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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: _aj_ on October 11, 2015, 06:00:38 AM
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http://smileshappen.org/wyoming-man-found-with-30-eyeballs-in-his-anal-cavity/
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What the actual fuck...
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“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”
Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”
“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”
He forms a cogent case... for a guy with a butt full of cow eyeballs.
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I bet he's seen some shit.
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Jackass outtake.
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I hear they all had brown eyes.
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He won't be having dinner guests anytime soon.
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I bet he loved the soup specials at The Temple of Doom cafe.
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Were any of them vissys?
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If you stare into the ass, the ass stares back at you.
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So this what they mean by having eyes in the back of your head.
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I bet he loved the soup specials at The Temple of Doom cafe.
(http://www.theraider.net/films/todoom/gallery/dvdscreenshots/368.jpg)
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What is his GB handle?
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What is his GB handle?
I'd say shizzo since he seems like the type of guy that would shove cow eyes up his ass in the hopes of seeing himself take a shit......but the cognitive and well rounded argument he presented says otherwise......
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How does one even find something like this on the interwebs? :-\
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I'd say shizzo since he seems like the type of guy that would shove cow eyes up his ass in the hopes of seeing himself take a shit......but the cognitive and well rounded argument he presented says otherwise......
You seem very knowledgeable for a 2015 join date and so few posts
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You seem very knowledgeable for a 2015 join date and so few posts
If it quacks like a duck.....?????
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How does one even find something like this on the interwebs? :-\
Welcome to The Jungle. May I take your coat?
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Muslim Migrants Demand Sex: “Problem, problem problem here (points to groin) Balls is very big”
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Muslim Migrants Demand Sex: “Problem, problem problem here (points to groin) Balls is very big”
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Needs to stay in hospital for three days to find out he is horny
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Brown eye?
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An everyday Getbigger activity...
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Brown eye?
Stink Eye! :D
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How does one even find something like this on the interwebs? :-\
Google alerts. Keywords "eyeballs, ass, white people"
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I bet he's seen some shit.
Did not go unnoticed, sir. Very nice.
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He forms a cogent case... for a guy with a butt full of cow eyeballs.
Lol, he says that they are good for erectile dysfunction which he is currently battling. Which means that they are not working!!!!
Let me guess, he got the whole animal parts are good for erectile dysfunction from some Asian culture, possibly China?
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I hear they all had brown eyes.
6/10
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6/10
Will that be the Raven record this season? :-X
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Poor guy. He's never even had a chance in this world.
The rest of the employees are shoving ribeye steaks down their pants and this limp stick is cramming 30 eyeballs in his anus.
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Will that be the Raven record this season? :-X
soooooooooooooooooo predictable like I stated
goes through ignore mode
then
into semi serious posts mode
then
into thinking he is funny mode
then
into blaming other people mode
then
into full meltdown mode
then there will be a lull for a few days and repeat
I called it to the T in another thread
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Poor guy. He's never even had a chance in this world.
The rest of the employees are shoving ribeye steaks down their pants and this limp stick is cramming 30 eyeballs in his anus.
Funny shit!
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He forms a cogent case... for a guy with a butt full of cow eyeballs.
I thought the same thing!
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His case falls apart once in his car he decides to keep the eyeballs up his ass
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His case falls apart once in his car he decides to keep the eyeballs up his ass
I'm going to disagree, I'm assuming it was a painstaking process where he delicately set each eyeball in place, that started on his first 15 minute break, consumed most of his lunch and used his last break to get the last ones in place.
This was no in and out job Army. This unfortunate soul had to spend his whole day being uncomfortable as he maneuvered around and held conversations with coworkers while he held those fragile eyeballs in their place. Dude had to go the entire day without breaking wind, let alone having a bathroom break.
Once he was out of the plant he couldn't just pull them out in his car while in the parking lot, where he could be accused of stealing or at some random gas station bathroom, what if someone came into the next stall, or banged on the door disrupting his concentration. You ever see the floor of a truck stop bathroom, those places are filthy. There's no way I'd be willing to eat an eyeball that fell on that disgusting floor.
No these had to be removed in the confines of a safe, sanitary and familiar place. I'm willing to bet he went with his bathtub or straddled the soup cauldron itself for extraction. There was a tremendous amount of suffering to claim this glorious prize.
But I'm sure it was worth it to get those delicious eyeballs home safely.
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Maybe he was an eyeball smuggler ???
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I'm going to disagree, I'm assuming it was a painstaking process where he delicately set each eyeball in place, that started on his first 15 minute break, consumed most of his lunch and used his last break to get the last ones in place.
This was no in and out job Army. This unfortunate soul had to spend his whole day being uncomfortable as he maneuvered around and held conversations with coworkers while he held those fragile eyeballs in their place. Dude had to go the entire day without breaking wind, let alone having a bathroom break.
Once he was out of the plant he couldn't just pull them out in his car while in the parking lot, where he could be accused of stealing or at some random gas station bathroom, what if someone came into the next stall, or banged on the door disrupting his concentration. You ever see the floor of a truck stop bathroom, those places are filthy. There's no way I'd be willing to eat an eyeball that fell on that disgusting floor.
No these had to be removed in the confines of a safe, sanitary and familiar place. I'm willing to bet he went with his bathtub or straddled the soup cauldron itself for extraction. There was a tremendous amount of suffering to claim this glorious prize.
But I'm sure it was worth it to get those delicious eyeballs home safely.
Beautiful imagery with this wonderful imagining of his day, I bow to your knowledge of such matters.
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Beautiful imagery with this wonderful imagining of his day, I bow to your knowledge of such matters.
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His case falls apart once in his car he decides to keep the eyeballs up his ass
...now there is another good point.....