Author Topic: Congratulations on 20,000 posts, Wes! (Read 7607 times)

cephissus · « **on:** August 19, 2012, 08:18:00 PM »

One for each birthday?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:22:42 PM »

One for each hair that is no longer on his head

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:24:46 PM »

One for each time he oiled up, donned the thong and posed for other men to stare at?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:30:36 PM »

Happy birthday, Wes! Turkey & fireworks for everyone!

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:32:52 PM »

One for each Geritol shake he's mixed

Krankenstein · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:33:39 PM »

One for each Centrum Silver and Viagra cocktail

booty · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:34:26 PM »

One for each time fish lips latched onto his ****.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:42:17 PM »

One for each time he rinsed his beef

Big N · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:43:54 PM »

Quote from: chaos on August 19, 2012, 08:24:46 PM

One for each time he oiled up, donned the thong and posed for other men to stare at?

Lol

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:44:21 PM »

One for each time he went to dinner for the early bird special

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:45:34 PM »

Congrats!

TEAM NOGGIN!

Secret Stack · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:45:44 PM »

He is still currently sitting on 19999 but i wish to ask him a question.

how does he get his ''' to look slanted when he types something like doesn't or couldn't.
These --> '''' come out all slanted and shit in his posts and it has always fucked with my head.

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Secret Stack on August 19, 2012, 08:45:44 PM

He is still currently sitting on 19999 but i wish to ask him a question.

how does he get his ''' to look slanted when he types something like doesn't or couldn't.
These --> '''' come out all slanted and shit in his posts and it has always fucked with my head.

Maybe it`s your eyes?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:47:22 PM »

One for each time he walked into an antique shop and they tried to sell him

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:49:15 PM »

Once for every time he started a sentenced with "in my day........."

cephissus · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:51:23 PM »

Quote from: Secret Stack on August 19, 2012, 08:45:44 PM

He is still currently sitting on 19999

way to blow the punchline

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:52:16 PM »

One for every line the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on his face

chaos · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:52:34 PM »

One for each time he spit his coffee out while reading getbig?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:56:47 PM »

One for every time he did the knuckle shuffle at WYHI threads

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:59:51 PM »

One for every time he's injected himself.

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:02:32 PM »

One for each piece of glitter on his next thong.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:03:23 PM »

Congratulations Wes!

On a side note:
I would have had well over 30,000 at this point if half of the threads I post in were not so wantonly deleted. So Wes might be in the 20,000 plus range as well.

booty · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:03:54 PM »

One for each egg white, wes has eaten.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:04:01 PM »

One for each centimeter past his knees his balls hang (no homo)

tu_holmes · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:16:08 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 19, 2012, 09:03:23 PM

Congratulations Wes!

On a side note:
I would have had well over 30,000 at this point if half of the threads I post in were not so wantonly deleted. So Wes might be in the 20,000 plus range as well.

This is true... A lot of posts get removed around here for some reason.