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Re: Filthy one legged whore
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2007, 08:43:07 AM »
The whore quit after one day of practice ;D



"Heather quits dancing lessons after a day"


She'll be the next to drop out of Dancing With the Stars! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Heather quits dancing lessons after a day

Staff at a top London dance studio breathe a sigh of relief as Heather Mills quit the studio after just one day.

Sir Paul McCartney's ex had booked Pineapple Dance Studios in Covent Garden for this entire week to undergo secret practice sessions with top choreographers for Dancing With The Stars - but pulled out at the last minute.

During her one day in the posh London venue Heather insisted the blinds were always closed and was strict on security.

She didn't want anybody finding out she was there, especially after a disability campaign group attacked her this week for using her disabled parking badge even though she's taking part in a dancing show.
-whore

The former model, 39, also had staff on call at all times in case she needed anything so they're probably glad she's gone.

One onlooker said: "They hadn't seen anything like it since Madonna filmed a music video there last year. She was quite demanding."

But Heather didn't get off scott free - she has to fork out over £50 an hour for the entire week she booked for.

They also said: "Staff were left with no option but to hand her a bill for the entire week, even though she's not using the studio, which she agreed to pay without fuss."

Heather had also booked the studio for a big magazine photoshoot - but she has pulled out of that too.

Dancing With The Stars, the American version of Strictly Come Dancing, hits American screens on 27 March and the other celebs set to take part include former NSYNC member Joey Fatone, Beverly Hills 90210 actor Ian Ziering and singer Billy Ray Cyrus.

It's a mystery why Heather cancelled her bookings out of the blue. Perhaps it's the stress of her bitter divorce from Sir Paul.

She appeared in the High Court today, for the second day, to hear whether her allegations of physical and mental abuse can be used in their divorce battle.

Or maybe the thought of dancing on TV has only just hit her.

Yet just a couple of days ago she seemed confident saying: "I have no fear; I'm happy to be thrown around. It's very unlikely my leg's going to fly off, even though it'd be funny to knock one of the judges out. In my mad, crazy life, it's actually going to be great fun."

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Re: Filthy one legged whore
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2007, 11:09:36 AM »
Oh well, there's still the porn industry  :D

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Re: Filthy one legged whore
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2007, 11:14:12 AM »
Oh well, there's still the porn industry  :D

Yeah, fetish porn. :D I was wrong though, looks like the whore is gonna dance after all.
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New Kimbo fight bitches!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2007, 07:53:53 AM »


another one bites the dust....

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« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2007, 08:00:33 AM »
Not new  >:(

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Re: New Kimbo fight bitches!!!
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2007, 08:04:45 AM »
he fights some real scrubs.
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Re: New Kimbo fight bitches!!!
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2007, 08:08:48 AM »
Kimbo needs to fight a decent bruiser!  :)
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Re: New Kimbo fight bitches!!!
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2007, 05:48:10 AM »
Kimbo needs to fight a decent bruiser!  :)

Give it up...you're to old to fight... :D
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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2007, 12:17:55 PM »


Mike/Laura - you guys are PATHETIC!  You live and die based on the comments made by a bunch of faceless people on a message board...how sad.

If you get good comments, you're all smiles & joy.  If you get any comment that you perceive as bad, you MELT and threaten to leave GetBig ::)

Go ahead.  Go to your kiss-ass MD Board were you can perpetuate your delusions.  If you ever get an itch for a dose of truth, then stop on by here, where we will remind Mike that he is a bird-legged roid sponge who has spent his life chasing a dream of size.  And where we will remind Laura that she is an old cellulite riddled bag, with a developing man-face and nasty stretch marks. 

Just because you stepped on stage means nothing.  Anyone can do a show.  Just look at Vince G...ha ha ha!

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2007, 12:21:31 PM »
Geez a little harsh.......lol
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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2007, 12:24:45 PM »
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5269

Mike/Laura - you guys are PATHETIC!  You live and die based on the comments made by a bunch of faceless people on a message board...how sad.

