...but i won't.
I'll just go to burger king i think. maybe finish off that bag of tostitos. smoke two packs of cigarettes.
rub my gut. come on here. give training advice. make fun of someone's physique.
have some coffee cake, probably eat the rest of it too. there's about 1/2 lb left.
jerk off. watch tv. look up diet plans online. pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.
come back on here. call someone out. make up some story about how i fucked a model today. go outside, stare down my persian neighbor. consider calling immigration on him. can't stand his hook nose.
look up racist jokes online. tell them to people, follow up with "just kidding".
go to my fantasy football website, readjust my lineup for the 40th time this week, post on the forum that i'm better than peyton manning and that no one should start white wide receivers, unless its' kevin curtis, who has a bye week anyways.
look up porn. look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song.
what do you plan on doing today?
Well, I already lifted this morning... back day... got two meals in, and came on here and stated trolling. I don't like burger king, I don't have any tostitos in my house and don't smoke.
I might rub my abs later... I don't really have a "gut" like Squadfather does. I don't give training advice except maybe to Onlyme since in his case it's a matter of life and death. I almost certainly will make fun of someone's physique, if I haven't already.
I won't eat coffee cake, but will probably have some coffee... maybe even some ephedrine if I feel like it.
I may jerk off. Might even do it twice. TV sucks, so no point in watching it. look up diet plans online to pass on to onlyme and squadfatter. pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, and stare in awe and amazement at how big it is.
come back on here. call someone out. make up some story about how Avidan fucked 20 models at the O. Go outside, stare down my persian neighbor... oh, wait a minute, my neigborhood is all white. Okay... get in my BMW, drive to a poor section of town, find some persian and stare him down, consider calling immigration on him. can't stand his hook nose.
look up racist jokes online. tell them to people, follow up with another racist joke.
Laugh at people who go to fantasy football websites and readjust their lineups for the 40th time this week then post a bunch of shit on the forum, since spectator sports suck anyway and real men participate in activities, they don't watch them.
look up porn, post it on getbig. look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song... oh, wait a second, why the fuck would I do that, I don't play an instrument.
What do the rest of you plan on doing today?
