Author Topic: Luke Wood; how do you spell 'aesthetic' ??? (Read 2811 times)

New Hank Wood · « **on:** August 29, 2008, 08:12:32 AM »

Luke Wood quote:

"Im very happy and in the best shape of my life. Im only 116kg and will be about 114-115kg on stage (3kg lighter than last year), but ive changed my whole physique and brought my waist down to smaller than it was on stage last time!"

Enough already. Every year you spout the same diatribe. The industry is sick of it!

The one thing people want to know is; when in Christ's name are you going to put your hand up for the Olympia?

Luke, you have run out of excuses!

And by the way, your physique still looks like a 'mish mash of odd body parts' stuck on top of a fire-engine-red cranium...... Dr. Frankenstein would have a field day with you!

boonstack · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2008, 10:38:33 AM »

Quote from: Nasser El Synthol Batty on August 29, 2008, 08:18:08 AM

the only time his hand will go up is when some schmoe calls out if anyone wants to do some G4P tricks, Luke will put it up and suck it up

are you implying Luke is at the "healthiest" state of his life he has ever been? Are you saying that his heart is in good condition?

Mars · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2008, 10:40:22 AM »

great athlete and spokesman for the sport.

rk272727 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2008, 10:56:40 AM »

wwow useless hank jerking off again

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:29:33 AM »

Luke, are you experiencing the flu-like-symptoms that tend to be associated those athletes who are on the 'insulin program'?

webcake · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:31:03 AM »

Luke is a very large, handsome athlete.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:05:29 PM »

The IFBB code of conduct committee has an opportunity to make a powerful political statement at the AC Pro this year!

First of all, they should suspend all athletes who are found to have links with the 'insulin program', rec drugs and all other illegal pharmaceuticals...

Difficult to establish, yes, but a 'starting point' is needed!

Again, i am calling for the removal of 'syringe using drug addicts' from the sport.

IFBB must prove it is not a 'sham of an organisation' and implement their 'strict' drug code!

arce377 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:28:53 PM »

Ouch.

Alex23 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:31:40 PM »

Luke Wood owns your mind and body, "hank wood".

Plain and simple; he looks down on you.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:36:16 PM »

This competition, 'The Atlantic City' is a pathetic joke!

Tell the truth, rename it; 'The Insulin Program Invitational'.

And yeah, your gut is still big, round and grotesque Luke. Give birth to that alien!

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:43:41 PM »

Hank is pissed Luke had trucks on in his latest photos.

Let it rest Hank. Not everyone is gay like you.

3Dkiller · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:56:37 PM »

get lost hank wannabewood

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:06:37 PM »

Luke, a collection of mismatched-body-parts does not make a Pro!

You remind me of a 'mad scientist's ugly experiment' gone horribly wrong.

Luke, you cant correct this by using large cycles and insulin!

What are you trying to prove?

Again, you have been exploited by a person (edit name).

He is callously administering his dangerous and illconceived program, without making full and true medical disclousures of the inherent risks!

Rottmag · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:15:35 PM »

I'm sure Luke's gonna take your drivel and give a squirt of monkey's piss, Hank.

You'rea load that should have been swallowed....

Hope this helps.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:25:43 PM »

Luke, pull your head 'out' of your ass and look in the mirror! Staring back is an aesthetic-nightmare!

This drug guru of yours, has been in your ear for way too long!

He is trouble. Look at 'his' history with previous clients; if you need evidence of that!

kawaks · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2008, 06:11:45 PM »

Quote from: hank wood on August 30, 2008, 04:36:16 PM

This competition, 'The Atlantic City' is a pathetic joke!

Tell the truth, rename it; 'The Insulin Program Invitational'.

And yeah, your gut is still big, round and grotesque Luke. Give birth to that alien!

Luke is in the wrong sport Hank! He thinks he's going to a powerlifting competition in a few weeks!

His physique is suited perfectly to working as a furniture removalist, a great career change and healthier to boot! ;-)

rk272727 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2008, 06:44:36 PM »

Quote from: hank wood on August 30, 2008, 04:36:16 PM

This competition, 'The Atlantic City' is a pathetic joke!

Tell the truth, rename it; 'The Insulin Program Invitational'.

And yeah, your gut is still big, round and grotesque Luke. Give birth to that alien!

shut the hell up

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2008, 07:45:17 PM »

Luke, your health is all you have!

Your current program and history of flu and other mystery illness should be evidence enough. Put simply, you have failed as a Pro.

Some just don't make the grade Luke!

Understand, the 'pharmaceutical regime' required of this sport does not suit your genetic/endocrine profile.

Alex23 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2008, 10:47:25 PM »

Quote from: hank wood on August 30, 2008, 07:45:17 PM

Luke, your health is all you have!

Your current program and history of flu and other mystery illness should be evidence enough. Put simply, you have failed as a Pro.

Some just don't make the grade Luke!

Understand, the 'pharmaceutical regime' required of this sport does not suit your genetic/endocrine profile.

Luke is good people and enjoys the chocolate feminina.

Why so much hate directed at a well liked guy?

Kwon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2008, 07:58:36 AM »

Is Hank Wood jealous or what?

Quickerblade · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2008, 08:01:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 31, 2008, 07:58:36 AM

Is Hank Wood jealous or what?

He does make valid points

FullROM · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2008, 08:56:26 AM »

How does Luke make a living? I don't think being a "personal trainer" can pay your food/home/drugs/milos $200p/h training

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2008, 08:58:42 AM »

Hank, why are you so obsessed with Luke?

Author Topic: Luke Wood; how do you spell 'aesthetic' ??? (Read 2811 times)

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