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 03:25:59 AM
I’m not sure he even worked there long enough to qualify for the Lowes insurance plan. Something is very odd about what bhanks has going on.

Bhanky starts his home depot/Lowes job in early June and one month later receives his insurance card. Timeline makes perfect sense. He obviously didn't quit the job, just said he did so we'd stop trolling him. Might just be doing it part time now.

He has his custody stuff with his ex and that's why he got and kept any old job.

He was also embarrassed by everyone calling him an unemployed loser, so he made up the current job in finance to save face and showed us his insurance card gained through home depot/Lowes. All the evidence is below.

Well I had a 9 hour workshift. I was planning to eat dinner and go to the gym but then right after I got home I got a call that my girlfriend had a flat tire. I then went and changed her tire at this point it was now almost 8pm and I had not eaten since lunch. So I ate dinner and did a short workout at home. Not everyone is single 80 living on a pension some of us have other commitments.
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=679341.0
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Why are you up? I wasn't even going to mention it until someone said I was so poor I didnt have health insurance, so I mentioned I have it from new job and showed my card then you guys started this thread calling me a liar as always. Sorry I have health insurance

I called his bullshit on the first page as it was classic Bhanky. His story is already unravelling. Columbo out
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Hulkotron on August 08, 2022, 03:48:59 AM
Solid detectivework by Flexacon
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 03:49:34 AM
Bhanky starts his home depot/Lowes job in early June and one month later receives his insurance card. Timeline makes perfect sense. He obviously didn't quit the job, just said he did so we'd stop trolling him. Might just be doing it part time now.

He has his custody stuff with his ex and that's why he got and kept any old job.

He was also embarrassed by everyone calling him an unemployed loser, so he made up the current job in finance to save face and showed us his insurance card. All the evidence is below.
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=679341.0
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680324.0;attach=1385681;image)

I called his bullshit on the first page as it was classic Bhanky. His story is already unravelling. Columbo out

Brilliant but wrong I quit Home Depot after a week and a half. My back did not like being on my feet all day. They don't even give you insurance until you have worked 90 days. Nothing wrong with Home Depot just wasn't for me. Again, no idea why this became a thread or why people are mad about it. I did not win the lottery.  I got a job with health insurance. It's great news but it is still a job I have to get up early and work. Apologies for finding one where I get to sit in a chair? And they still may say go to hell they completed my security and drug testing they could decide they don't like something. I was not trying to say anything until I started but was annoyed people were attacking me about health insurance and work when I was already in the onboarding process.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ChristopherA on August 08, 2022, 04:05:31 AM
It's sweet to get that initial drug screen out of the way right? Just clear out your system for a week, pass the piss test and go back to getting fucked up. Just don't be totally obvious about it Hanky. Don't be going into work all jacked up with your jaw detached like in the video you posted. They will def send you to get a random screen if they see that scene
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Royalty on August 08, 2022, 04:13:03 AM
Bhanky starts his home depot/Lowes job in early June and one month later receives his insurance card. Timeline makes perfect sense. He obviously didn't quit the job, just said he did so we'd stop trolling him. Might just be doing it part time now.

He has his custody stuff with his ex and that's why he got and kept any old job.

He was also embarrassed by everyone calling him an unemployed loser, so he made up the current job in finance to save face and showed us his insurance card gained through home depot/Lowes. All the evidence is below.
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=679341.0
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680324.0;attach=1385681;image)

I called his bullshit on the first page as it was classic Bhanky. His story is already unravelling. Columbo out

Excellent 💪


Never trust a 40-something human parasite, wanna-be bodybuilder, who is living with his mommy
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 04:13:16 AM
It's sweet to get that initial drug screen out of the way right? Just clear out your system for a week, pass the piss test and go back to getting fucked up. Just don't be totally obvious about it Hanky. Don't be going into work all jacked up with your jaw detached like in the video you posted. They will def send you to get a random screen if they see that scene

I passed a hair follicle drug test. I do not use recreational drugs not sure what part of that you can't get through your thick head.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 04:37:25 AM
Brilliant but wrong I quit Home Depot after a week and a half. My back did not like being on my feet all day. They don't even give you insurance until you have worked 90 days. Nothing wrong with Home Depot just wasn't for me. Again, no idea why this became a thread or why people are mad about it. I did not win the lottery.  I got a job with health insurance. It's great news but it is still a job I have to get up early and work. Apologies for finding one where I get to sit in a chair? And they still may say go to hell they completed my security and drug testing they could decide they don't like something. I was not trying to say anything until I started but was annoyed people were attacking me about health insurance and work when I was already in the onboarding process.

