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Title: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 07, 2006, 07:02:59 PM
Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

(Note Groom's Footwear)


(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/9a179c0a.jpg)

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/ae769cba.jpg)

Last, the cute couple (note bride's footwear)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/885fdd6d.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/923fa465.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/78d9f6f7.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed5.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed6.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed7.jpg)

I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!

I can only imagine what their baby will look like!


 ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: alexxx on August 07, 2006, 07:12:27 PM
Congratulations knny thats a step up from a man and a step down from sanity.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 07, 2006, 07:13:25 PM
Do you think shes retarded or just ugly?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: scooter on August 07, 2006, 07:53:47 PM
WTF?? nice shoes
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 08, 2006, 03:07:45 AM
That is the funniest thing i've ever seen, fcuking quality ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Nordic Superman on August 08, 2006, 03:13:34 AM
Looks like tingnting and xLinda made up and got married! :-*
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 08, 2006, 03:23:18 AM
Looks like tingnting and xLinda made up and got married! :-*
HAHAHA...If you ever need a trainig partner on your dead-lifting day's, give my bitch a call.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Nordic Superman on August 08, 2006, 03:35:43 AM
You look ripped to the bone tingnting! Is it the crystal meth/cocaine diet that allows you to carry so much mass whilst being sooooo fucking ripped? ??? :-*
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 08, 2006, 08:44:30 AM
You look ripped to the bone tingnting! Is it the crystal meth/cocaine diet that allows you to carry so much mass whilst being sooooo fucking ripped? ??? :-*
You want to go out with me, don't you..? :-* :-*
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 08:51:19 AM
the ass grab picture looks like she just unhinged her jaws and is eating her prey...
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: LLES on August 08, 2006, 08:53:01 AM
Congrats Knny, hope you &  your bride have many happy years together. On a side note, for the love of God, DO NOT reproduce.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 08:57:59 AM
Congrats Knny, hope you &  your bride have many happy years together. On a side note, for the love of God, DO NOT reproduce.

thanks mang.....


isn't she a hottie?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 08, 2006, 09:08:31 AM
Ignorance is bliss, and these are the pix that prove it.   ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 08, 2006, 09:09:00 AM
The dude is wearing some busted up old trainers. Must of come straight from work.





isn't she a hottie?
Who wouldn't poke that after a bell-full of beer...? I know i would :P :P
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 09:11:45 AM
how drunk would you have to be to want to see the beast naked?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 08, 2006, 09:20:04 AM
But really look at these 2.  They are perfect for eachother.  He is in complete ecstacy and the pix show it, and she has a walking erection that will never call her a fat pig or turn her down for sex.  Good for them both.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 09:21:29 AM
But really look at these 2.  They are perfect for eachother.  He is in complete ecstacy and the pix show it, and she has a walking erection that will never call her a fat pig or turn her down for sex.  Good for them both.

Mr happy ending...need more rage less nice Guardian...
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 08, 2006, 09:24:20 AM
What can I say, I'm in a good mood today.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 09:29:27 AM
What can I say, I'm in a good mood today.

Your funny looking and your mothers a whore...still in a good mood..:)
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 08, 2006, 09:30:17 AM
Yep  ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 09:32:00 AM
Yep  ;D

damm, ok you love to rollerblade and watching sex in the city makes you cry..anything yet?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 08, 2006, 09:47:15 AM
damm, ok you love to rollerblade and watching sex in the city makes you cry..anything yet?

Hey now you're pushing it  ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 09:57:12 AM
how drunk would you have to be to want to see the beast naked?

you think he's riding that.....or do you think she likes to be on top?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 10:14:11 AM
you think he's riding that.....or do you think she likes to be on top?

If she was on top he would die. but as it is is going to be teeter totter sex.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 08, 2006, 10:16:06 AM
If she was on top he would die. but as it is is going to be teeter totter sex.

I don't know.....but the lil fella looks like he can hold his breath for a long time
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Always Sore on August 08, 2006, 10:20:04 AM
I don't know.....but the lil fella looks like he can hold his breath for a long time

He would need a suit like this to go down on that white whale..

(http://teacherweb.com/CA/SantaBarbaraJuniorHighSchool/Kluss/1935_dressingAPlaDiver.jpg)
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 09, 2006, 01:50:32 AM
Two people could fcuk her at the same time, & still never meet..!
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: tingnting on August 09, 2006, 01:58:11 AM
She's so fat her blood type is 'Ragu'...!
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: LLES on August 09, 2006, 09:40:12 AM
Two people could fcuk her at the same time, & still never meet..!






When I was a kid I worked with this guy clearing land (Jeez, it sucked). Anyway his wife was one of the fattest heifers I have ever seen & he wasn't much bigger than the guy in the photo.She use to show up at the job site & he would proudly exclaim(& he was serious)," Here she comes boys,350lbs of pure woman(at about 5'3-5'4) & she's all mine". At which point they would grope each other & suck face.It was completely disgusting :-X  She use to ride next to him in the truck & her ass would take up the whole front seat except where he was sitting.Funny thing is, she actually left him for another skinny guy a few years later.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 09, 2006, 09:57:10 AM
no offense to the brothers out there......


but why do skinny brothers love big fat women?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: LLES on August 09, 2006, 10:05:20 AM
Maybe its the mother/child deal.You know, he feels safe & secure wrapped in her? Displaced womb feelings. Or maybe he like searching her fat folds & see what's in there. Ok, I'm grossed out for the rest of the day  :P
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Faust on August 09, 2006, 10:08:08 AM
This is like, totally cool.

