Man i really fucked up

[The Heckler]

Man im goin through it with my girlfriend......i argued with her and punched the fuckin wall...what a dumbass...




Man this shit hurts

hahaha, I hope you at least got a good shot in to her face 

[Option D]

yo im back...on beer number 6..i went and got bacardi also...but im not sure my stomach can take that these days...sucks i didnt get to train chest today...and BTW thanks got cheering the kid up....i hate this shit.... i went out of town this weekend to bang an ex...but my current was on my mind the whole time.

[Option D]

no offense dude...but Karmas a bitch.

tell me about it...i knew when it happend this was god teachin me a lesson..but its been months already...lesson learned...sort of

i'm a plain Budweiser guy myself.

Try the bud ice...same strength...real smooth

Maybe she's a player too, LOL!

I see...karma...

if shes cheating leave the bitch

yeah...i know...i aint got hard proof but game recognize game.....

hahaha! now you gotta fix the wall tomorrow.

well the wall is brick so im cool (meaning i dont have to fix it, im drinkin so i wont feel it)...but i did slam the door open and the door knob went through the wall...

[Option D]

Well, at least you aren't like Derek and saying it was some dudes face.

Seriously though man... on the relationship ladder, it looks like this:


|_____Good Relationship____|
|______No Relationship_____|
|_____ Bad Relationship_____|



Just walk away man... It's not healthy for you, or your fist.

yeah im no lying sack of shit.. i thought you guys were gonna rip me for this though...but i guess everyone goes through shitty relationships..oh ...need beer number 7

[Debussey]

yeah im no lying sack of shit.. i thought you guys were gonna rip me for this though...but i guess everyone goes through shitty relationships..oh ...need beer number 7

1: Deep breaths.
2: Put on some calming jazz
3: Close your eyes, and to nothing except rethinking your life and where it is headed.

4: Thank me later. 

[SS]

omfg! you punched a brick wall!.... hahahaha you crazy fucker!

[Option D]

omfg! you punched a brick wall!.... hahahaha you crazy fucker!

yeah....dry wall wouldnt do nothin to my hand....

[drkaje]

Why would you even care if she was fucking around?

[gtbro1]

my ex wife took a pizza i was cooking out of the oven and threw it at me a few years ago, we got divorced a couple of weeks later.

sarcasm on his diet...everything reminds him of food.

[gtbro1]

Try the bud ice...same strength...real smooth

BUD ICE is quite a bit stronger than Budweiser..it's like 5% alc. by volume.

[bigmc]

my ex wife took a pizza i was cooking out of the oven and threw it at me a few years ago, we got divorced a couple of weeks later.

no suprises that your eating habits caused your divorce

bet you tried to catch that pizza in your mouth

[jaejonna]

Big Mal..... be easy bro, you might want to take a hit of that ish , nah mean.....when wifey be buggin, I roll one up and let the haze take over son..

[Sir William Idol]

hahah, monogamy with one girl plus the stress you're having must suck



last weekend i went out in scottsdale and slept with a different girl each night, 21 and 20 years old, respectively

[drkaje]

hahah, monogamy with one girl plus the stress you're having must suck



last weekend i went out in scottsdale and slept with a different girl each night, 21 and 20 years old, respectively

You're right. Medical school is a relationship pressure-cooker.

[Option D]

You're right. Medical school is a relationship pressure-cooker.

well thats winding down....actually...well my first year is done...its tough but cool...and btw guys im feelin much better, the meltdown i had last night was fuckin awful...i punched the shit out of the wall..paying for it now....knuckes are fucked

[the shadow]

you should have punched your girlfriend instead..

[Debussey]

you should have punched your girlfriend instead..

This comes from a little virgin boy.

Ohh, the irony

[Option D]

you should have punched your girlfriend instead..

we were on the phone and were having a yelling match...and the closest thing was a wall...

[tu_holmes]

you should have punched your girlfriend instead..

Retarded for you to say that.

[gtbro1]

  I prefer punching the truck over the wall...I can fix dents but not bones.

[Option D]

How old are you big_mal?

il be 25 may 3

[Option D]

I will try to beat your 29 chicks before 25  .

Im not bragging...but that was lowballin and that was in 2 years....my numbers are way higher than that lifetime...but it isnt cool man..that shit catches up to you.

[Option D]

You are a legend. Hopefully I will reach your level of pimpage in the future  .

LOL dude remember thats a double edged sword..but i think thats my calling....i see that i cant be with someone exclusivley

[MinuteMan]

wow what a tough guy

[Option D]

wow what a tough guy

epic search for attention...i gotcha...i see you..