Just yanking your chain. You know you love it really. No homo
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: GymnJuice on August 08, 2022, 05:14:12 AM
Quote from: bhank on Today at 07:48:35 PM
Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago.

Is this that couple thing again? When I say a couple weeks ago that doesn't necessarily mean 2. I got offer End of June and signed up for benefits they spent July doing the Security Clearance which is standard but is now complete. Should get start date this week. Again, not sure why me getting insurance and a decent Job seems to be so upsetting and unfathomable to everyone around here.

Do you need this explained to you again?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 05:18:54 AM
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Employers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 05:41:44 AM
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Emlloyers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky

It's obvious what happened. The employer was so impressed by Bhankys CV and desperate to make sure no one else hired him that they put through his paperwork, contract, health insurance etc straight away after his interview, so they could "lock" him in.

I wouldn't be surprised if they'd already given him his pay check even though he hasn't put in any hours yet, just to keep him sweet. Bhanky being as wealthy as he is probably hasn't even noticed the change in his bank balance.

Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Spike on August 08, 2022, 05:44:52 AM
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Emlloyers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky


this

you'd have to be on payroll first - then you choose your plans and supplementals , 401k options

you would more than likely go thru and employee orientation before any of this shit - maybe get an intro packet

even doing government contract work - I still never signed up for benefits until my ass showed up and reported first day
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 08, 2022, 05:54:28 AM
I am shocked that some of you think our very own bhanks would lie!

SHOCKED!










 :D :D  ;D ;D
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 08, 2022, 06:00:01 AM

this

you'd have to be on payroll first - then you choose your plans and supplementals , 401k options

you would more than likely go thru and employee orientation before any of this shit - maybe get an intro packet

even doing government contract work - I still never signed up for benefits until my ass showed up and reported first day

100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 06:42:14 AM
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 06:44:45 AM
100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.

Bhanky thinks Getbiggers are dumb.

How wrong he is.

We is smart.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: robcguns on August 08, 2022, 06:46:12 AM
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.



Good for you Hankins. Enjoy the excitement.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 06:47:55 AM
Bhanky,

Just to make sure you understand...none of us want to buy life insurance from you.

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Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 06:48:10 AM
Bhanky thinks Getbiggers are dumb.

How wrong he is.

You guys are not dumb you are full on retarded but again today is a good day not even worried about it carry on telling yourselves whatever you want
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 06:55:56 AM
I am a veteran and I have injuries I never claimed to be injured during service or a war Hero. I have never applied to the VA for anything. And why the interrogation and thousand questions?


Why post your insurance card on a board full of strangers? And then be bothered when people question your behavior?

I know of plenty of vets who were “injured” while in the military the fact that you weren’t seems a pole surprising but what do I know.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 07:00:16 AM

We post your insurance card on a board full of strangers? And then be bothered when people question your behavior?

I know of plenty of vets who were “injured” while in the military the fact that you weren’t seems a pole surprising but what do I know.

Do you get a purple heart for dropping the general's coffee mug on your foot?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 07:04:54 AM
Do you get a purple heart for dropping the general's coffee mug on your foot?

Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 07:10:21 AM
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.

Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 07:12:40 AM
Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army

That's cool, Bhanky.

That must have sucked but you shouldn't have joined with those bad knees.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 07:13:39 AM
Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.

