i'd feel better if i could lay my head on someones lap and get my tummy rubbed. Muse, oh muse???
that and you don't smell as nice as she does
thanks i shave and shower and put on your favorite after shave and this is how you treat me ....monster...
sorry pookie, but sometimes the truth hurts. Kinda like seeing Gaurdian squating on a baseball bat
wow why you would want a mental image of Guardian on a baseball bat is to use a word gross...i think your fever is back you need to go lay down...
I call first dibs on spanking Wankerina for her birthday
How about my vote, bitches!
i would vote for you but you would have to say "im a pretty little girl and the philadelphia eagles are going to win the super bowl..."
Sure. Right after you pledge your allegence to the Dallas Cowboys (America's team) and sing "I'm a little tea cup" in your pretty Sunday dress with a cute little hat sporting pink ribbons.
i'm still feeling crappy, but the fever is gone