If you get good comments, you're all smiles & joy.  If you get any comment that you perceive as bad, you MELT and threaten to leave GetBig ::)

Go ahead.  Go to your kiss-ass MD Board were you can perpetuate your delusions.  If you ever get an itch for a dose of truth, then stop on by here, where we will remind Mike that he is a bird-legged roid sponge who has spent his life chasing a dream of size.  And where we will remind Laura that she is an old cellulite riddled bag, with a developing man-face and nasty stretch marks. 

Just because you stepped on stage means nothing.  Anyone can do a show.  Just look at Vince G...ha ha ha!

Stop beating around the bush and get to the point....LOL!!

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2007, 12:28:40 PM »
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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2007, 12:35:24 PM »
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5269

Mike/Laura - you guys are PATHETIC!  You live and die based on the comments made by a bunch of faceless people on a message board...how sad.

If you get good comments, you're all smiles & joy.  If you get any comment that you perceive as bad, you MELT and threaten to leave GetBig ::)

Go ahead.  Go to your kiss-ass MD Board were you can perpetuate your delusions.  If you ever get an itch for a dose of truth, then stop on by here, where we will remind Mike that he is a bird-legged roid sponge who has spent his life chasing a dream of size.  And where we will remind Laura that she is an old cellulite riddled bag, with a developing man-face and nasty stretch marks. 

Just because you stepped on stage means nothing.  Anyone can do a show.  Just look at Vince G...ha ha ha!

Bump for the truth. Someone copy-paste the meltdown, I'm banned from MD.

Can't say I'm surprised those two twunts are crying about leaving. Get on with it!

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2007, 12:36:49 PM »
I have no problem with you guys going at Mike. But this is cheri's first crack at it. I thought that her transform was nothing short of exceptional. Give the girl a chance..she worked very hard for this. After with constant improvement the shy is the limit

keep in mind that she is 40+ with 2 kids.  I hope that wife at that stage has as good a body as she does.

I personally prefer fat mike, he was funnier and didn't take everything personal

Cheri is a good person, jokes around with us. Why pick on her?

she did what most of us don't have the courage to do! actually step up, got inshape and went on stage..major credit.  

it's easy to sit behind a computer while eating icecream and tear someone apart.  
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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2007, 12:38:14 PM »
Bump for the truth. Someone copy-paste the meltdown, I'm banned from MD.

Can't say I'm surprised those two twunts are crying about leaving. Get on with it!

Ditto!! I have been banned since inception............... ....haha great post salmon

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2007, 12:38:22 PM »
I have no problem with you guys going at Mike. But this is cheri's first crack at it. I thought that her transform was nothing short of exceptional. Give the girl a chance..she worked very hard for this. After with constant improvement the shy is the limit

keep in mind that she is 40+ with 2 kids.  I hope that wife at that stage has as good a body as she does.

I personally prefer fat mike, he was funnier and didn't take everything personal

Cheri is a good person, jokes around with us. Why pick on her?

she did what most of us don't have the courage to do! actually step up, got inshape and went on stage..major credit. 

it's easy to sit behind a computer while eating icecream and tear someone apart. 

Boofuckinghoo. You make it sound like she just cured cancer. How many times does someone want to be patted on the back for losing some weight and placing last at a show?

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2007, 12:42:05 PM »
I have no problem with you guys going at Mike. But this is cheri's first crack at it. I thought that her transform was nothing short of exceptional. Give the girl a chance..she worked very hard for this. After with constant improvement the shy is the limit

keep in mind that she is 40+ with 2 kids.  I hope that wife at that stage has as good a body as she does.

I personally prefer fat mike, he was funnier and didn't take everything personal

Cheri is a good person, jokes around with us. Why pick on her?

she did what most of us don't have the courage to do! actually step up, got inshape and went on stage..major credit. 

it's easy to sit behind a computer while eating icecream and tear someone apart. 

