FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW!
Goodmorrow,
We need a serious intervention for Melvin. He's fallen off the deep end and making very unhealthy, terrible life choices. Smoking cigars, drinking wine and eating oso bucco is extremely bad for the arteries. From an inside source, I was told that Vince's waist is up to a 48. This is a serious red flag and if Vince doesn't have anyone close to him to wake him up he needs his friends here at GetBig to comfort him with tough love. Let's do this and surprise Vince with an "intervention thread". I know Vince G. and he will thank us when he gets help and cleans up.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!