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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #175 on: December 23, 2017, 05:22:22 PM »
I never really hooked up with a "big" girl, I like more petite girls, Asian/Latina.

Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However the Asian girls I date/impregnate/marry are 4'11"-5'2" and have calves n quads like gymnasts. Not your typical petite Asian girl.. N the Latinas are the same height n look like curvy porn stars/lowrider models/suicide girls n already have a kid or 2.

"Big" to me is if they're over 5'5"

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #176 on: December 23, 2017, 05:31:37 PM »
Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However the Asian girls I date/impregnate/marry are 4'11"-5'2" and have calves n quads like gymnasts. Not your typical petite Asian girl.. N the Latinas are the same height n look like curvy porn stars/lowrider models/suicide girls n already have a kid or 2.

"Big" to me is if they're over 5'5"
Sweet both Asians and Latinas are freaks, also crazy, and super jealous! I've finally had my first Asian squirter experience,  that was some epic shit,  but gets annoying after the first few times.
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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #177 on: December 23, 2017, 05:37:24 PM »
Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However my right hand is (...) .. N my left hand is (...)


Fixed.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #178 on: December 23, 2017, 06:02:34 PM »
Fixed.

Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #179 on: December 23, 2017, 06:33:46 PM »
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.

You must still believe in Santa.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #180 on: December 23, 2017, 06:37:16 PM »
I never really hooked up with a "big" girl, I like more petite girls, Asian/Latina.

BMC would know all about that

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #181 on: December 23, 2017, 06:46:00 PM »
You must still believe in Santa.


He is a handsome bearded white male with great hair and large, defined muscles.

His social status is through the roof.

Women desire to be around him.

Adventures lie before him.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #182 on: December 23, 2017, 07:05:11 PM »
1996 and 2017


Yikes. Pubic hair and Hubble telescope glasses  :-X

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #183 on: December 23, 2017, 07:44:04 PM »
He is a handsome bearded white male with great hair and large, defined muscles.

His social status is through the roof.

Women desire to be around him.

Adventures lie before him.

Yeah that's true, but how's his left hooooook?

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #184 on: December 23, 2017, 08:03:53 PM »
Serious question, who was kind enough to take care of your kitties while you were inside?

Craziest part of Jay's story is that in real life this happened to him he was pulled over driving with a activated air bag all fucked up, but he was caught with heroin on him instead of weed like in the movie story here

that guy's young life is fucked up his mom was a heroin junkie who later died of aids who used to lock up Jay in the closet while she was doing deals/john's



15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #185 on: December 24, 2017, 04:03:25 AM »
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women.

If this is as true as you being lean and mean at 260 lbs, or your incredible strength claims, or your fantastic inmate stories such as nurses spot injecting you, you must really say "I've never had a problem alternating between my right and my left hand". Hope that helps.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #186 on: December 24, 2017, 06:53:28 AM »
BMC would know all about that
;D
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.
Haha..awesome!
Yeah that's true, but how's his left hooooook?
Don't need a left hook when you have a bulletproof hairline!
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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #187 on: December 24, 2017, 07:21:53 AM »
ESF has good hair... so does G4I.

Good showing, mates.

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #188 on: December 24, 2017, 07:41:25 AM »
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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #189 on: December 24, 2017, 08:59:29 AM »
ESF has good hair... so does G4I.

Good showing, mates.
All in good fun, just trying to bring some good spirited comradery to Getbig!
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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #190 on: December 24, 2017, 09:49:05 AM »
1996 and 2017



This pubic hair can not be compared to go4it hair of the stars.
Go4it = model level hair of epic looks.
Your hair = everyday brit hair

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #191 on: December 24, 2017, 09:57:51 AM »
This pubic hair can not be compared to go4it hair of the stars.
Go4it = model level hair of epic looks.
Your hair = everyday brit hair
I salute Be There, he still has hair and is in his 50's, he's still has a great build again in his 50's, my only advice in regards to hair for him would be consume more Omega 3 fats/incorporate more collagen in his daily diet/dont wash hair everyday/use coconut oil as a moisturizer and or leave in conditioner. If he follows this protocol he could snap the Stamos Sandow next year!
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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #192 on: December 24, 2017, 12:51:25 PM »

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #193 on: December 24, 2017, 02:39:11 PM »
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'

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Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
« Reply #194 on: December 24, 2017, 03:26:39 PM »
I salute Be There, he still has hair and is in his 50's, he's still has a great build again in his 50's, my only advice in regards to hair for him would be consume more Omega 3 fats/incorporate more collagen in his daily diet/dont wash hair everyday/use coconut oil as a moisturizer and or leave in conditioner. If he follows this protocol he could snap the Stamos Sandow next year!
Are you serious you don't wash your hair?? Coconut oil for conditioner?

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #195 on: December 24, 2017, 03:28:31 PM »
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'

That's the same body weight that was on the ID card I got for California while I still had a South Dakota driver's license when I was 15 and that's the body weight that's on my California ID card now. The California driver's license stated I was 6 foot 1 and 230 lb. I got a replacement California ID when they took my California driver's license for the DUI in 2016. Have you ever been fucking arrested?  I don't know what they do whatever bumfuk European shithole you live in but They don't fucking weigh you here in the US weather in South Dakota or California you dumb fuck mother fucker. I wasn't even 186 when I left the fucking hospital after my hip surgery after a month of zero anabolics in the fucking hospital. Add to that I got out of the hospital in mid-september I wasn't booked in for two months now after that which means I've been back in the gym and back on testosterone and back in the gym for a good 6 7 or 8 weeks by the time I was booked in on November 8th. Apparently being a wizard of Truth doesn't require any sort of fucking logic. Fucking punk guy

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #196 on: December 24, 2017, 03:36:54 PM »
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'

When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #197 on: December 24, 2017, 04:28:17 PM »
When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.
X2. They don't weight you when you get booked. They'll just ask you usually. Maybe look at your CDL.

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #198 on: December 24, 2017, 04:28:49 PM »
When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.

They didn't use my license. They used my CA id. They took my license with the 2016 dui. Luckily I didn't get charged with driving on a suspended license.

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Re: ESF Update
« Reply #199 on: December 24, 2017, 04:41:56 PM »
X2. They don't weight you when you get booked. They'll just ask you usually. Maybe look at your CDL.

Didn't even ask me. I saw it on the form they had me sign when booked. Matter  of fact the guy booking me in was a sergeant buddy of mine (not the cop who arrested me). Lil embarrassing I gotta say.. Plus I knew 6 other sheriffs at the initial jail I was housed in. 4 guys n 2 girls... Apparently they already had a moniker for me lol. .. Long story.

Anyways... Ill probably talk about it later. Still decompressing a lil