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George Whorewell

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Solutions to solve all of America's problems
« on: May 04, 2013, 10:25:16 AM »
Ok. I have been following the Obama Administrations 7 point plan to Utopia. Looking at each item objectively, the formula is brilliant. Feel free to add any additional policies that Obama thinks will be helpful.

1) Legalize all illegals and open our borders, because its a human rights issue and the American record on immigration is stellar. Also, this will grow the US economy and decrease unemployment.

2) Increase taxes on all high income earners and then use the revenue generated to fund more social entitlements and green energy projects

3) Ban all guns. Guns cause violence. 

4) Implement the Affordable Care Act regardless of the consequences. We must do this in the name of human rights and fairness. 

5) Cutback on all military and foreign intelligence spending. Bin Laden is dead and Al Qaeda is defeated.

6) Raise taxes on all forms of non green energy. Pollution is bad for the environment and plus, if other countries see America taking the lead, they will all abandon fossil fuels.

7) Growing the economy from the middle out. See, its just like architecture. Typically, builders don't start with the foundations, they suspend the building materials in mid air and then begin construction. It makes perfect sense.

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Re: Solutions to solve all of America's problems
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2013, 10:32:55 AM »
hahhah classic

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Re: Solutions to solve all of America's problems
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2013, 01:58:53 PM »
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!


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