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Title: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 14, 2017, 03:26:56 PM
http://www.pressunion.org/financial-adviser-ejaculated-coworkers-drink-bottle-found-guilty-assault/
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Eric2 on January 14, 2017, 03:35:27 PM
I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Simple Simon on January 14, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
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Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Moontrane on January 14, 2017, 06:07:08 PM
"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"

I hope she helped him with that.

La victim:

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Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Maddy on January 14, 2017, 06:21:15 PM


who here
has not cum
in a bottle
of water
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Taffin on January 14, 2017, 07:11:06 PM

I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?

Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Slapper on January 14, 2017, 07:53:01 PM
White woman, US courtroom.

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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Nails on January 14, 2017, 08:08:25 PM
Its ths shit like several years old?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 14, 2017, 08:29:46 PM
White woman, US courtroom.



That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

Of course it was a white woman.  Just another ethnic sex crime against white woman.  The ethnics looovvveee them white girls.  Love them so much they will do anything.  Rape is one of their most popular  expressions of interest.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 15, 2017, 05:56:08 AM
I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?

Shizzo would never complain, had it happened to him.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Army of One on January 15, 2017, 06:04:16 AM
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Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 15, 2017, 06:18:23 AM
Epic chick
"Here, jerk it in my water so I can see if it tastes similar to what I had at work"...

Yup, tastes the same... Thanks.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 15, 2017, 06:57:18 AM
Then she sued the business he was part of and laughed all the way to the bank.  Wonderful country America.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 15, 2017, 07:30:50 AM
This has happened over 5 years ago.

Has anyone the name of that prostitute co-worker?

Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 15, 2017, 07:33:33 AM
Jeez.

The guy got 6 months in jail for that.

Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.

She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.


When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.

They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.

I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.

Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Simple Simon on January 15, 2017, 07:33:36 AM
White woman, US courtroom.

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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

is this that ugly frog eyed mutt that Hollywood is trying to convince us is attractive?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 15, 2017, 08:00:47 AM
Will they welcome him in prison with a good ole bukake in the men's shower?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: BodyMachine on January 15, 2017, 08:35:50 AM
wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with?  ???
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Yamcha on January 15, 2017, 09:44:15 AM
Can someone please bail me out?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: FREAKgeek on January 15, 2017, 09:45:59 AM
Its ths shit like several years old?

Yeah. Lincoln shot.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Kwon on January 15, 2017, 09:50:01 AM
Its ths shit like several years old?

Yeh, Titanic hits iceberg.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: robcguns on January 15, 2017, 10:22:18 AM
White woman, US courtroom.

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That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

As well he should,disgusting Mexican fuck.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 15, 2017, 11:24:53 AM
Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple.  They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination.  If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 15, 2017, 12:43:37 PM
wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with?  ???

fukk off you mindless idiot
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 15, 2017, 12:44:36 PM
Jeez.

The guy got 6 months in jail for that.

Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.

She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.


When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.

They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.

I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.



Spoken like a rapist.  Scumbag.

Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 15, 2017, 01:16:06 PM
Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple.  They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination.  If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.

well, he was guilty of the crime...
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Tapeworm on January 15, 2017, 03:46:45 PM
Bad lawyer.  There's a simple defense.  "You don't drink my load.  You chew it."

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Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: rocco-x on January 15, 2017, 04:02:47 PM
This means I could've gotten in trouble for cranking it out in shake machine at Mickey Dees?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 15, 2017, 04:10:45 PM
well, he was guilty of the crime...

If he would've simply wined and dined her... gotten her drunk, she would have been more than happy to swallow his load... no lawsuit, nothing illegal.   

ALL women are whores and all of them have their price, remember that.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: falco on January 19, 2017, 06:10:51 AM
I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?



LMAO.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: falco on January 19, 2017, 06:16:26 AM
The semen invaded her safe space.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: _bruce_ on January 19, 2017, 06:26:51 AM
 :P
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: rocco-x on January 19, 2017, 06:57:19 AM
It should've been Peter North with the water bottle...the chick would've drowned in dna gravy.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Howard on January 19, 2017, 09:32:32 AM
"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"

I hope she helped him with that.

La victim:

(http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/lk2jzb-lk2jy703sperm.0422.ks.jpg) (http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/lk2nbv-lk2nb212sperm.0422.ks.jpg)

She looks like dim wit twit ...that I'd analyze faster then Shizzo could swallow
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 09:55:16 AM
:P

So what the actual f**k is going on there?  Please tell me that's not really happening.......
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 19, 2017, 09:58:49 AM
I'm too fucking classy to jizz in a water bottle.  I typically do it in bottles of fine wine or champagne.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: _bruce_ on January 19, 2017, 12:25:35 PM
So what the actual f**k is going on there?  Please tell me that's not really happening.......

Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry.  :D
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: HTexan on January 19, 2017, 12:55:31 PM
I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.
Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum.  :-X I think it might be because I gave up sweets? ???
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 19, 2017, 01:11:29 PM
Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum.  :-X I think it might be because I gave up sweets? ???

It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel. 
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2017, 06:07:55 PM
Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry.  :D


LOL @ 'Horse c0ck whisperer' ;D

What has really forced me to consider the unthinkable, is that as someone who grew up next to a farm, without wishing to be too lurid I know for a fact that she's got the colour of her 'shake' spot on.  So either she's done her research, or.... well, I suppose the alternative only begs one question - body temperature or chilled?

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Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2017, 06:10:11 PM
Shizzo never complained when it happened to him.

Edit.
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: HTexan on January 19, 2017, 06:10:30 PM
It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel. 

Have you notice your cum is sweeter after you eat certain things?
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 19, 2017, 06:47:31 PM
"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".


Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away.  She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.


Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: FREAKgeek on January 20, 2017, 01:21:50 PM
"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".


Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away.  She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.



Yep. Outed.😃
Title: Re: Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle
Post by: Slapper on January 21, 2017, 07:51:14 AM
:P

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