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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1200 on: January 03, 2011, 10:51:00 AM »
Was on vaca for 11 days... Did 2 fifths of Tequila, drinks at bars, three 30 packs of beer, couple bottles of wine, etc.
(Drinks at peoples houses while visiting for holidays).
Time to clean up the liver now for a while, was on a slow suicide run there..

Nice.....sounds like a weekend bender for Clavin.... ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1201 on: January 03, 2011, 11:14:43 AM »
Was on vaca for 11 days... Did 2 fifths of Tequila, drinks at bars, three 30 packs of beer, couple bottles of wine, etc.
(Drinks at peoples houses while visiting for holidays).
Time to clean up the liver now for a while, was on a slow suicide run there..



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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1202 on: January 03, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »


One step on your way back :)
i meant to say i shot it...with a rifle....


only women should drink tequila....and only the stupid ones drink patron...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1203 on: January 04, 2011, 05:27:06 AM »
i meant to say i shot it...with a rifle....


only women should drink tequila....and only the stupid ones drink patron...

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Oh brother ::)

....a texan that doesn't drink tequila.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1204 on: January 04, 2011, 03:29:09 PM »


Oh brother ::)

....a texan that doesn't drink tequila.
only women in texas drink that shit......

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1205 on: January 05, 2011, 12:22:48 PM »
only women in texas drink that shit......

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1206 on: January 05, 2011, 01:05:55 PM »
Tequila's for men. Vodka and other sissy concoctions are for pussies.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1207 on: January 05, 2011, 01:17:40 PM »
Tequila's for men. Vodka and other sissy concoctions are for pussies.
tequila is totally a girl, and douchbag drink....

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1208 on: January 05, 2011, 01:27:51 PM »
Tequila's for men. Vodka and other sissy concoctions are for pussies.
Clavin wont like this, he survives on Vodka.  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1209 on: January 05, 2011, 01:28:24 PM »
I've never known a Texan who drank anything other than Bud heavy.

Clavin wont like this, he survives on Vodka.  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1210 on: January 05, 2011, 03:02:25 PM »
 >:( :-X ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1211 on: January 05, 2011, 04:55:09 PM »
I've never known a Texan who drank anything other than Bud heavy.

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then the only texans you have ever known were mexican.....cause only mexicans drink bud heavy here...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1212 on: January 06, 2011, 12:01:22 AM »
then the only texans you have ever known were mexican.....cause only mexicans drink bud heavy here...

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I'm thinking of opening up a beer drive thru here although they must be against the law in NC we dont have them. A nice damn convience in Texas. You hit the whataburger then the beer thru its all good.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1213 on: January 06, 2011, 05:43:30 AM »
I'm thinking of opening up a beer drive thru here although they must be against the law in NC we dont have them. A nice damn convience in Texas. You hit the whataburger then the beer thru its all good.

haha, too late sir.  They had have them now.  We had one in Sylva next to the college I went to, years ago.  It was set-up like a car wash and you just drove in with coolers full of beer on both sides.  Then some college hottie would fetch your beer for you.  Called it the "brew thru."  Although when in Fl we had one outside our base that we referred to as the "Drink and drive-thru."  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1214 on: January 06, 2011, 05:58:33 AM »
haha, too late sir.  They had have them now.  We had one in Sylva next to the college I went to, years ago.  It was set-up like a car wash and you just drove in with coolers full of beer on both sides.  Then some college hottie would fetch your beer for you.  Called it the "brew thru."  Although when in Fl we had one outside our base that we referred to as the "Drink and drive-thru."  ;D
I may have to ride up there oh wait I think Goodrum lives around there better stay away I guess.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1215 on: January 06, 2011, 05:59:06 AM »
I may have to ride up there oh wait I think Goodrum lives around there better stay away I guess.

He sure does.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1216 on: January 06, 2011, 06:44:18 AM »
Thank God for Show and Mr. N.


.....Looks like we goota bunch of prissy boy drinkers here on the Y ::)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1217 on: January 06, 2011, 07:36:56 AM »
Thank God for Show and Mr. N.


.....Looks like we goota bunch of prissy boy drinkers here on the Y ::)

Hey man, it ain't called "Mikes hard lemonade" for nothin'.....  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1218 on: January 06, 2011, 02:52:41 PM »
I'm thinking of opening up a beer drive thru here although they must be against the law in NC we dont have them. A nice damn convience in Texas. You hit the whataburger then the beer thru its all good.
my dad just opened a big ass bar....havent been yet.....dont know if he has either to be honest with you...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1219 on: January 06, 2011, 02:54:07 PM »
my dad just opened a big ass bar....havent been yet.....dont know if he has either to be honest with you...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1220 on: January 06, 2011, 03:41:28 PM »
my dad just opened a big ass bar....havent been yet.....dont know if he has either to be honest with you...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1221 on: January 06, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »
Are the chairs extra wide?
havent been yet.....i dont even know what its called.....my mom had it built, and she designed it...so its likely on the upscale side...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1222 on: January 07, 2011, 06:42:15 AM »
havent been yet.....i dont even know what its called.....my mom had it built, and she designed it...so its likely on the upscale side...

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Is it a place where real men go ???....you know,ones that drink tequila ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1223 on: January 07, 2011, 06:47:52 AM »


Is it a place where real men go ???....you know,ones that drink tequila ;D

i think "up-scale" in Texas means they serve Bud on tap..... ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #1224 on: January 07, 2011, 06:50:27 AM »
i think "up-scale" in Texas means they serve Bud on tap..... ;D



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