My getbig brothers!!! I'm FREEEEE!!! Its good to be back!

[Fury]

I was in prison for 2 weeks, worst thing is the boredom,.... in germany we are locked up for 24h straight... 1hour to walk in the yard. Good thing is I was with a bunch of people waiting for their trial, so nobody bothers you, they all don't want to create waves incase they f**k up their trial.

Boredom really fucked me up, there was days I went to bed at 16.00 tried to sleep only to because you are so fucking bored.

There are 25 hours in a day now? That's news to me.

[Croatch]

Yeah, fighting is fun, when you're in grade school.  In the real world, you get locked up.  Unless someone was attacking me, I wouldn't waste my time.  Even if you win, you lose.

[Stark]

hahaha! you got caught........ must suck to be you "big guy"

at least he does not punch defendless woman "big guy"  

[brianX]

I hope you didn't plan on getting a good job or going to college. As a convicted felon, almost all employers will refuse to employ you, and most colleges will reject your application for admission without even reading it.

Have a nice day.

[SS]

at least he does not punch defendless woman "big guy"  

what are you talking about cock breath?

[alexxx]

You got balls kid!

[slaveboy1980]

You got balls kid!

balls so big he doesnt need a car..he can ride his own balls.

[YoungBlood]

So, your girlfriend got a bunch of people together to pool $2,500 to get you out on bail. The bail which you previously mentioned being $25k....
Misprint?

[dr.chimps]

So, your girlfriend got a bunch of people together to pool $2,500 to get you out on bail. The bail which you previously mentioned being $25k....
Misprint?

No, you only need to post 10% as surety. So when you see Scarface getting a 1/2 mil bail, it really means 50 grand in cash. Capiche?

[YoungBlood]

Capiche. But no capiche.
A friend of mine got a DUI last year at this time, killed a 15 year old boy. He had to post $45000 for bail. His parents fronted the entire amount in cash.
You get the money back if you appear in court like you're supposed to (or whatever is asked of you to do). If not, all that money goes to the state/gov.
I'm no expert on these things (I'm proud of that actually!), so, maybe it varies state to state?

[War-Horse]

Welcome back you steamin pile of dogshit felon!!! 

LOL......My "Sediments" exactly.

[G o a t b o y]

On friday night my getbig brothers.... i went to jail for 2nd degree assault Ive missed this website actually! Im so glad ivecome back to it. I'm depleted toughly im dropped down to 190 pounds . I'm now known as a god damn felon though and i might have to go back to jail for 3-6 months. I'm out on $25,000 bail. My girlfriend got a bunch of people together to get 2,500 to bail me out and im out. How much have i missed since Friday?

A mean storie if anyone wants to hear it. I met and encountered some serious characters in my 5 daysin jail. Weird place but not all its talked up to be. Ive never been to jail in my entire life, not even in trouble for that matter. But friday night I got in trouble for something i shoulndt have. Itrs good to be backon the Getbig website!!!

Say "hi" to Titus for us!

[Wombat]

Lets see--

a native-american that is drunk at a casino gets arrested for beating someone down...

Are you sure that the person you hit wasn't in fact a woman...I think that would be a better story...Then you could add this to the story---


5 days after you get out of jail...You go straight from jail to KFC because your starving...Their you see a black man eating spicy chicken wings like their going out of style while sucking back on a 40oz Colt 45...You say to the guy "hey their is no drinking in here" He stands up and says "fu k you cracker" while he backhands his white girlfriend that is trying to disfuse the situtation...You then lay him out with a right hand with one punch while you defend yourself with your left from the irrate girlfriend that proceeds to jump on your back and is now choking you while she is screaming " no one hits my Tyrone"..

You spin around 3 or 4 times with her on your back and when doing so you get dizzy and the both of you fall into the soda fountain breaking the taps on the fountain where soda sprays everywhere...At this time you and Tyrone's woman are on the ground and you keep trying to get her off you by pushing her away but the cops roll in at the exact time because Duncun Doughnuts is right next to KFC and they hear the fighting going on...

They see tyrone knocked out on the floor and also they seen you push Tyrone's white bitch girlfriend and they try to cuff you but have trouble because your resisting...So they taze you once again and drag your ass to jail.  And this time its on 2 counts of assault and resisting arrest...Because of your prior and being out on bail just about an hour ago...The bail is set at 50 grand..

good luck getting the 5G's from your friends this time...Fast forward--Your now in the hole $7500 and you haven't even been to court yet...As it turns out, you broke Tyrone's jaw and he has a 15 grand medical bill...Add that to 3 weeks lost wages from Tyrone's job at watermelon juleeus in the mall which add up to another $500 and you are in for around 23G's---oh i forgot..The first girl that you punched who's eye socket you broke needs about 50 grand worth of reconstructive surgery...

Wow your now in for almost 75 G's and you still haven't been to court yet...That was one hell of a week for you wasn't it there Geronamo!

[MisterMagoo]

let's put this one together. cops see a 19 year old drunk as hell punch someone in the face and break a bone. so somewhere in your defense you're going to have to explain why the fact that you were hammered while underage shouldn't be used against you.

in other news, i hope you had fun on here, see you in 2015.

[Wombat]

Did the casino serve you without an I.D? If so that could be the only thing going for you...

You get drunk at the casino being underage and hope that the guy you fuked up goes after the deep pockets(which of course will be the casino)

[warchild]

The report I got from people that were there, is that you sucker punched the guy.....you conveniently left that out

[SS]

The report I got from people that were there, is that you sucker punched the guy.....you conveniently left that out

that would have been the smart thing to do in any case.

[War-Horse]

Lets see--

a native-american that is drunk at a casino gets arrested for beating someone down...

Are you sure that the person you hit wasn't in fact a woman...I think that would be a better story...Then you could add this to the story---


5 days after you get out of jail...You go straight from jail to KFC because your starving...Their you see a black man eating spicy chicken wings like their going out of style while sucking back on a 40oz Colt 45...You say to the guy "hey their is no drinking in here" He stands up and says "fu k you cracker" while he backhands his white girlfriend that is trying to disfuse the situtation...You then lay him out with a right hand with one punch while you defend yourself with your left from the irrate girlfriend that proceeds to jump on your back and is now choking you while she is screaming " no one hits my Tyrone"..

You spin around 3 or 4 times with her on your back and when doing so you get dizzy and the both of you fall into the soda fountain breaking the taps on the fountain where soda sprays everywhere...At this time you and Tyrone's woman are on the ground and you keep trying to get her off you by pushing her away but the cops roll in at the exact time because Duncun Doughnuts is right next to KFC and they hear the fighting going on...

They see tyrone knocked out on the floor and also they seen you push Tyrone's white bitch girlfriend and they try to cuff you but have trouble because your resisting...So they taze you once again and drag your ass to jail.  And this time its on 2 counts of assault and resisting arrest...Because of your prior and being out on bail just about an hour ago...The bail is set at 50 grand..

good luck getting the 5G's from your friends this time...Fast forward--Your now in the hole $7500 and you haven't even been to court yet...As it turns out, you broke Tyrone's jaw and he has a 15 grand medical bill...Add that to 3 weeks lost wages from Tyrone's job at watermelon juleeus in the mall which add up to another $500 and you are in for around 23G's---oh i forgot..The first girl that you punched who's eye socket you broke needs about 50 grand worth of reconstructive surgery...

Wow your now in for almost 75 G's and you still haven't been to court yet...That was one hell of a week for you wasn't their Geronamo!

Genius......I prefer this version.