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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on January 14, 2017, 03:26:56 PM
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http://www.pressunion.org/financial-adviser-ejaculated-coworkers-drink-bottle-found-guilty-assault/
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I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
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I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
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"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"
I hope she helped him with that.
La victim:
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who here
has not cum
in a bottle
of water
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I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?
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White woman, US courtroom.
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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.
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Its ths shit like several years old?
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White woman, US courtroom.
That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.
Of course it was a white woman. Just another ethnic sex crime against white woman. The ethnics looovvveee them white girls. Love them so much they will do anything. Rape is one of their most popular expressions of interest.
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I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?
Shizzo would never complain, had it happened to him.
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Epic chick
"Here, jerk it in my water so I can see if it tastes similar to what I had at work"...
Yup, tastes the same... Thanks.
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Then she sued the business he was part of and laughed all the way to the bank. Wonderful country America.
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This has happened over 5 years ago.
Has anyone the name of that prostitute co-worker?
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Jeez.
The guy got 6 months in jail for that.
Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.
She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.
When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.
They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.
I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.
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White woman, US courtroom.
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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.
is this that ugly frog eyed mutt that Hollywood is trying to convince us is attractive?
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Will they welcome him in prison with a good ole bukake in the men's shower?
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wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with? ???
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Can someone please bail me out?
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Its ths shit like several years old?
Yeah. Lincoln shot.
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Its ths shit like several years old?
Yeh, Titanic hits iceberg.
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White woman, US courtroom.
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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.
As well he should,disgusting Mexican fuck.
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Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple. They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination. If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.
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wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with? ???
fukk off you mindless idiot
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Jeez.
The guy got 6 months in jail for that.
Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.
She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.
When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.
They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.
I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.
Spoken like a rapist. Scumbag.
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Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple. They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination. If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.
well, he was guilty of the crime...
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Bad lawyer. There's a simple defense. "You don't drink my load. You chew it."
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This means I could've gotten in trouble for cranking it out in shake machine at Mickey Dees?
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well, he was guilty of the crime...
If he would've simply wined and dined her... gotten her drunk, she would have been more than happy to swallow his load... no lawsuit, nothing illegal.
ALL women are whores and all of them have their price, remember that.
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I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?
LMAO.
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The semen invaded her safe space.
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:P
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It should've been Peter North with the water bottle...the chick would've drowned in dna gravy.
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"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"
I hope she helped him with that.
La victim:
(http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/lk2jzb-lk2jy703sperm.0422.ks.jpg) (http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/lk2nbv-lk2nb212sperm.0422.ks.jpg)
She looks like dim wit twit ...that I'd analyze faster then Shizzo could swallow
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:P
So what the actual f**k is going on there? Please tell me that's not really happening.......
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I'm too fucking classy to jizz in a water bottle. I typically do it in bottles of fine wine or champagne.
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So what the actual f**k is going on there? Please tell me that's not really happening.......
Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry. :D
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I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum. :-X I think it might be because I gave up sweets? ???
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Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum. :-X I think it might be because I gave up sweets? ???
It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel.
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Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry. :D
LOL @ 'Horse c0ck whisperer' ;D
What has really forced me to consider the unthinkable, is that as someone who grew up next to a farm, without wishing to be too lurid I know for a fact that she's got the colour of her 'shake' spot on. So either she's done her research, or.... well, I suppose the alternative only begs one question - body temperature or chilled?
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Shizzo never complained when it happened to him.
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It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel.
Have you notice your cum is sweeter after you eat certain things?
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"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".
Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away. She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.
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"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".
Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away. She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.
Yep. Outed.😃
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