Author Topic: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin... (Read 341894 times)

Primemuscle · « **Reply #1125 on:** April 05, 2020, 02:01:53 PM »

Quote from: mphgrove on April 05, 2020, 01:35:37 PM

Rude awakening for the synthol man above in weird color shirt when he wakes up and realizes that’s what he’s most likely to pull with those biceps.

Or when he wakes up and realizes the synthol leaked out all over his bed. Can you imagine the stink of rancid oil?

herne · « **Reply #1126 on:** May 05, 2020, 01:42:39 AM »

Kwon · « **Reply #1127 on:** May 05, 2020, 03:23:10 PM »

hardgainerj · « **Reply #1128 on:** May 05, 2020, 09:45:31 PM »

is the pec-buttrfly still schmoing?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #1129 on:** May 06, 2020, 01:57:13 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 05, 2020, 03:23:10 PM

Looks like an ad from a Swedish dating site.

herne · « **Reply #1130 on:** May 24, 2020, 05:00:07 PM »

herne · « **Reply #1131 on:** May 24, 2020, 05:06:18 PM »

Rambone · « **Reply #1132 on:** May 25, 2020, 03:45:41 AM »

Quote from: herne on May 24, 2020, 05:06:18 PM

A much safer form of schmoerotic asphyxiation shown here. A defeated schmoe lays lifeless and embarrassed while gasping for air all while obtaining the hardest erection of his life. This is the schmoe equivalent of chasing the dragon. God bless all of the humiliated schmoes out there who made the ultimate sacrifice in pursuit of the ultimate orgasm.