Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin...

[herne]

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[tommywishbone]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

[hardgainerj]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

theyre all johns

[joswift]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

insider knowledge of peace...

[tres_taco_combo]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

please add these to Urban Dictionary

[Kwon]

SCHMEVICKIN'?



How the hell do you know this Tommy?

[herne]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

Thanks for the clarification!

[Primemuscle]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

Did you invent this word? I found no definition for this term with this spelling, even in the urban dictionary. It's no big deal though, just curious.

[Taffin]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

Thanks for the clarification TW...

So...

Ahem..  what's the term for a pretty big guy - hmmm, let's say around 6'1" and 240 (sucking his ab in) who enjoys 'touching' big FEMALE bodybuilders..?  (Although admittedly not as much as he used to..)

Asking for a friend...

[herne]

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[harmankardon1]

Arnold had amazing skin

never any zits, hair, golden tan, looked healthy

Yeah he did, it really added to his overall great look.

[Skeletor]

Jeremy Clarkson filming?

[harmankardon1]

Is IFBB/NPC head honcho Jim Manion a schmoe?  A closet schmoe?    Here, with Canadian pro Regan Grimes:

I've had many a post at md deleted for suggesting this.... Lol

[AbrahamG]

I've had many a post at md deleted for suggesting this.... Lol

We've discussed it before, but those guys are pussies over there.

[mphgrove]

People!  You're getting confused. Let me clarify this...

Schomoe or Schmoein'... Is when a normal small GUY wants to hang around, touch, cuddle, have sex, etc with a big MALE bodybuilder.

Shmevick or Shmevicking... Is when a normal or small GUY wants to cuddle, touch or get beat-up by a big FEMALE bodybuilder.

They ain't the same thing, but they sort of are.

Thank you. Carry on fine citizens.

I don’t agree with the above. It was always my understanding that the term schmoe initially referred to a male who worshipped and wanted to be being dominated by a female bodybuilder. The applicability to the male bodybuilding scene came later as people became more openly aware of the male bodybuilder schmoes.   Do some of the old timers here agree?

[harmankardon1]

We've discussed it before, but those guys are pussies over there.

 

[6 Reps]

I don’t agree with the above. It was always my understanding that the term schmoe initially referred to a male who worshipped and wanted to be being dominated by a female bodybuilder. The applicability to the male bodybuilding scene came later as people became more openly aware of the male bodybuilder schmoes.   Do some of the old timers here agree?

I don’t know the origin.

[6 Reps]

Contest promoter schmoes:

[6 Reps]

Supplement schmoe:

[6 Reps]

Weigh-in schmoe:

[6 Reps]

Synthol schmoe:

[6 Reps]

I honestly do not know what kind of schmoe this is.  Requires matching and same size outfits schmoe?

[Flexacon]

I honestly do not know what kind of schmoe this is.  Requires matching and same size outfits schmoe?

Looks like Xfactor upped the dose..

[mphgrove]

Synthol schmoe:

Rude awakening for the synthol man above in weird color shirt when he wakes up and realizes that’s what he’s most likely to pull with those biceps.

[herne]

Jeremy Clarkson filming?

Looks like him!