I heard a funny joke today thread...

[xxxLinda]

heard a good one?  I need a laugh...

I've got a totally unPC one which I'm not sure I ought post, but I will anyways.  Tell me if you think it's racist or something, or just delete it.  I thought it was funny(ish.


50 years ago, when 10 white men chased a black man, they called it the KluKluxKlan.  Nowadays they call it the US Open.


It's an English joke, okay?
xL

I'll come up with a better joke in a minute, I promise...

But please post me one or two American ones?

[xxxLinda]

To get to middle of the road?

xL

[24KT]

Ok Linda if it's unPC you want:

Y'all know the world is all upside down don'tcha?. I mean... look at the evidence.

The world's best golfer is... a Black guy
The world's best rapper is... a White guy
The French are calling the Americans arrogant,
...and Germany doesn't want to go to war?!    HELLO! 

[xxxLinda]

But an Argentinian won the US Open.  (My Unc Alan won $250 on a £5 bet on that).  I loved the name Angel and he bet on him.

Today it's ladies day at Royal Ascot.  I'll fetch a good joke for you for later...  It'll probably be a nag joke I'll hear next.


Get that silly mad old hat out?

Happy Summers Day
xL


yep, I had about 3 hours sleep again last night.  Everything sounds funny today.

[xxxLinda]

xL

upside down world:

[xxxLinda]

Wifey says to Hubby:  Do you like this hat?  Does it make my head look big?  Does it match my shoes?

Hubby says, putting his top hat on:  Put a paper bag over it, or a bin bag, it's gonna rain.



xL