Bhanky,
Do you have security cameras installed in your house so you can watch?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 08, 2022, 08:26:28 AM
Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army

Navy Mike doesnt approve
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ChristopherA on August 08, 2022, 08:31:01 AM
100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.
I'm just a lowly plumber but every company I've ever worked for you had to be there 90 days for benefits to kick in
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 09:03:19 AM
Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.

Jesus man it goes hybrid remote after training and who said they were living rent free the kids work the fields and take care of the farm animals
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Gym-Rat on August 08, 2022, 09:11:27 AM
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.

Legit happy for you Brian! I hope it all works out...
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 09:14:04 AM
Jesus man it goes hybrid remote after training and who said they were living rent free the kids work the fields and take care of the farm animals

What fields? Have you been farming?

How many eggs are your chickens laying in a week?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Primemuscle on August 08, 2022, 09:23:22 AM
No need to comment. Your posts speak volumes.


I also have a dental and Vision card it's a good plan my deductible is 500 dollars and my copay is 25$ I selected their best plan but really have been feeling healthy. Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago. However, security clearance took a couple weeks. They didn't single me out they do an in depth Security clearance on everyone then hair follicle drug testing. They finished my clearance early last week then sent me for Labs mid-week. Obviously, I passed as I don't use recreational drugs (results came in Saturday) and now, I should get a start date Monday. However yeah, I have had insurance for a month I am in the payroll and benefit system. I didn't want to say anything until they finished security clearance, but it's done now as is the Hair follicle drug testing. I mean who knows maybe Monday they take it all back and tell me to F off but as of right now I have insurance and I am waiting to get my start date. Hoping it's next Monday morning. It's a bit of a commute so will stay in an extended stay for training before it goes Hybrid. But it's a city there is plenty of food and gyms my training will not suffer. Kind of excited to get some new work clothes. 228lbs right now before bed. @Beefcake

So, when you ask who gives you insurance a month before you start a great company apparently this ain't Home Depot there is no wait they even gave me a non term life insurance policy. I feel respected and valued it's kind of cool. Thanks to everyone wishing me luck and congratulating me and fuck off to the haters

I live on an overcrowded island and no primary care physicians are taking new patients. I also have no health insurance. The flem was green but is more yellow now. I have had a cough for 3 weeks it is in my chest. I took the weekend off lifting weights as I had my son. I was also stung by a stingray at the beach Saturday hurt like hell some kind of neurotoxin was very painful had to remove stinger pieces with tweezers from my ankle. Weight is down in the low 223-225ish range as not much appetite as the flem and snot is dripping into my stomach so really hoping to get better this next week. But regardless still a beast threw the kid into the stratosphere

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Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 08, 2022, 09:26:39 AM


More lies, from Half Truth Hankins
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: ChristopherA on August 08, 2022, 09:36:12 AM
It's like he forgets this stuff is all on here to go back and read.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 09:54:19 AM
Fellas he explained. He didn't want to jinx things, so was acting as if he had no job and healthcare. Bhanky is playing 4d chess with reality and us 2d thinkers are incapable of understanding the moves he making.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 09:55:37 AM
No need to comment. Your posts speak volumes.


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Fellas he explained. He didn't want to jinx things, so was acting as if he had no job and healthcare. Bhanky is playing 4d chess with reality and us 2d thinkers are incapable of understanding the moves he making.

A man who lives like he has no health insurance is a man who knows his limits.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 09:56:50 AM
Jesus man it goes hybrid remote after training and who said they were living rent free the kids work the fields and take care of the farm animals

You will be living with the chickens when you return and the only work the gf and kids are doing is working you.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 10:02:32 AM
Getbig is serious about the details.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 12:09:50 PM
No need to comment. Your posts speak volumes.


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I had the card I was under the understanding it went active when I started however when getbig had me check I realized it went active when I got it. Again anyway you assholes slice it I have a job and insurance. Its like you guys just want to argue
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: GymnJuice on August 08, 2022, 12:17:39 PM
I had the card I was under the understanding it went active when I started however when getbig had me check I realized it went active when I got it. Again anyway you assholes slice it I have a job and insurance. Its like you guys just want to argue

Are you new to the internet bro?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 12:45:23 PM
I had the card I was under the understanding it went active when I started however when getbig had me check I realized it went active when I got it. Again anyway you assholes slice it I have a job and insurance. Its like you guys just want to argue

Are you thanking us?

