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Title: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Cap on November 10, 2006, 01:22:54 PM
I'm watching Kindergarten Cop right now.  "It's not a TUMOR!"  Post your favorite.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: loco on November 10, 2006, 01:32:11 PM
From Commando: "Remember when I told you that I was going to kill you last?....I lied."
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: figgs on November 10, 2006, 01:32:31 PM
"IT'S NOT A TUMA!!!"

"Cookies?"

"Who told you you can eat my cookies?!"

"Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!"

"Stop whining!"

"Oh yes, you have a very wet pussy!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: kh300 on November 10, 2006, 01:36:21 PM
Democrats should stop acting like girlie men
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: body88 on November 10, 2006, 01:37:13 PM
"Its like im cumming"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: KTMckay on November 10, 2006, 01:48:18 PM
where did the wet pussy line come from??

and its not a line but when he knocks out the camel in conan the barbarian it makes me wanna piss with laughter.
also when he knocks out the horse in the destroyer.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: davidpaul on November 10, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
HEY BENNET, ILL BE BACK
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: El_Spiko on November 10, 2006, 01:53:50 PM
Running Man
"I'll be back!"
"Only in the reruns kid"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: The Squadfather on November 10, 2006, 01:54:55 PM
Running Man
"I'll be back!"
"Only in the reruns kid"
i can't believe you're back, did you see the thread about you?
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: amc1980 on November 10, 2006, 02:12:02 PM
Predator:

"Stick around!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: nukkaready on November 10, 2006, 02:15:41 PM
"Let's bust a move" from the Terminator show at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: The Master on November 10, 2006, 02:19:39 PM
"Concider this a divorce"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: WOOO on November 10, 2006, 02:20:56 PM
"Let's bust a move" from the Terminator show at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL.

anything he says in bad spanish
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Playboy on November 10, 2006, 02:25:06 PM
I'm watching Kindergarten Cop right now.  "It's not a TUMOR!"  Post your favorite.
Conan the Barbarian:
"Crush enemies, see them driven before you and lear the limitations of women."

PB
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: carvedoutofwood on November 10, 2006, 02:30:26 PM
Conan the Barbarian:
"Crush enemies, see them driven before you and lear the limitations of women."

PB

monster misquote....

this thread is funny, cause i think arnold ONLY has one liners.... even in real life...
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 02:35:30 PM
Conan the Barbarian:
"Crush enemies, see them driven before you and lear the limitations of women."

PB

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women."
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Army of One on November 10, 2006, 02:36:50 PM
Raw Deal (SUCH AN UNDERRATED ARNOLD MOVIE HIS  2nd HIGHEST DEATHTOLL TO COMMANDO IN MY OPINION)

After Arnolds wife, while sipping wine, throws a cake she just made at Arnold.

"You should not drink and bake"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Snotroot on November 10, 2006, 02:49:25 PM
I'm comin for you murdoc!
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 02:50:25 PM
".....and I didn't think it was a whale's dick honey."
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Army of One on November 10, 2006, 02:51:28 PM
"But Joe its so BIG!!There must be another way I can get to the top in the bodybuilding world!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: tommywishbone on November 10, 2006, 02:56:26 PM
"Fcuk Off Azzhole"  -Terminator
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: vinnyvee on November 10, 2006, 03:13:52 PM
I read somewhere along the yrs about a posedown w/Sergio I think and while taking a breather Sergio said.."Looks like were all wrapped here" and Arnold said..."Keep looking!"
If true,,,,,that is a monster one liner!!! ;)
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: davidpaul on November 10, 2006, 03:37:27 PM
Running Man
"I'll be back!"
"Only in the reruns kid"

i would just like to remind my fellow getbiggers that el spiko is a proud young homosexual.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 03:47:08 PM
the wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill

Arnold; yah, but when he vants dah food, it's there!
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: HERACLES on November 10, 2006, 03:56:46 PM
"SO I am cumming at the gym when i work out, then I cum at home , so actually im cumming all day!"

hahaha, hes insane in that interview.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 10, 2006, 04:02:00 PM
"Cromm" or the even funnier "Cromm!!!"

I don't know if I spelled it right but you should know what it's from ;D

I just love his expression when he sas it too ;D
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Royalty on November 10, 2006, 04:56:20 PM
"The only thing bigger than your belly is your mouth!"