Good post, they are a bit sickly but she deserves credit for her achievement.

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2007, 12:45:40 PM »
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5269

Mike/Laura - you guys are PATHETIC!  You live and die based on the comments made by a bunch of faceless people on a message board...how sad.

If you get good comments, you're all smiles & joy.  If you get any comment that you perceive as bad, you MELT and threaten to leave GetBig ::)

Go ahead.  Go to your kiss-ass MD Board were you can perpetuate your delusions.  If you ever get an itch for a dose of truth, then stop on by here, where we will remind Mike that he is a bird-legged roid sponge who has spent his life chasing a dream of size.  And where we will remind Laura that she is an old cellulite riddled bag, with a developing man-face and nasty stretch marks. 

Just because you stepped on stage means nothing.  Anyone can do a show.  Just look at Vince G...ha ha ha!
thanks, they deserved it so much since so long...

it always made me laugh how you can drive em nuts just writting shit on some internet messageboards...
the most insecure couple ever.

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2007, 12:51:30 PM »
you cant blame mike for getting pissed that people are taling shit about his woman, whop here woudlnt

but on the other hand laura is brainless and brings on teh hate

i gotta thank him for getting her off getbig but it sux we lost him as well

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2007, 12:55:38 PM »
I have no problem with you guys going at Mike. But this is cheri's first crack at it. I thought that her transform was nothing short of exceptional. Give the girl a chance..she worked very hard for this.


WTF?

give a chance to who? Why?

"give a chance"? hello this bitch and her retarded roid monkey are the ones asking to be judged, or they wouldnt be posting their whole insignificant and uterrly insecure everywhere on the net!

We did not ask em to do it?

To be honnest WE DONT WANT TO SEE THESE TWO RETARDS PRETEND THEY RE THE SHIT CONSTANTLY ON OUR MESSAGEBOARD.

Nobody asked em anything.


They are the ones acting like they "deserve" congratulations because the retard went from being a bouncer to obtain a personal trainer cetificate (wow  ::) so fucking impressive) , and the other idiot who 's only pride is to have plastic boobs...

Hello ? how retarde can one be to admire these people?

Their life screams medicority, massive self esteem issues .

Their life is a train wreck, and painting it all over the internet wont make it any better..

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2007, 12:57:20 PM »
you cant blame mike for getting pissed that people are taling shit about his woman, whop here woudlnt

but on the other hand laura is brainless and brings on teh hate

i gotta thank him for getting her off getbig but it sux we lost him as well

Dude's got to get over it, it's GetBig and it's the internet, Mike has been posting on here long enough to know the repercussions, I could understand if she was an innocent by stander, but for God's sake almost every post or thread they made included a pic, it was rediculous!!

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2007, 12:58:12 PM »
Looks like BerzerkFury > The Arvillas.

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2007, 12:59:49 PM »
well they were "special guest" anyways ::)

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2007, 01:06:14 PM »
Quote from: Laura Hanson;98661
Thanks guys.

I don't understand why Ron let's those idiots carry on the way they do.

I wasn't upset at the postings. I really don't care what those particular kids have to say. I was pissed that Hedgehog stickied it just because he knew it would cause controversy. I am also a mod there and I would NEVER allow such disrespect of a fellow mod like that.

Anyway, thank you for the nice words and I know I'm far from perfect, but that's what keeps me working towards the next show...the fact that I'm not perfect.

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WTF is Cheri Lane on about?






Two things:

1. Nice meltdown (as usual). 8)

2. Nice transformation, in fact, awesome. You looked like a couch potato two years ago, not a muscle in sight, just lost a lot of weight. Good to see your transformation being done natural, unlike all the she-males in fitness these days. What you obviously don't have upstairs, you more than make up for with great bodybuilding genetics.

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Re: Ha ha ha! Meltdown of all meldowns...ROTFLMAO!!!
« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2007, 01:07:31 PM »
cheri lane looked good
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