Love is blind!
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Deedee on August 09, 2006, 10:15:07 AM
Okay so it's a slow work day... so I polled three women I work with -  if you were stuck on a desert island with the groomsmen party, which one would you choose to pair yourself up with?  Unanimously, we all chose the one on the far right, although the second from the left showed potential except it looks like he smokes.   :P
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Al-Gebra on August 09, 2006, 11:14:06 AM
no offense to the brothers out there......


but why do skinny brothers love big fat women?

i've never understood it . . .

Once I was at a bachelor party where we onducted an impromptu poll w the assistance of alcohol, and all respondents agreed that heavier women were less accommodating (in terms of vaginal capacity) than skinny women . . . seems counterintuitive, but that was our experience.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Camel Jockey on August 09, 2006, 12:16:27 PM
Opposites attract!
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: LLES on August 09, 2006, 01:16:48 PM
You think they honeymooned down at the local truck stop at the hotel that gives hourly rates?  Vibrating beds,ect.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: buffbodz on August 10, 2006, 10:04:56 AM
Hope they have a nice big 2 bedroom, at least, trailer.  Wait till he gets a look at the grocery bill :-\
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 10, 2006, 10:37:50 AM
Okay so it's a slow work day... so I polled three women I work with -  if you were stuck on a desert island with the groomsmen party, which one would you choose to pair yourself up with?  Unanimously, we all chose the one on the far right, although the second from the left showed potential except it looks like he smokes.   :P

Wow....you mean the little kid wasn't picked?

 ;D
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: LLES on August 10, 2006, 01:18:18 PM
Hope they have a nice big 2 bedroom, at least, trailer.  Wait till he gets a look at the grocery bill :-\





From the looks of it ,they won't be spending any money on such necessity  like toothpaste or dental floss. :-X
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: onlyme on August 11, 2006, 01:47:19 AM
Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

(Note Groom's Footwear)


(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/9a179c0a.jpg)

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/ae769cba.jpg)

Last, the cute couple (note bride's footwear)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/885fdd6d.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/923fa465.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/78d9f6f7.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed5.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed6.jpg)(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/new187/wed7.jpg)

I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!

I can only imagine what their baby will look like!


 ;D


their first child
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Hugo Chavez on August 11, 2006, 02:08:39 AM
They look very happy ;)
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Deedee on August 11, 2006, 07:14:39 AM
no offense to the brothers out there......
but why do skinny brothers love big fat women?

Here's a good reason to go out and have a double cheeseburger and chocolate shake... :P

Hunger dictates who men fancy
By Michelle Roberts
Health reporter, BBC News

Hungry men were attracted to heavier women
How full a man's stomach is can dictate the type of woman he will fancy, UK research suggests.

A study of 610 male university students found those who were hungry were attracted to heavier women than those who were satiated.

The hungry men also paid much less attention to a woman's body shape and regarded less curvy figures as more attractive.

The study appears in The British Journal of Psychology.



Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 11, 2006, 09:04:38 AM
Here's a good reason to go out and have a double cheeseburger and chocolate shake... :P

Hunger dictates who men fancy
By Michelle Roberts
Health reporter, BBC News

Hungry men were attracted to heavier women
How full a man's stomach is can dictate the type of woman he will fancy, UK research suggests.

A study of 610 male university students found those who were hungry were attracted to heavier women than those who were satiated.

The hungry men also paid much less attention to a woman's body shape and regarded less curvy figures as more attractive.

The study appears in The British Journal of Psychology.





Since i eat all the time & never hungry....


I like skinny women?
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: Deedee on August 11, 2006, 09:18:50 AM
Since i eat all the time & never hungry....
I like skinny women?

You tell us Knny...  :)
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 11, 2006, 09:56:05 AM
You tell us Knny...  :)

Honestly...I have no "preference" per se.

Never had two previous relationships with the same type of body.  Makes it more interesting that way.


Just not into big women though.  Like the girls..in these photo's just don't do it for me.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: buffbodz on August 12, 2006, 10:27:54 AM
He would need a suit like this to go down on that white whale..

(http://teacherweb.com/CA/SantaBarbaraJuniorHighSchool/Kluss/1935_dressingAPlaDiver.jpg)

Plus a 2X4 strapped to his ass so he doesn't fall in.  Just in case he finds the right wrinkle.
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: xxxLinda on August 12, 2006, 11:11:52 AM
thanks, knny, for this, It made me chuckle for more than a few days.

so lovely, funny and...

It looked like an "only in America" story, but I think these two are happy.  Do you know them?  family or anything???  kidding

kisses
xL
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 12, 2006, 11:29:57 AM
thanks, knny, for this, It made me chuckle for more than a few days.

so lovely, funny and...

It looked like an "only in America" story, but I think these two are happy.  Do you know them?  family or anything???  kidding

kisses
xL

I think the dude & you have something share something in common.....like dental hygiene
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 12, 2006, 11:57:55 AM
take a deep breath DS
Title: Re: Wedding of the year....
Post by: knny187 on August 12, 2006, 03:58:34 PM
The Groom's name is Jimmy....his little brother is the best man.  They're moving out of his parents basement to a trailer down by the river