- Obama is so brilliant that he drastically cut spending by increasing spending....wait...What??
- Obama is the King of Courtesy...when meeting the Emperor of Japan and the King of Saudi Arabia, he bent down to make sure their shoelaces weren't untied....how thoughtful!
- Obama wisely ended the wars in the Middle East. How? By starting a war in Libya. Except it wasn't a war, but "kinetic military action," which sounds a lot smarter than "starting a war."
- Obama is like Jackie Robinson of the presidency......except things were a LOT harder for Obama than they were for Robinson.
- "Yes We Can!" Can we do it? YES! Who is Going to Do It? WE! And what Can We Do? UNKNOWN....so it's whatever you think.
- He was taught Christianity values for over 15 years in a Chicago Church about the CIA crack-cocaine conspiracy, the evils of American, and the problems with honkies.
- The movie Zero Dark Thirty is not about SEAL Team Six(which doesn't even exist......duh!), but about how Obama entered some compound and broke Osama Bin Ladin's neck with his bare hands. To prove how modest of a man he is, he quietly dumped the body of bin Ladin into the ocean where it was never seen by anyone. Obama's platter of accomplishments was already overfilling, why put one more on it?