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Avesher Fails at Life
« on: January 04, 2008, 09:17:24 AM »
So I dont get laid for a year, and then I hook up with this hot 21 year old, and,........................











chlamydia

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 09:18:28 AM »


   lol  oh well go get some penicillin.

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 09:26:41 AM »
OWNED!
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 09:30:24 AM »
OWNED!

Bluto I got laid--you are a virgin

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 09:38:13 AM »
Bluto I got laid--you are a virgin

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you got laid after one year, what the hell is the matter with you? i hope youre kidding even berzerkfury get laid more often than that


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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 10:20:43 AM »
how often do you get laid bluto
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 10:28:43 AM »
how often do you get laid bluto

Bluto was bragging about banging 2 girls through all of 07. And seeing as most people are full of shit on the internet, it's safe to assume he banged 0 girls through all of 07.


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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 10:29:15 AM »
Bluto was bragging about banging 2 girls through all of 07. And seeing as most people are full of shit on the internet, it's safe to assume he banged 0 girls through all of 07.



I'd put money down that Bluto hasn't ever touched a titty.

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2008, 10:29:56 AM »
I'd put money down that Bluto hasn't ever touched a titty.

Bullshit. His father breast fed him every day until he was 12.

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2008, 10:32:55 AM »
Bullshit. His father breast fed him every day until he was 12.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!   

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2008, 11:16:55 AM »
you got laid after one year, what the hell is the matter with you? i hope youre kidding even berzerkfury get laid more often than that




it was said to emphasize the terrible luck that I got it from her.  If I tell you the sky is purple and the water is orange Bluto, do you believe that also?

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2008, 11:17:12 AM »
how often do you get laid bluto

not as often as the married men of the y board, but more often than berzerk "i've never had sex with the same girl twice" fury  :D
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2008, 11:18:05 AM »
not as often as the married men of the y board, but more often than berzerk "i've never had sex with the same girl twice" fury  :D

how many times in the last 12 months
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2008, 11:20:41 AM »
it was said to emphasize the terrible luck that I got it from her.  If I tell you the sky is purple and the water is orange Bluto, do you believe that also?

yes and i said "owned" wasnt that a good example of someone being owned? you dont have to be so defensive

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2008, 11:21:16 AM »
how many times in the last 12 months

i dont know, when you get it often you dont count it not that you would know mohaha!
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2008, 11:23:52 AM »
So I dont get laid for a year, and then I hook up with this hot 21 year old, and,........................











chlamydia

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dont sweat it brother---------------but definiitly confront and embarass the shit out of the girl who gave it to you...unless you want to bang her a couple times before you start your treatment, then do it ;) ;D

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2008, 11:29:51 AM »
dont sweat it brother---------------but definiitly confront and embarass the shit out of the girl who gave it to you...unless you want to bang her a couple times before you start your treatment, then do it ;) ;D

have you ever got chlamydia from one of your dogs?
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2008, 11:31:11 AM »
have you ever got chlamydia from one of your dogs?

geezus ur an idiot

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2008, 11:32:11 AM »
geezus ur an idiot

oh i forgot, you're another one of those dog-lovers, that cant get any love from people so you go looking for it in dogs that you can control and dominate and force your love on

shouldnt you hang out with the rest of the morons on the pet board?
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2008, 11:32:52 AM »
how many times in the last 12 months

He claimed two for all of last year. So by using the internet-truth formula, he fucked zero women.


Do you honestly think someone that posts from 6 am EST to 2 or 3 am EST the following day has time to be fucking women?

Look at the kid's pic, he's a dork.

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2008, 11:36:08 AM »
He claimed two for all of last year. So by using the internet-truth formula, he fucked zero women.


Do you honestly think someone that posts from 6 am EST to 2 or 3 am EST the following day has time to be fucking women?

Look at the kid's pic, he's a dork.

if i was sure of one fact in life

its that bluto is a virgin
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2008, 11:37:54 AM »
geezus ur an idiot
well he is not exactly creative and original in the insult department

all those anti-pyschotic drugs he takes slows his brain down :-\

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2008, 11:38:16 AM »
if i was sure of one fact in life

its that bluto is a virgin

That's as much a fact as the sun rising each day.


Maybe 08 is the year Bluto makes enough to afford a hooker? Doubt it, though.  :o



He's too busy importing video games, hahahahaha.

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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2008, 11:43:40 AM »
He claimed two for all of last year. So by using the internet-truth formula, he fucked zero women.


Do you honestly think someone that posts from 6 am EST to 2 or 3 am EST the following day has time to be fucking women?

Look at the kid's pic, he's a dork.

i claimed 4. 2 regularly. which is nothing to brag about but at least im honest. in the thread i made where we talked about women you never dared to post.
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Re: Avesher Fails at Life
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2008, 11:45:13 AM »
That's as much a fact as the sun rising each day.


Maybe 08 is the year Bluto makes enough to afford a hooker? Doubt it, though.  :o



He's too busy importing video games, hahahahaha.

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