Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize. 
Why apologize?
Have you ever realized that fat people call themselves happy and funny and get fatter and fatter
OR
Whine about being fat and eat to kill their sorrow off.
Either way they can eat more.
I'd say this society has really bad issues with all these fatasses. The only way to kill it off is by starting in school. Fat kids need counseling and good eating habits punched into their brains.
These kids have to realize that their own parents are fat and that this is not an achievable goal or normal.
