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Title: Advices for sons
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2015, 05:18:49 AM
The other thread got me thinking, what one bit of advice would you give your son.  These have to be legit and not like Arnold offering Franco the wrong advices.

Here's mine:  Son, don't marry a woman unless she loves to suck your cock.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: FermiDirac on January 23, 2015, 05:22:04 AM
I'd force him to read

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Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.

Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: devilsmile on January 23, 2015, 05:29:01 AM
am I gay for not careing at all about getting my dick sucked? If I had to choose between eating quality pussy every day, or getting  my dick sucked every day.... I would e-a-s-i-l-y pick eating quality pussy, easy!

But to my son I'd say;

- you live By the thong you die By the thong

 -it's only gay if you want it to be

 -don't criticize islam

 -eat junk food

 -don't listen to heavy metal but listen to whatever mtv plays

  -trust the news

 -trust the government

-don't question evolution

-believe in dinosaurs

-don't question if someone says it's a 100 million year old fossil

 -sign up for army

 -always vote

-voting = freedom

-a woman has the right to take your hard earned cash

-happiness = being a doctor/lawyer/professor or a professional athlete/entertainer/actor

-basile is a professional bodybuilder and deserves his 5 stars
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: 240 is Back on January 23, 2015, 05:52:52 AM
Post on getbig first each day.   Will put it all in perspective.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Victor VonDoom on January 23, 2015, 06:37:24 AM
Do not get married or have a child until you have finished your education

Choose your profession wisely (make sure it is in demand and cannot be easily outsourced); it should be something you enjoy and has meaning for you and presumably others

Get an education that will enable your profession; get as much education as you can from the best institution you can; you never want to be at a point in your career and hear that you cannot advance to the next level because you do not have the appropriate credential

Learn two other languages that will facilitate your viability in the world

Have a plan B; one you can easily transition to if you decide to move away from plan A

Cultivate a number of mentors who will enable your profession and education

Studiously avoid drugs, alcohol, and other similar vices

Choose a companion who compliments you; this person should be smart, educated, come from a good family, be age appropriate

Learn to defer gratification throughout your life

Live/study/work abroad for a least a year

Bah!
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: TheShape. on January 23, 2015, 06:44:57 AM
Do as I say not as I do.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: da_vinci on January 23, 2015, 06:47:00 AM
Become good at at least one field and keep at it.

Don't even think abour marriage before age 30 (as it's the age when you actually truly start to be able to chose whatever females you want. Well if you did not spent your 20's being a lazy bum)

Make sure that serious relathionship material female would be at least 5 years younger (females age fast... and usualy quite bad)

Be physically active as mush as possible

Do not drink/smoke/do drugs EVER

Have a blast at whatever you are doing.

Do not fear anything, at the worst case you will die, and these worst cases are not so common if you don't act stupid

Better do and regret than not and regret of not doing
 
Don't take life or yourself too seriously, just relax and enjoy, play a game, make it fun

Once again - Do NOT fear anything, there's really nothing to fear in life

Learn to fool yourself that "stuff matters" even if it doesn't. Sometimes it helps to stay positive.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 23, 2015, 07:14:20 AM
Do the opposite of what I did and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 23, 2015, 08:01:43 AM
am I gay for not careing at all about getting my dick sucked? If I had to choose between eating quality pussy every day, or getting  my dick sucked every day.... I would e-a-s-i-l-y pick eating quality pussy, easy!

Yes. You are a bottom boi of the lowest grade.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2015, 08:58:26 AM
Yes. You are a bottom boi of the lowest grade.

Agreed. His faggotry is most profound and repugnant.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 23, 2015, 09:16:46 AM
Marry a girl with small hands so your cock looks bigger.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: calfzilla on January 23, 2015, 09:18:52 AM
I would teach him that the original Hebrews were black, fact!
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Skorp1o on January 23, 2015, 09:31:08 AM
If you're fat, work in a super market in Florida and have a drinking problem, just kill yourself.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: falco on January 23, 2015, 12:35:08 PM
 you are an underdog so shooting trenbolone, fucking 100 dollar prostitutes and wearing expensive fake watches won't make you cool dear son.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: stavios on January 23, 2015, 12:48:38 PM
The other thread got me thinking, what one bit of advice would you give your son.  These have to be legit and not like Arnold offering Franco the wrong advices.