Why didn’t you agree that’s it’s strange you have insurance before you were even hired, because based on what you wrote here you were surprised that you’re covered.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 12:58:38 PM
Are you thanking us?

Why didn’t you agree that’s it’s strange you have insurance before you were even hired, because based on what you wrote here you were surprised that you’re covered.

why is the fuckifn sky blue Jesus fuckinf christ it never ends I have insurance from the job already  that I start Monday it’s not that strange i fully explained it a dozen time. again pount is I have a job and insurance but lets keep arguing about what day I informed getbig and why I didn’t mention it earlier so I could be I terogated early for fuck sake does it matter what day I get the card in the mail I got the fucking job
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 08, 2022, 01:02:32 PM
why is the fuckifn sky blue Jesus fuckinf christ it never ends I have insurance from the job already  that I start Monday it’s not that strange i fully explained it a dozen time. again pount is I have a job and insurance but lets keep arguing about what day I informed getbig and why I didn’t mention it earlier so I could be I terogated early for fuck sake does it matter what day I get the card in the mail I got the fucking job
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Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 01:03:57 PM
Clear as mud.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: deadz on August 08, 2022, 01:19:14 PM
Hank get fired yet..
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: joswift on August 08, 2022, 01:28:42 PM
Hank get fired yet..

he needs a job first.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: deadz on August 08, 2022, 01:31:18 PM
he needs a job first.
Right, fucking guy is a complete CLOWN!
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Hulkotron on August 08, 2022, 01:36:41 PM
he needs a job first.

 :D
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Flexacon on August 08, 2022, 01:47:16 PM
BHanky going away for "training" is actually him being sent away by the gf for rehab after failing yet another drug test.

The talk of him being on a tight budget is him laying the foundations for the lies he will tell after he shrivels up in rehab.

"I lost size because I couldn't afford enough food"

Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Rambone on August 08, 2022, 01:48:54 PM
I passed a hair follicle drug test. I do not use recreational drugs not sure what part of that you can't get through your thick head.

I’m upset Getbig missed this softball of a joke opportunity
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: wes on August 08, 2022, 01:53:16 PM
I hope Brian doesn`t have to be on his feet for more than an hour at a time.....that can be gruelling.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 02:09:55 PM
I hope Brian doesn`t have to be on his feet for more than an hour at a time.....that can be gruelling.

Today would be I am in real knee pain again today. Had to walk the dog this am, and it was rough. This is 3rd day of the knee issue was hoping would be better. I had planned to squat today as my elbow is not ready for upper body work. But knee is not ready today so it's looking like a forced rest and refuel day. But yeah, it's a financial analyst job I won't have to stand 5 minutes.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 02:10:43 PM
BHanky going away for "training" is actually him being sent away by the gf for rehab after failing yet another drug test.

The talk of him being on a tight budget is him laying the foundations for the lies he will tell after he shrivels up in rehab.

"I lost size because I couldn't afford enough food"

I am over 230lbs at this exact moment aint no one shriveling up over here speak for yourself
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 08, 2022, 02:12:01 PM
I’m upset Getbig missed this softball of a joke opportunity

I actually mulled over it for a little bit but ultimately decided it was too obvious, lol.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Lartinos on August 08, 2022, 02:33:55 PM
The knees hurts because of that one rep and because your body weight is over what your frame is meant to carry.

You need orthotics if you don’t have.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 02:45:07 PM
The knees hurts because of that one rep and because your body weight is over what your frame is meant to carry.

You need orthotics if you don’t have.

