Nancy Pelosi DENIED

[Primemuscle]

Big deal.  Trump is the fucking idiot.  Mr. art of the deal can't build a wall for 2 years while having complete control of everything, and so he shuts down the government after Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh make fun of him for making a deal to keep it open.  What a pussy. 

Big ego's are very delicate and hungry.

[Primemuscle]

This is fucking brilliant. This is from one of the responses from a Daily Caller Post...a play on “Palumboism”?


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it’s surface, without impeding it’s ongoing decay.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

Clever...yet completely worthless.

[Primemuscle]

Yeah they're pretty big, I'd say definitely D Cup material  

[deadz]

Trump 2020.

[Primemuscle]

Trump 2020.

The most unlikely things are possible. The more Trump reveals his true colors, the more colorblind some people become.

[Dieter]

The top photo is the original, the bottom one is the shopped one. She had a wardrobe malfunction in the House Chambers and they shopped in the extra fabric to preserve her modesty. True story

[Dokey111]

funny, I didn't used to like her...

[pellius]

The most unlikely things are possible. The more Trump reveals his true colors, the more colorblind some people become.

What policies do you think Hillary would have enacted to make the country better?

[Agnostic007]

What policies do you think Hillary would have enacted to make the country better?

Not being a dickheaded douche would really have been all she needed to do to improve upon Trump. Not have a twitter account wouldn't have hurt either   

[Coach is Back!]

Not being a dickheaded douche would really have been all she needed to do to improve upon Trump. Not have a twitter account wouldn't have hurt either   

So you care more about what he says than what he has done. Great logic.

[Agnostic007]

So you care more about what he says than what he has done. Great logic.

Poor understanding on your part

[pellius]

Not being a dickheaded douche would really have been all she needed to do to improve upon Trump. Not have a twitter account wouldn't have hurt either   

Really? Remember when ISIS was in the news every day marauding, destroying, and conquering more of Iraq every passing day? Lowest unemployment in almost 50 years.
Unemployment among Blacks and Hispanics the lowest in history. Opened up ANWR, and approve the Keystone and Dakota pipeline making us the largest oil producer for the first time ever. Withdrew from the Paris Climate accord where we would have to pay for everything whereas China and Russia gets a pass. Finally, keep our word and move the Embassy to Jerusalem. Finally, taking immigration seriously.

And this may seem meaningless to people's day to day lives but there are people I personally know whose wages went from 11-12 dollars an hour to 15 dollars. That makes a real difference to ordinary working folk. And I know this is not a positive for you, but getting conservative judges on the Supreme court is going to be one of his most lasting and positive legacy of his presidency. The very real possibility that he may replace Ruth Ginsburg will save our country for another generation from the Liberal/Leftist onslaught.

None of this would have happened with Hillary. But I expected a response not so much of anything positive Hillary would have done but just not having Trump because he's personally offensive to so many.   

[funk51]

Poor understanding on your part

[The Scott]

Poor understanding on your part

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe that which isn't true and the other is to refuse to believe what is true.  That pretty much sums up the Democratic credo.

For liberals, nothing is so easy as self-deceit. 

[mazrim]

Poor understanding on your part

Not really. You literally just posted that that was all she needed to do. She could continue to be weak, destroy the economy, etc. and it is all ok because she isn't a meanie (which isn't true anyway).

[Agnostic007]

Not really. You literally just posted that that was all she needed to do. She could continue to be weak, destroy the economy, etc. and it is all ok because she isn't a meanie (which isn't true anyway).

Not really.. Policies come and go. They are overturned as you have seen if your eyes are opened from Administration to Administration. America goes on. But having a buffoon moronic idiot who can't NOT take the bait and shows how stupid he is at every turns just continues to destroy America's legacy. Hamberders anyone?  

[Kwon]

Trump is doing great things for America.


Killary would not have.

[JustPlaneJane]

Not being a dickheaded douche would really have been all she needed to do to improve upon Trump. Not have a twitter account wouldn't have hurt either   

If Hillary was POTUS, North Korea would have bombed Guam or Hawaii.

ISIS would be twice as strong.

The economy would be in the dumps.

The border would be open and America would be overrun with illegals.

The liberal left would be at war with the Police, military, Jews, and White males.

[Agnostic007]

If Hillary was POTUS, North Korea would have bombed Guam or Hawaii.

ISIS would be twice as strong.

The economy would be in the dumps.

The border would be open and America would be overrun with illegals.

The liberal left would be at war with the Police, military, Jews, and White males.

classic example of Right wing bullshit

[JustPlaneJane]

classic example of Right wing bullshit

If you want to juxtapose Hillary as POTUS, just picture Nancy Pelosi as President.

Hillary would make the complete failure Obama presidency look like the Reagan administration.

[The Scott]

classic example of Right wing bullshit

Easy there Fidel...Your loneliness is justified and deserved.  Even a hypocrite with the best intentions is still a hypocrite.  And a traitor.  Fuck your noise.  You've earned it.

You pathetic, weak willed, pusillanimous IOL. 

[Agnostic007]

Easy there Fidel...Your loneliness is justified and deserved.  Even a hypocrite with the best intentions is still a hypocrite.  And a traitor.  Fuck your noise.  You've earned it.

You pathetic, weak willed, pusillanimous IOL. 

At least you didn't say anything about banging your mother. I suppose it is an improvement.

[Agnostic007]

If you want to juxtapose Hillary as POTUS, just picture Nancy Pelosi as President.

Hillary would make the complete failure Obama presidency look like the Reagan administration.

Let me just zero in.. Do YOU think at this time North Korea would have bombed Guam? If not, then you agree with me. If so, then you are as delusional as the person who posted that nonsense

[JustPlaneJane]

Let me just zero in.. Do YOU think at this time North Korea would have bombed Guam? If not, then you agree with me. If so, then you are as delusional as the person who posted that nonsense

I believe that had Hillary Clinton been elected POTUS, the country would have had the weakest, most corrupt, and most incompetent leader in history.

And every enemy of the United States would have been more than emboldened to take advantage of that.

The only way I see her having kept North Korea from running completely roughshod over her would be to bribe them. Like Obama did with the Iranian mullahs.

[Conker]

I believe that had Hillary Clinton been elected POTUS, the country would have had the weakest, most corrupt, and most incompetent leader in history.

And every enemy of the United States would have been more than emboldened to take advantage of that.

The only way I see her having kept North Korea from running completely roughshod over her would be to bribe them. Like Obama did with the Iranian mullahs.

yeh because n korea has a long history of "running roughshod" over other nations. look how many bombs they've dropped on other nations in the last 60 years.

yet another brain dead yank