Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle

[FitnessFrenzy]

Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple.  They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination.  If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.

well, he was guilty of the crime...

[Tapeworm]

Bad lawyer.  There's a simple defense.  "You don't drink my load.  You chew it."

[rocco-x]

This means I could've gotten in trouble for cranking it out in shake machine at Mickey Dees?

[Mr Anabolic]

well, he was guilty of the crime...

If he would've simply wined and dined her... gotten her drunk, she would have been more than happy to swallow his load... no lawsuit, nothing illegal.   

ALL women are whores and all of them have their price, remember that.

[falco]

I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?

LMAO.

[falco]

The semen invaded her safe space.

[_bruce_]

 

[rocco-x]

It should've been Peter North with the water bottle...the chick would've drowned in dna gravy.

[Howard]

"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"

I hope she helped him with that.

La victim:

She looks like dim wit twit ...that I'd analyze faster then Shizzo could swallow

[Taffin]

So what the actual f**k is going on there?  Please tell me that's not really happening.......

[El Diablo Blanco]

I'm too fucking classy to jizz in a water bottle.  I typically do it in bottles of fine wine or champagne.

[_bruce_]

So what the actual f**k is going on there?  Please tell me that's not really happening.......

Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry. 

[HTexan]

I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.

Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum.  I think it might be because I gave up sweets?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Does that work? My GF says my cum is salty, and not sweet anymore. I'm taking her word for it, I'm not tasting cum.  I think it might be because I gave up sweets?

It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel. 

[Taffin]

Seems this is the newest fitness fad - "Horse Cock Whisperer" post workout shakes may soon revolutionize the industry. 

LOL @ 'Horse c0ck whisperer'

What has really forced me to consider the unthinkable, is that as someone who grew up next to a farm, without wishing to be too lurid I know for a fact that she's got the colour of her 'shake' spot on.  So either she's done her research, or.... well, I suppose the alternative only begs one question - body temperature or chilled?

[AbrahamG]

Shizzo never complained when it happened to him.

Edit.

[HTexan]

It's your own cum. What's the big deal? Spread it on toast or a bagel. 

Have you notice your cum is sweeter after you eat certain things?

[Pray_4_War]

"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".


Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away.  She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.

[FREAKgeek]

"She discovered a strange taste that she belived was semen".


Ha ha, this nasty bitch knew the taste of jizz right away.  She's so familiar with the taste of cum that she could identify it even though it was diluted.

Yep. Outed.😃

[Slapper]