Kitchen skills highly underrated - got a buddy who married a chick who can't make toast if her life depended on it....she is useless. To say his quality of life is suffering is a severe understatement.
You mean like Kanye said "...you don't read da cookbook, you just look at the pictures..."
I had a crush on a gurl like that, swore up and down she was the shit, but she couldn't boil water, she also had no concept of time...burning shit up causing the smoke alarms to go off.