Here's mine:  Son, don't marry a woman unless she loves to suck your cock.

fixed
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2015, 12:53:13 PM
I'd force him to read


This really says it all.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: LittleJ on January 23, 2015, 01:02:31 PM
Don't do drugs.
Don't drink alcohol.
Don't go to clubs.
Education
Don't start fights but if you're attacked, protect yourself.
Don't post on getbig
Get a job
Show respect to everybody
Health
Practice safe sex
Always get a receipt when paying for items
Don't drive a nice car in the wrong neighborhood, don't walk with hands in pockets, don't jog or run in a nice neighborhood, dont wear hoodies, keep hands visible when dealing with cops, don't make fast movements, turn on all the lights when getting pulled over

Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: calfzilla on January 23, 2015, 01:06:01 PM
Don't do drugs.
Don't drink alcohol.
Don't go to clubs.
Education
Don't start fights but if you're attacked, protect yourself.
Don't post on getbig
Get a job
Show respect to everybody
Health
Practice safe sex
Always get a receipt when paying for items
Don't drive a nice car in the wrong neighborhood, don't walk with hands in pockets, don't jog or run in a nice neighborhood, dont wear hoodies, keep hands visible when dealing with cops, don't make fast movements, turn on all the lights when getting pulled over


:D
First half of your post I thought you were Asian, the second half reveals you are black.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: calfzilla on January 23, 2015, 01:14:03 PM
When he is old enough I will give him one of my GETBIG gimmick accounts
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: thegamechanger on January 23, 2015, 01:58:36 PM
fathers are a thing of the past, now it's all about google
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2015, 06:45:54 PM
am I gay for not careing at all about getting my dick sucked? If I had to choose between eating quality pussy every day, or getting  my dick sucked every day.... I would e-a-s-i-l-y pick eating quality pussy


It's not so much just the physical act as what it represents for attitude in all other areas.  I've not met many girls who like to blow you who don't like their pussy eaten, plenty the other way though.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: che on January 23, 2015, 06:49:25 PM
  Son, don't marry a woman unless she loves to suck your cock.

Basically go and marry a whore.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2015, 07:00:57 PM
Basically go and marry a whore.

Over the alternative?  Some chick that at best will do it every now and then at first and then later not at all?  And the point is also, if she likes it also, it's pleasuring you both.  I got no problem with a mom telling her daughters the equivalent for women.

This assumes she is otherwise sane though.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: che on January 23, 2015, 07:22:31 PM
Over the alternative?  Some chick that at best will do it every now and then at first and then later not at all?  And the point is also, if she likes it also, it's pleasuring you both.  I got no problem with a mom telling her daughters the equivalent for women.

This assumes she is otherwise sane though.

If she  likes/loves to suck cock  , she's a whore .
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: AbrahamG on January 23, 2015, 07:26:04 PM
I could honestly live without the vagina.  Give me a nice mouth and big tits 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: che on January 23, 2015, 07:31:58 PM
I could honestly live without the vagina.  Give me a nice mouth and big tits 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.



You lucky m0therfucker .









(http://www.avitable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Tanis_Tranny.jpg)
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Never1AShow on January 23, 2015, 07:38:43 PM
If she  likes/loves to suck cock  , she's a whore .

Schmidt get jealous and mad at the thought of a woman pleasing men they can't have.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Parker on January 23, 2015, 08:44:57 PM
Become good at a variety of fields and keep at it.

Don't even think abour marriage before age 30 (as it's the age when you actually truly start to be able to chose whatever females you want. Well if you did not spent your 20's being a lazy bum)

Make sure that serious relathionship material female would be at least 5 years younger (females age fast... and usualy quite bad)

Be physically active as mush as possible

Do not drink/smoke/do drugs EVER

Have a blast at whatever you are doing.

Do not fear anything, at the worst case you will die, and these worst cases are not so common if you don't act stupid

Better do and regret than not and regret of not doing
 
Don't take life or yourself too seriously, just relax and enjoy, play a game, make it fun

Once again - Do NOT fear anything, there's really nothing to fear in life

Learn to fool yourself that "stuff matters" even if it doesn't. Sometimes it helps to stay positive.
fixed.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Never1AShow on January 24, 2015, 05:36:46 AM
Basically go and marry a whore.

You have obviously been given the wrong advices.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: King Shizzo on January 24, 2015, 05:47:20 AM
If you're fat, work in a super market in Florida and have a drinking problem, just kill yourself.
Just saw this.....Hahahahaha

Who are you referring to?
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: da_vinci on January 24, 2015, 11:34:57 AM
fixed.

Surprised it was a well intended fix. Agreed.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: Voice of Doom on January 24, 2015, 11:42:55 AM
I will tell all my children, "nothing is true, all is permissible".
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: 6 Reps on January 25, 2015, 09:50:05 AM
Son, I'd be mighty proud if you grow up to be Mr. Olympia.
Title: Re: Advices for sons
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 25, 2015, 04:42:01 PM
Son, never get caught buying that get big cream off the internet. It doesn't work and it's a scam. It never worked for me and now I have to walk around with these giant hands.