I’d commit 100 percent of my earned strength and power from over three decades of dedicated squatting to drilling her axe wound with my Viking Penile Warhammer.
Just a devastating exhibition of thrusting might and vengeance.
When finished, Fortress would pour himself a frothy mug of root beer and jam some metal, leaving AOC to ponder the ruins of her genitalia.
*SNIF* *SNIF*...
Superbly written, sire! It is fact that not only could I have NOT written it better, I could not have written it at all. Too old. And whilst I find Latinas fetching (even were she a blonde as in one picture I think is here somewhere), her hideous soul would be painfully obvious to my incredible Kryptonian like vision and therefor I could not mate with such a being. She is just too cucked for me.
And again. I really am too old and weak now and would not survive the attempt, believe me. Valhalla would welcome me on the effort alone and my Cashew passport which is heavily Teutonic would doubtless gain me entry into any afterlife worthy of the term "Heaven". Carry on, my brother!