Arnold speaking to Mike Mentzer backstage at the 1980 Mr Olympia (MUSCLE WARS; Rick Wayne)
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 04:57:14 PM
best line used ON him

"don't worry, no one will look at the legs!"
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Post by: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 06:19:30 PM
Running man:
"Im going to take my fist and ram it into your stomach and break your SPINE!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 10, 2006, 07:20:10 PM
"See your enemies crushed before you, and hear the lamentations of the women"

Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Earl1972 on November 10, 2006, 08:56:15 PM
the most underrated one liner is from "total recall" when he drills that sledgehammer in to Benny and he screams out "SCREW YOU"

also when that computer of him talking to himself before his memory was erased got shot up and it kept repeating "get ya ass to mars, get ya ass to mars, get ya ass to mars"

E
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: chris2489 on November 10, 2006, 09:44:33 PM
Hercules In New York: "I do nots care abouts ze zundaboats"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: swoody on November 11, 2006, 02:05:04 PM
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women."


That one's CLASSIC.  How bout...

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

In almost every single one of his movies he says either, "Get down!" or "Do it NOW!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Miss Karen on November 11, 2006, 04:29:19 PM
When Arnold 1st started someone told him his name was no good he said "I want my name to take up the whole screen"I am not going to change my name.Good move Arnold.
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: MasterJoey on November 11, 2006, 05:51:11 PM
From Red Heat:
Arnold: Do you know Miranda?
Duochebag: Never met the bitch!
Arnold:(Punches Douchebag in Face)
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 11, 2006, 06:00:12 PM
Eating is not cheating!
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Quickerblade on November 12, 2006, 02:27:25 AM
HASTA LA VISTA BABY
(http://www.cadfem.com/fea/graphics/arnie.gif)
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Figo on November 12, 2006, 04:32:28 AM
"Get down!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Pork_Chop on November 12, 2006, 09:21:45 AM
"Milk is for babies, real men drink Beer!"

"Your not ready yet - but in 6 months you will be..... but i will be bigger! "
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: gmflex on November 12, 2006, 11:44:18 AM
Eraser ;)

Co-star-Your late!!!
Arnold - Traffic!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: bic_staedtler on November 12, 2006, 11:49:05 AM
Eating is not cheating!

..hahha, I read that article....the author got sued for it and the magazine printed an apology to Arnold.

Here's my quote:

Running Man

"Sub Zero?....now, PLAIN ZERO"

...somebody asked where Fireball went...Arnie goes..."He had to SPLIT"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 12, 2006, 12:01:19 PM
Commando:
"c'mon this is my weak arm!"
"remember when I promised i'd kill you last?......I Lied"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: gmflex on November 12, 2006, 12:12:49 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Pecs on November 12, 2006, 12:28:09 PM
Do me a favour, don't wake my friend, he's DEAD TIRED...... (COMMANDO)
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Heywood on November 12, 2006, 12:43:14 PM
monster misquote....

this thread is funny, cause i think arnold ONLY has one liners.... even in real life...


exactly...
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 12, 2006, 12:51:03 PM
Do me a favour, don't wake my friend, he's DEAD TIRED...... (COMMANDO)

HAHAHA Awesome line, Arnold always turns what would on paper seem to be a tacky joke into a classic hilarious line ;D
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Quickerblade on November 12, 2006, 12:56:17 PM
The whole commando script is great..."let out some steam bennet"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: kreator on November 12, 2006, 11:36:22 PM
Terminator: ''Get out'', ''Wrong'', ''I love you too sweatheart'', ''Your clothes, give them to me, now!'',
''A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range...''

Commando:The best part, when one of the bad guys(sitting comfortably in a chair) tries to tell Arnold what he has to do in order to get his kidnapped daughter back, Arnold doesn't pay slightest attention to the guy and keeps looking out the window, and when that guy says ''right''?, Arnold replies ''wrong'' and busts a cap in his ass


Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: dantelis on November 13, 2006, 12:02:55 PM
Not a one liner, but memorable:

From Conan:  "I ask you, Father Crom, grant me victory, grant me revenge. And if you will not grant them to me; then the HELL with you!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: jarhead on November 13, 2006, 12:14:02 PM
From Predator:

"Run! Get to the choppa!"
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Quickerblade on November 13, 2006, 12:16:05 PM
Terminator: ''Get out'', ''Wrong'', ''I love you too sweatheart'', ''Your clothes, give them to me, now!'',
''A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range...''

Commando:The best part, when one of the bad guys(sitting comfortably in a chair) tries to tell Arnold what he has to do in order to get his kidnapped daughter back, Arnold doesn't pay slightest attention to the guy and keeps looking out the window, and when that guy says ''right''?, Arnold replies ''wrong'' and busts a cap in his ass



in his head
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: KingCol on November 13, 2006, 01:22:29 PM
Last Action Hero          How exactly are you gonna snap ya fingas after I ddrip off both of your thumbs??
Title: Re: Arnold's best one-liners
Post by: Kwon on November 13, 2006, 07:20:35 PM
Conan the Barbarian:
"Crush enemies, see them driven before you and lear the limitations of women."

PB

I only see limitations in spelling here.

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