Greg needs to get that house a Cornicello to wear -
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The turtle's real and pissed off. I won't bag on Greg too much, he's like 60, and that's multiple generations of stuff in there. He just needs to whittle it down.
The girlfriend's wigs made me laugh, there's probably a trunk full of sex toys hiding out there also. Bet they're into some stuff - "Put the blue wig and the Janet Jackson hat on, and blow me!" .