It was fine since then the knee just hurts sometimes more likely from walking 10 miles in DC
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 08, 2022, 02:51:23 PM
It was fine since then the knee just hurts sometimes more likely from walking 10 miles in DC

You should  warm up with hamstring curls first before any squats
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: GymnJuice on August 08, 2022, 03:08:32 PM
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Hi Biden
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 04:31:51 PM
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Beautiful
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Primemuscle on August 08, 2022, 04:35:35 PM
I had the card I was under the understanding it went active when I started however when getbig had me check I realized it went active when I got it. Again anyway you assholes slice it I have a job and insurance. Its like you guys just want to argue

So, in other words you are saying you can't read. The start date is printed on the card right above the status which is shown as active. Perhaps you can you explain why there is no member ID or group number on the card?

I for one am not interested in arguing with you. There seems to be some discrepancies here which I am sure you can easily clear up. In all the years I was employed by organizations that offered health insurance benefits, they never kicked in prior to my start date. In some cases, not until the probationary period was completed which was usually 90 days. With employer provided health insurance benefits the employer often pays the lion's share or part of the premiums, and the employee pays the rest. Either way you must admit getting benefits prior to you actually working there is highly unusual. 
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 04:40:33 PM
So, in other words you are saying you can't read. The start date is printed on the card right above the status which is shown as active. Perhaps you can you explain why there is no member ID or group number on the card?

I for one am not interested in arguing with you. There seems to be some discrepancies here which I am sure you can easily clear up.

No it is not on the card didn’t see active date until I looked at card online again not a scam actually have insurance and a job
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 04:43:04 PM
Also for the record aint no one shrinking over here

eature=share
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Primemuscle on August 08, 2022, 04:55:36 PM
No it is not on the card didn’t see active date until I looked at card online again not a scam actually have insurance and a job

Well then, congratulations are in order. When do you actually start working? Did you choose to print your own card or did they mail it to you? The card design reminds me of my State Farm auto insurance card which is printed on heavy paper stock with perforations around the wallet sized card. Maybe this is just a temporary card until the real one comes in the mail.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: bhank on August 08, 2022, 05:15:28 PM
Well then, congratulations are in order. When do you actually start working? Did you choose to print your own card or did they mail it to you? The card design reminds me of my State Farm auto insurance card which is printed on heavy paper stock with perforations around the wallet sized card. Maybe this is just a temporary card until the real one comes in the mail.

I have a very real perm card in my wallet that came in the mail again I have insurance
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2022, 05:25:58 PM
I have a very real perm card in my wallet that came in the mail again I have insurance

Wait, do you or don’t you have insurance?
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 08, 2022, 05:34:13 PM
I have a very real perm card in my wallet that came in the mail again I have insurance

I thought you were born in America and were in the army?

Why would you have A permanent resident card/green card
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: webstar on August 08, 2022, 05:37:47 PM
Also for the record aint no one shrinking over here

eature=share


Good call on going forward with the shaved head look.

Good look for the first day of work.

Rather then hanging on to scraps. You will show your employer you can make executive decisions.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: IroNat on August 08, 2022, 05:54:48 PM
Looking swole, Bhanky.

Your TRT is working.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: AbrahamG on August 11, 2022, 08:39:55 PM
Also for the record aint no one shrinking over here

eature=share

Big dude.  All the way.  Big dude.
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: michael arvilla on August 11, 2022, 08:46:25 PM
Almost looking like a bad ass now! ………….….. almost
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: AbrahamG on August 11, 2022, 08:47:51 PM
Almost looking like a bad ass now! ………….….. almost

Keep in mind Mike that this is merely his off season TRT look.  Wait until he does even a mini cycle.  I fear for Wes' mental health if Bhanks nabs a pro card before him. 
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: michael arvilla on August 11, 2022, 09:23:25 PM
Keep in mind Mike that this is merely his off season TRT look.  Wait until he does even a mini cycle.  I fear for Wes' mental health if Bhanks nabs a pro card before him.
Hmmmmmm Andrew Jacked Versus Brian “ the tank “ Hank! 🤘🤘
Title: Re: bhank just got a new job
Post by: wes on August 12, 2022, 12:11:06 AM
Keep in mind Mike that this is merely his off season TRT look.  Wait until he does even a mini cycle.  I fear for Wes' mental health if Bhanks nabs a pro card before him. 
You have to actually show up and compete in order to win one.      :D